Picture 1719.pngAccording to her lawyer, yes! It’s like this, see. If Ruth had no idea that her husband was getting HJ’s on the reg, ass-cuppage on the reg, and just skanks in general on the reg, it’s probably indication that she had no idea about his screwing investors on the reg, as opposed to the theory that he told her everything.

Ruth Madoff, who has been married to Mr. Madoff for almost 50 years, knew nothing about the “alleged affair,” said Peter Chavkin, her lawyer. While that, unfortunately, will not ease the pain of the people destroyed by the Madoff fraud, he continued, the allegation “stands as a powerful reminder, to those who say Ruth must have known of her husband’s criminal scheme, that there are some things that some spouses — however close they are — do not share with each other.”

Comments (37)

  1. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 10:45 AM

    or it shows she knew what half of zero equals

  2. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 10:47 AM

    wow, we’ll all know she knew about it and she’ll never admit it. ever.

  3. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    I am the CEO of a hedge fund
    Where is that jewish gentleman who I gave all my fund’s money to?

  4. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    What’s with the magic eye poster?
    -Andrew Lahde

  5. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 10:56 AM

    the smartest thing bernie could have done was not tell her anything, i equate him to pacino in the godfather; ‘don’t ever ask me about my business kate’
    when i do illegal shit, i never tell a bitch.
    -TG

  6. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 10:59 AM

    I’m sure she just thought he was making all his money through a 87% long and 57% short strategy.

  7. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 11:00 AM

    @6 still can’t get over that, eh?

  8. Posted by NakedShort | August 14, 2009 at 11:01 AM

    The bitch goggles say I like my box chowed. The one piece bikini with optical illusion striping says with this yeast infection your going to have to eat through 6 oz of Feta before you get to the good stuff.

  9. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 11:01 AM

    @naked EW

  10. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 11:03 AM

    @ 8, that went overboard. I’m going to yak

  11. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 11:07 AM

    @Naked
    Dude, I know it’s free for all Friday’s but you went a little too far. Tone it down a little or Greg’s mum will turn up on your doorstep.
    just sayin’

  12. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 11:09 AM

    the jew bitch knew

  13. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 11:11 AM

    I guess you could say Bernie MADE OFF (Madoff) with everyone’s money. MADE OFF. Madoff. (His name sounds like what he did, which is coincidental and humorous.)
    -The Point Belaborer (Joke Briefer’s Arch-Nemesis)

  14. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 11:12 AM

    A poor man’s Marilyn Chambers.

  15. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    @Naked,
    Thanks for that imagery. It’s going to be a while before I’ll ever be able to have Oysters Rockefeller.

  16. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 11:14 AM

    Thrilling that the judge locked up Frankie. Way to go, Judge!

  17. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    I love the subtle Kenny Powers overtones of this post… and could care less. The money is gone. Get over it.
    - Bernie

  18. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 11:31 AM

    bullshit! ruth was underneath tickling his sack while he was getting a waxjob

  19. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 11:36 AM

    Well played @13……!!
    ~The Joke Briefer

  20. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    God damn, naked short.

  21. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    God damn, naked short.

  22. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 11:53 AM

    @13
    hahahahhha. I just loled

  23. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    Citadel ROCKS

  24. Posted by NakedShort | August 14, 2009 at 12:00 PM

    Hey guys I apologize it sounded funny in my head. Good thing I’m not wearing shoes with laces today.

  25. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    Feta cheese. Now I am hungry for some Greek tossed salad.

  26. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 12:15 PM

    @19
    I’ll see you in hell, Briefer! This is because we’ve both committed unspeakable acts in our pasts (I’m suggesting, in jest, we share an epic history of contention.) that, no doubt, will preclude us from entering heaven. I plan on fighting you to the death (in this context, figuratively), thus we’ll only meet again in our afterlives in hell (also a figure of speech).
    -13, The Point Belaborer

  27. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 12:20 PM

    @26 you suck

  28. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 12:23 PM

    @16- Rich Sullivan might be one of the few old school (Republican) judges left in Manhattan and his appointment was one Bushie’s most redeemable acts ever.
    -Former neighbor

  29. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 12:34 PM

    27 = Joke Briefer’s gay lover

  30. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 1:20 PM

    One night at the madoff house:
    Bernie: “hon, i’ve got something i have to share with you”
    Ruth: “what is it, dear”
    Bernie: “my whole career is a lie, i stole $20 billion from people and now i’m going to jail forever leaving you with nothing”
    Ruth: “oh no, that’s horrible”
    Bernie: “oh…and also…thought you should know…fyi…i slept with 20 skanks and probably gave you a vd”

  31. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/08/the_lady_who_had_an_affair_wit.html
    “Lady Who Had an Affair With Bernie Madoff Actually Very Pretty”

  32. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 1:30 PM

    @31 the sheryl chick’s actually not pretty at all…she’s not a dog…but not pretty

  33. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 1:32 PM

    @31 Kind of scary actually.

  34. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 1:52 PM

    @32,33. Agreed. Kinda got a Ron Perlman/Hellboy look to her.

  35. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 2:00 PM

    AAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!! The Camel Toe is Killing me – MAKE IT STOP!!!

  36. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    You’d think with all that scratch Bernie made over the years he could have paid for a new rack for the wife.
    Just sayin…

  37. Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    69 salad tossing

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