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   Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 10:36 AM

   how many tasti cakes does that buy the big guy?

2. 2
   Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 10:40 AM

   The zamboni stays in the garage this go-around, people. Shape up, or ship out.
   -Handsome Steve

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   Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 10:42 AM

   @2 tough love. be about it.

4. 4
   Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 10:51 AM

   Do you think Bernie “Xs” out each day that passses on a hang-up calendar in his cell? Curious…

5. 5
   Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 10:53 AM

   @5 no. fuck you. this post is about me and how many ballsacs to uterus operations i can afford to sponsor after last month.
   -steve

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   Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 10:55 AM

   shit for brains@1 he doesn’t eat tasti cakes, he drinks twinkie shakes. fucking plebe.
   -someone in stamford

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   Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 10:56 AM

   @4 me too brother.
   -ken g

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   Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 10:59 AM

   wonderboy@8- comparing our performance is like comparing a golden shower to a glass bottom pool.
   -sc/4

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   Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 11:05 AM

   free Brazilians for everyone!

10. 10
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 11:06 AM

    Ya know, maybe that Barraket guy I keep hearing about is on to something…
    - SC

11. 11
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 11:07 AM

    Still a ways to go to break even, Stevey.
    Call me.
    – Cliff Asness, Ph.B.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c

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    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 11:07 AM

    @11 in all seriousness, i dont get why sc doesn’t retire. he’s never going to make it back to his peaks, and he’s no spring chicken. why not close up shop and enjoy the few billion?

13. 13
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 11:10 AM

    @9 – Strong. Kudo’s

14. 14
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 11:12 AM

    @ 13 he’s only a few % points away from being back above water….plus who will he give zamboni rides to?

15. 15
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 11:14 AM

    @15 the hardworking hostess delivery boys that pull up to his house every morning? how ’bout them?

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    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    Bess is that a close-up of Glenn Gulia? I’d know that collar anywhere

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    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    raise the fuckin’ roof boss!
    -d. berkowitz

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    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    @17 it’s a close up of me, bitch.
    -steve “i am the tits” cohen

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    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    Thank God Bess is back, now just hoping we at least get one perfunctory FMF post. Please oh please, you can’t tell me it has been a week and not one juicy tip has been sent.

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    Posted by Anal_yst | August 13, 2009 at 11:33 AM

    Ya know, that table o’ returns looks an awful lot like one I’ve seen before from another former hebrew high-flyer…
    I’m not sayin it is, but I’m just sayin…

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    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 11:44 AM

    @21 I was thinking the same thing.
    just sayin’

22. 22
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 11:44 AM

    sac operatinos ppl love to weat sac fleeces, BALLERS

23. 23
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 11:44 AM

    sac operations ppl love to wear sac fleeces, BALLERS

24. 24
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    @23 is that a ops employee who is also a latino?

25. 25
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    Why do all the HF posts about SAC/AQR bring out all the BO crazies?

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    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    @26 what the christ are you talking about?

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    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 11:50 AM

    @20 there were fat girls and there were douchenozzle guys. there’s your juicy tip.
    -sc

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    Posted by highlyconfident | August 13, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    I’ve got nipples, can you milk me?
    -Proud Tiger Shark Owner

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    Posted by Seaman Bodine II | August 13, 2009 at 12:21 PM

    @26
    explained:
    Around 2000, and for about 2 years, all of the star traders from SAC left to start their own funds. These folks spend 00-02 getting ready to launch, raising capital etc. Between 02-06 they grew assets faster than an erection at Dennis Kneale glory hole.
    But, alas, by 2007, the end was near, and over then next 12 months, the assets fled.
    Now, between 2002-2007, these stars shit on everyone in their domain.
    All of this folks are now returning to the mother ship (hence, the rising returns). And all of the BO monkeys that were ass raped are just plain pissed off, having to now answer phones “in the regions” at some broker dealer.

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    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 12:30 PM

    @30 SBII: What’s the AQR story? I’m dying to hear.
    For a racist/homophobe you sure do fit the stereotype of an ignorant red neck.
    just sayin’

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    Posted by Seaman Bodine II | August 13, 2009 at 12:35 PM

    Just because I think gays are gay, doesn’t mean I don’t like them.
    And I’d hardly call myself a racist. I think J Lo has a great ass.

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    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 12:53 PM

    @SBII +1

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    Posted by Anal_yst | August 13, 2009 at 1:44 PM

    @SBII
    I still don’t see what BO has to do with anything, perhaps I’m dense, but regardless, I’m failing to make the connection.

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    Posted by Seaman Bodine II | August 13, 2009 at 1:47 PM

    Back Office
    Who’s the fucking racist around here?

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    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    Welcome back Bess.

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    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    Deez nutz!
    P.S. ~ Bess FTW!