Okay, a couple of things here. 1) Not in disagreement with you Naj, but yesterday’s selection wasn’t a nomination for “best of.” It’s merely what was being laid on the table at the time. One in a series. If you haven’t been following along, we’re sort of live-blogging this thing. 2) The challenge has been accepted, but given that you’re working on the inside, perhaps you could do your part and grease the wheels?
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I knew I liked this guy.
seconded! seconded!
sexual harassment anyone?
“what was being laid on the table at the time”
Bravo!
What is that black antenna thing coming out of the back of Naj’s skull?? Looks like a Mazda 5 radio antenna.
~K. Lagerfeld
Perhaps he could do his part and help bridge the gap? Or help get Mandy to bridge the gap?
which of my colleagues will write about my tits?! pay attention to me!!!
Is this the fag with the ponytail? He’s like that guy with the snake around his shoulders.
Someone tell this guy that girls dont like to be TFed with a pony tail, rat tail, unicorn horn or whatever you call that thing on the back of his head.
@naked speak for yourself
So, how comfortable would Erin Andrews be now if Naj asked her to attend a live broadcast?
Wait till you see the pic I got of Herera at last years Christmas party… the poor guy serving stuffed mushrooms never saw her coming.
-Mark “The human cannonball” Haines
@7 so true
HEY!! Anyone remember me? You used to call ME “Tits”!
dammit.
Naj could recount a conversation with Amanda when she said, “…Iw’d love to grab sim lunch, Naj. But riwght now I’ve got to run to the little geerls room and murder a brown snake.”
I had been thinking CNBC “talent” or assistants to the “talent” were all over Dealbreaker. After the one act play last week when Art Cashin was mentioned, he suddenly shows up for the first time on the show with Quesadilla et al…Now we are considering him as a host.
~Fake Lorne Michaels
So Naj follows Caesar’s palace, Kim Kardashian, and Ivanka Trump, among others.
Bess – a good screen grab of today’s outfit would dust Naj’s from her original appearance.
By the way, it’s interesting that he just happened to have that picture lying around. Hmm.
Naj versus Cramer, who ya got?
@18 are you kidding? ponytail every day of the week. cramer is a man-puss.
There’s gotta be a wardrobe slave at CNBC who could use a few extra bucks…
Anal_yst – before we get out of hand with trying to compete with Naj on pics, let’s remember the primary focus should be getting her to model something from the fantastic, trendy and upscale HBCP line of Couture before she heads back to Oz.
Focus, people, focus.
@21 I like that idea. Personally Id like to see her in nothing more than the HCP bumper sticker positioned tastefully over both her nipples. It would be both artsy and kinda slutty at the same time.
@Naked
Why have it over her nips? I think a belt of bumper stickers around her no-doubt lovely hips would be better, no?
a.d. calls boeing 787s “plastic fantastics”
NS – if I remember correctly, Bess said she was “working on it”. Wonder if we could get an update.
Amanda would look awfully cute in the DK special, too.
–21
@18 Naj would whip Cramer’s ass Steven Seagal style.
Anyone with a pic of that wanna be call girl “ex banker” from yesterday. First things first, I need to get on that mass text list. Turd likes the lay ups.
NS – was that really Bess who left the comment on the Zazzle store with the Heigh Mann Avatar?
–Guy who put Heigh Man on FMF
@anal agreed but I was hoping to think of something tasteful that might actually happen.
Most women will, at times, forgo a bra when wearing a trendy ,sulty dress and just slap band aids on the nips to avoid “the turkey is done syndrome”. So that got me thinking, what is the next fashion/artistic evolution? Its only a matter a time before some model is gracing the pages of Vogue with a Greenpeace bumper sticker covering the nips. Lets beat Vogue to it; lets go Mandy!
@ Naked & Anal. It’s a bumper sticker. It goes on the bumper. Now that’s the shot of Mandy I want if, and as, she’s headed back to Oz.
@28 No idea; they dont give me that kind of technology as a Zazzle.com merchant
I apologize if this question has already been posed but does anyone else here think that “Bess” is actually a male using a pen name? All of his/her posts are very male oriented and it makes complete sense that he would use a female pen name so that he could get away with nearly anything. Just a thought, what are your thoughts?
@32
Here’s a thought: Kill yourself now? Or kill yourself later?
@32 here’s a thought: they’re male-oriented because the audience is vastly comprised of males (ever heard the phrase “know you’re audience”?). and what 33 said.
@32 unless you really think a dude would change his name to Bess:
http://amherststudent.amherst.edu/current/news/view.php?year=2004-2005&issue=12§ion=news&article=03
@32 why would it matter either way?
who wants to see my tits?!
@34…don’t be writing statistical checks just yet until you have actual data as opposed to anecdotal data.
~Goldman Sachs “Huddle Team”
@32 she’s very much female. not that it matters for your purposes, as she’s not going to ever meet a trolling obsessed fag face to face.
not impressed.
@38
77% male. 79% white. 90% college-educated. most are over 35 years old. median income $205k. Gigantic traffic spike on July 31st.
@39
..which you apparently can tell fom experience – loser…
Saces Omnia Vincet!
john and his brother pete are losers. they are the chicago exchange tv whores. horrible CBOE market makers that couldnt make money after the retail gravy train ended. BTW, santelli is a whore too!! fuck ‘em
@42, uh, actually I can, as I’ve met her. Now please, continue jerking off to World of Warcraft porn in your basement.
-39
@45
that must have been the best day in your life – like that time your MD mistook you for someone else and gave you a pat on the head… filthy little rat
@45, dude seriously, why are you so angry? we’re talking about ad’s rack here. take your issues elsewhere.
“Bess Levin ’06, who transferred to the College last year from Boston University (BU), was fined by BU during her freshman year after the RIAA informed the University that she had downloaded illegal music”
Did not know that about Bess.
jesus fucking christ@48 have you slept through the past three years? fucking amateur shit.
Guys, Naj here, fyi: working on a dressing room peephole. that’s all I can say at this time.
guys if I do The Call topless will you pay attention to me?
@51 throw in a bump and i’m there.
@50 for the win!!
@51
I’ll have to inspect the merchandise in-advance before I give you an answer.
Any idea if AD will still be around for labor day weekend?
@18 – if Cramer stops taking his meds and goes suicidal manic on Naj, Cramer wins.
Hey, can we have AD on Streetsigns? And please NO STOP TRADING segment.It’s an utter distraction of this wonderful show.
MelFran you are doing a good job but we will see more of you.Meanwhile PUT AMANDA on!!!
Ha – Naj just responded to this, but seems to have left a word off on his tweet . . .
@57 that wasn’t a response, it was a tweet of this post. the response would’ve been, fuck yes, I will have those tits on air in a matter of hours.
@blankfein- agreed.
@ 57 Blankfein
Agreed! For all of us who don’t have the time to see the cleaves different assignments, anytime after 2 pm into closing bell would be great!
-Vikram-
@56 blankfein not 57
Honestly, could this woman choose any tackier clothes? We’ve had a virtual pu-pu platter of polyester crap every day for this cougar. I just can’t DEAL.
@61 I’ve missed the whole Drury thing drenched in manmade fibers because I’ve been over at Fox Business watching better bodies with much better clothes draped over them. Trust me, dude. Liz, Alexis and Sandra are waaay better.
@15: I became incontinent laughing.
@DB: More Mandy!