According to her lawyer, yes! It’s like this, see. If Ruth had no idea that her husband was getting HJ’s on the reg, ass-cuppage on the reg, and just skanks in general on the reg, it’s probably indication that she had no idea about his screwing investors on the reg, as opposed to the theory that he told her everything.
Ruth Madoff, who has been married to Mr. Madoff for almost 50 years, knew nothing about the “alleged affair,” said Peter Chavkin, her lawyer. While that, unfortunately, will not ease the pain of the people destroyed by the Madoff fraud, he continued, the allegation “stands as a powerful reminder, to those who say Ruth must have known of her husband’s criminal scheme, that there are some things that some spouses — however close they are — do not share with each other.”
or it shows she knew what half of zero equals
wow, we’ll all know she knew about it and she’ll never admit it. ever.
I am the CEO of a hedge fund
Where is that jewish gentleman who I gave all my fund’s money to?
What’s with the magic eye poster?
-Andrew Lahde
the smartest thing bernie could have done was not tell her anything, i equate him to pacino in the godfather; ‘don’t ever ask me about my business kate’
when i do illegal shit, i never tell a bitch.
-TG
I’m sure she just thought he was making all his money through a 87% long and 57% short strategy.
@6 still can’t get over that, eh?
The bitch goggles say I like my box chowed. The one piece bikini with optical illusion striping says with this yeast infection your going to have to eat through 6 oz of Feta before you get to the good stuff.
@naked EW
@ 8, that went overboard. I’m going to yak
@Naked
Dude, I know it’s free for all Friday’s but you went a little too far. Tone it down a little or Greg’s mum will turn up on your doorstep.
just sayin’
the jew bitch knew
I guess you could say Bernie MADE OFF (Madoff) with everyone’s money. MADE OFF. Madoff. (His name sounds like what he did, which is coincidental and humorous.)
-The Point Belaborer (Joke Briefer’s Arch-Nemesis)
A poor man’s Marilyn Chambers.
@Naked,
Thanks for that imagery. It’s going to be a while before I’ll ever be able to have Oysters Rockefeller.
Thrilling that the judge locked up Frankie. Way to go, Judge!
I love the subtle Kenny Powers overtones of this post… and could care less. The money is gone. Get over it.
- Bernie
bullshit! ruth was underneath tickling his sack while he was getting a waxjob
Well played @13……!!
~The Joke Briefer
God damn, naked short.
God damn, naked short.
@13
hahahahhha. I just loled
Citadel ROCKS
Hey guys I apologize it sounded funny in my head. Good thing I’m not wearing shoes with laces today.
Feta cheese. Now I am hungry for some Greek tossed salad.
@19
I’ll see you in hell, Briefer! This is because we’ve both committed unspeakable acts in our pasts (I’m suggesting, in jest, we share an epic history of contention.) that, no doubt, will preclude us from entering heaven. I plan on fighting you to the death (in this context, figuratively), thus we’ll only meet again in our afterlives in hell (also a figure of speech).
-13, The Point Belaborer
@26 you suck
@16- Rich Sullivan might be one of the few old school (Republican) judges left in Manhattan and his appointment was one Bushie’s most redeemable acts ever.
-Former neighbor
27 = Joke Briefer’s gay lover
One night at the madoff house:
Bernie: “hon, i’ve got something i have to share with you”
Ruth: “what is it, dear”
Bernie: “my whole career is a lie, i stole $20 billion from people and now i’m going to jail forever leaving you with nothing”
Ruth: “oh no, that’s horrible”
Bernie: “oh…and also…thought you should know…fyi…i slept with 20 skanks and probably gave you a vd”
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/08/the_lady_who_had_an_affair_wit.html
“Lady Who Had an Affair With Bernie Madoff Actually Very Pretty”
@31 the sheryl chick’s actually not pretty at all…she’s not a dog…but not pretty
@31 Kind of scary actually.
@32,33. Agreed. Kinda got a Ron Perlman/Hellboy look to her.
AAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!! The Camel Toe is Killing me – MAKE IT STOP!!!
You’d think with all that scratch Bernie made over the years he could have paid for a new rack for the wife.
Just sayin…
69 salad tossing