He’s on “hiatus” for the forseeable future (two weeks, though anything could happen).
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I miss you too dennis!!
-collie
A million collie asses clinched in terror
Maybe I’m just lame as fuck, but the collie comments (without fail) always make me cough, trying to suppress my laughter.
what a toolbox. he needs flogged by bernie’s nutsack during a prison skullfuck.
The victims: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igrlVJH0K3A
Lassie Come Home!
I heard he likes to enjoy 2 packets of Fun Dip and an Ecto Cooler Hi-C after he molests collies.
Who is Dennis Kneale? Is he on television or something?
i heard he molests coolies as well
We’re gonna be all over you like stink on shit, so don’t try anything funny, Kneale!
-ASPCA
I’m the proud daddy of a tri-color rough collie mix. she’s the best dog i’ve ever met. she has a sad story behind her (like, you know…), but she won’t let that get in her way of limping around and barking her deflated boom of a bark. she always happy and always smiling. sometimes she’s too smart for her own good though ;).
-Dennis
i bumped into him at a starbucks in the hampsteins. he had a cruller in one hand and was picking his wedgie with the other. gross.
This clip is an unabashed endorsement of open carry laws. The NRA would be proud.
Yo, D. Keep this shit on the QT, but I still got some homies looking for someone with a big enough piece of property to host some “games”. You in?
M. Vick
kneale
u suck, take a permanent hiatus
He’s the dictionary definition of a walking nutsack.
Woof.
Woof, woof . . . woof.
WOOF!
(Woof?)
Jeff M: “Yazza WHAT???? HEY!!!! Nodding WEEDS!! Heh!
Drury: “Beaver Cleaver was a character…”
Kneale: HEY!! HIATUS!! 2 WEEKS….SCUM Bloggers!!!
Imus: Hiatus Port…They got nappy clams there..gurgle..
Mays: I’m dead and Kneale is stealing my mojo!
Haines: PULLBACK!
Cashin: McClellan Oscillator….
Imus: McClellan was a puss. Wouldn’t chase that nappy Gen. Lee…ungh..heh..cowboy hat…
Kneale: I CAN’T WAIT WAIT FOR A BLOGOSPHERE “TOWNHALL MEETING YOU LABCOATS!!!!!” HERE’S HOW TO ORDER……DICKWEEDS!!
Drury: “A mock turtleneck is often referred to as a ‘dickey’..
Mays: Pissin’ me off man……
Cashin: “Geo Metro at the Ramada….”
Rosetta Stone Chick: “Learn how to say “Short Sale” in any language, guaranteed!!”
Erin: “Today’s was a “Texas Dress”: Wide open spaces!”
Hot Karl Quesadilla: “Is it fun being a billionaire?”
Sir Allen: STFU!!
Madoff: I was getting more butt than a commode lid.
Buffett: This market came off faster than a prom dress on a hot spring night!!
Kudlow: Kneale…You and Mays stole my MOJO!!
KNEALE: IF YOU TALK LOUDER THE WORDS PENETRATE THEIR BRAINS.
Mays: TELL ME ABOUT IT!!
Vince Offer: BITE ME!!
Gaspo: What have I “got”. What have I got for you?? Here’s what I got: A pair of cheap fucking “Xray glasses” that don’t work as advertised, pal…
Drury: “Australiar, Cuber and no “six talk” or I’ll sue….Do not talk “six” or even refer to it while I’m here.
Beck: I wish I had it back. I wish I had it back.
Imus: Cowboy back, Nappy back, give this dog a bone….henh….
Haines: What the hell are they clapping for at 9:30 every morning???
Sue: Avon calling……
Paul Harvey: Today’s “bumper snicker” seen in Sudan: “Kill everyone!” Now, page 2: Good day!
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A “One Act Play” by
The Trader Between Trades
Dennis, You SUCK..through the credit crisis you refused to see things for what they were…NOW you refuse to see things as they are. My sincere hope is that you are never seen or heard from again. I hope you spent all your money & your 401k turns to dust. YOU SUCK. OH one other thing.. YOU SUCK!
Dennis, You SUCK..through the credit crisis you refused to see things for what they were…NOW you refuse to see things as they are. My sincere hope is that you are never seen or heard from again. I hope you spent all your money & your 401k turns to dust. YOU SUCK. OH one other thing.. YOU SUCK!
Ah, yes; The Heartwarming story of a Dog and his Boy…
POV at 1:26. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AxVDLs3Xhs&feature=related#t=1m26s
-Dennis
DB zeitgeist guy FTW!
DK is the next Jim Cramer
Oh no! CNBC will sink in the ratings at 8pm. I guess that spot will be the official hour for Marijana Inc & Porn Inc reruns.
@18 – I’ll admit, I really like the one-act plays. They’re not really much in the way of “theater”, seeing as they contain little-to-no plot and all, but more along the lines of sound-bite collections. Even porn needs a pretense of a plot. Just sayin’.
Still, I like them. Especially the new characters. Imus, for example, should remain a regular. I like the addition of the Rosetta Stone chick and Billy Mays and Paul Harvey.
I’d suggest the gold scammer guy (“if gold goes to $1,000 / oz, the gold you see here, that I’m fondling lovingly, on this table, could be worth 17 trillion Zimbabwean dollars . . . ” – THAT guy)
He lives in Brooklyn. His address is publicly available. Just sent him some Kibbles and Bits.
@14 FTW for Worst Interpretation of Black Dialogue by A Non-Black Person
What about Gasparino????!
The “one act plays” seem to show up whenever someone on CNBC or FBN has a meltdown in some fashion.
Hey guys,
I just slathered my balls in peanut butter. Who’s in?
Dennis Kneale
31- smooth or crunchy?
One Act Play guy needs to add the life lock commercial chick.
With Kneale gone, if they can just get rid of Joe Kernen, Kudlow and Haines the average IQ of CNBC will be back up to 100.
has CNBC announced Kneale & Bob yet?
R. Pissani
Gots to be crunchy, dog!
the horn-rimmed glasses say ‘convicted pederast in 23 states’ while the firewagon-red tie screams ‘tossed more salads than george takei’
I hope they get a really stacked babe to replace him. See, I’m a hopeful fella too.
What a fucking idiot. “Oil prices never cause inflation.” Oh, where to begin, my Beaker looking friend.
I dismissed these people as idiots, years ago.
i had to write something……it’s november 20th…and dennis….ur still not on the air. what happened?
markets are still up. ….. mmmm….i mean…still.
marcopiero
i had to write something……it’s november 20th…and dennis….ur still not on the air. what happened?
markets are still up. ….. mmmm….i mean…still.
marcopiero@gmail.com
Dennis, in my opinion, drags even lower the terrible viewer ratings that CNBC has experienced over the last several years. Dennis reminds me of the type of people that Lehman Brothers and Bear Sterns hired. Complete fools and know nothings. I called Jeff Immelt over at GE and suggested he rid himself of the liability that Dennis Kneale is to any organization. He’s better suited to working with animals, perhaps training cats to jump through hoops.