Big boy just pocketed $25.87 million for his 640 Park Avenue co-op, after buying it for $21 million in January 2007. He and the wife originally asked for $32 million and were apparently pretty incensed by the lowball but rolled with it. Where should he spend the cash money? In other news, while we were out Chaz-boy said he’s been vindicated and Tits Cabrera recycled old material and then offered to chest-bump CG (she said “high five” but you know that’s just code).
he can pay for the labia reconstructive surgery ill need after he wrecks it tonight.
@1 WOW
is chaz shitfaced in that pic?
@3 looks to be about 30 martinis deep
you know if he’d stayed on longer chaz would’ve started talking about BL.
@3: I made some poor decisions last night in Rego Park.
–CG
Did someone say blow?
-Larry K
Dick and Blow in the same title without being dirty. Wow!
@3 he’s still recovering from last night’s bender with bess.
Bess, you have a typo in the headline, inadvertently typing “to” instead of “for”
where should he spend it? the entire line of handbridge capital apparel, OBVIOUSLY.
Bess with all the ZH news today you post a screenshot of CG with the scroll “Blogger Exposed”. Schadenfreude? Be carefull because Dennis Kneale really isn’t “on hiatus” is he. He’s out for blogger blood and DB is next Kathy Griffin, er I mean Bess.
I find it funny that a person who makes a career citing anonymous sources (excluding the ones he just makes up) has any problem with the anonymity of bloggers… just sayin’
@12 yeah, CNBC made the video, ie they chose the screen shot, not me. I don’t care about the ZH news. If I did I would’ve linked to the Post story. I threw up that video because it features Chaz 30 martinis deep and Tits MCC in a state she likes to call “furiously masturbating to the sound of the ‘oxymoron’ joke I’ve used multiple times because it’s so damn good. Bet you never thought you’d get such wit with a pair like these, eh? What a world.”
Ron Insana: “Me too.”
Does Chaz have a double, south-facing lazy eyes ? Or is he simply incapable of non-script based commentary ?
At he is right, like a clock, sometimes or whatever …
Criticism of Goldman Sachs is anti-semitism? WTF?
Come on, Charlie, you can do better than this.
Does Chaz have double, southern-facing lazy eyes ? Or is he simply incapable of non-script based commentary ?
And he is right, like a clock, sometimes or whatever …
I think they hate ‘anonymous’ bloggers because they always get scooped by them, lazy-ass pseudo reporters.
DB is the cleanest, filthiest “Wall Street” blog going. I’m staking my anonymous reputation on it. Bess has passed 4 polys and 3 nystagmus gaze tests and Greg is still in short pants. Nothing to hide here.
OK Bess, whatever it’s just that… I … well… FUCK! I got a mad crush on you see that’s all, and I don’t want to see you get hurt cuz if this is the work of Dennis Kneale I’ll kill him, I swear I will. Nobody exposes Beth,… unless she does it in front of me of course.
12
The rich get richer, and the poor can only get poorer since most everything that does not involve sweat is a negative sum game.
Stick to them before they stick to you
http://www.ira-site.com/creditcards
I think the title is incorrect. The news today was that he’s so down and out “Dick Fuld Will Blow for Money”
@22 considering “beth” doesn’t write under a pseudonym, I don’t think you have much to fear. Greg Mike on the other hand….
Interview starts: “Where’s da evidence?” CG asks, apparently without irony….
(Arm waving begins picking up steam at about 1.20)
(Ya’d think Chaz would run the Norelco over that mug before going on air…)
4;35: the double finger point, for added dramatic emphasis. Informs us that “Wall St is a big confusing mess sometimes.” Great journalism there – extraordinary insights by the boxer.
5:12: The bloggers are gettin to Chaz, again.
5:55: Chaz admits he’s a broken clock, right twice every 24 hours…
6:10: Bloggers are lousy (arm waving now at full speed); “wrote stuff about me dat was WROOONG”
The king of financial journalism, at his finest…
Rock on Charlie.
-Pfluger
@22 I am glad you brought this up at http://www.zazzle.com/nakedshort you will find Handbridge Capital Partners keepsakes that wont “bust” a budget no matter how large or small. With products starting at low as $2.95 we wanted to create and experience that can accommodate any budget; from Jizz Mopper to the BSD in the corner office
@23 He never said he’d blow, he said HJs. It would be crazy not to monetize that kind of forearm strength.
What’s he done to his hair?
28,
What’s he done for me lately?
Signed,
Aged Capicola
Sorriso Italian Pork Store, Astoria, NY
@28 i’m growing it out. you gotta a problem with that guy?
-cg
People would be surprised how rarely I wear pants on TV.
-CG
You know what’s a fun game? Take 3 Excedrin PM’s and see if you can whack off before you fall asleep. You always win, that’s the best part about the game.
-CG
3:48 is the highlight.
- The Raging Bull informs Insana, “Here’s da point dat you’re makin’…..”
Camera cuts to Insana, who’s shaking his head and thinking WTF….
-Pfluger
@33 he used to give me the same look.
-stevie
@33: I heard that Chaz used to be a great boxer back in the day
How do you think CG’s been trying to impress AD? I picture him doing one-arm pushups in his office with the door cracked.
Weekend plans update from Gregs mom?
@35: Did you hear, that when he was a kid growing up in one of the outer boroughs (I think it was in the Bronx) that one of his neighbors used to be violent? And that his dad was a union welder or something?
One day, when the autobiography comes out, he might reveal even more interesting information.
Gaspo: What do I write? You want to know “what do I write”? I’ll tell you what I write. I write “columns” not a fucking blog!!
Macke: Fishnet Dog Collars! HEY!! WOW!!
Kneale: DICKWEEDS!!
Rosetta Stone Chick: Learn how to say “DICKWEEDS!!!” in 3 languages, guaranteed!
MCC: LIBERAL BASTARDS!!
Insana: It was a “midlife crisis” and….
Imus: Why use a “midlife” to deliver baby when an OBGYN would be better…urgle..henh..nappy…..
Haines: I was just saluting my tie when those people started clapping at 9:30 again!
Imus: The ties that bind the umbilicle? Cowboy hat…
Gaspo: Those Dealbreaker people call me an “umbilicle” from time to time…
Macke: The umbilicle called me out at home plate!
Mays: You imbeciles have Mighty Putty for brains!!! I want to go back!!!
Buffett: This market is hotter than a Biloxi crotch!!
Rosetta Stone Chick: Learn how to pronounce “Gasparino” with a sock in your mouth, guaranteed.
Imus: Comedians go to “gag balls” and dance don’t they? huh? Henh..gurgle….charity thing? ..ungguh..
D Rat: But, when after then the market achieved follow me now watch my hands the point is hey! lookit at what the same store sales voodoo real estate sign and…..
Imus: Voodoo? Nappy…I have to go voodoo as I speak…henh….
Cramer: LETTHEMANDOHISJOBMEREDITHANDDOGTHEBOUNTYHUNTERAREMEETINGERINNNN!!!!!!!!!
Macke: WOOF WOOF!!
Karl Lagerfeld: Quintanilla? How do you spell your hot name???
Dr.J: Ponytail!!
Drury: Mel Gibson smeared in vegemite….
Imus: I got smeared too …..giddy-up….
D. Trump: Give me a crew cut……
*******************************
A One Act Play by The Trader Between Trades
Trivia: the buyer was one of the founders of Goldman SIG.
@39 wtf are you trading this time of day? magic the gathering cards?
Bess knows about the principals and some of the writers at Zero Hedge and it’s ok that she doesn’t care to talk about them. One of them is even a contributor at DB. (Chaz vaguely hinted at that one, if you listen carefully.)
But Chaz has no problem with Bess, they use each other. Furthermore Bess is not anonymous, except to the stalkers here that want to see her picture.
But one thing is certain to me, and I read ZH, is that the Ivandjiiski guy is one of the principals and have used the handle “Tyler Durden” the most.
“One of them is even a contributor at DB. (Chaz vaguely hinted at that one, if you listen carefully.)”
how did he hint at that? we all know marla = ep but chaz def didn’t make reference to that.
how big is midget’s mortgage?
Bess, baby…..I have the trademark on “furiously masturbating.” Excellent usage, but pay up now, bitch!
@45 Cliffy, is that you?
Aren’t they more like Fat Tits? they are so horrible to watch
Chaz – face it, you are a tool.
There is a culture of omnipotence that has been very pervasive throughout all of Wall Street’s major firms during the past two decades.
America needs to clean house before a serious recovery can begin, and confidence reinstated. Clean up WALL STREET.
http://pacificgatepost.com/2009/08/america-end-your-fear-of-wall-street.html