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Things took a decidedly ugly turn today when Erin Burnett stuck pins in a "Vikram doll" in some sort of voodoo hex, spell, whatever. I don't know if this was an attempt on CNBC's part to actively take down Citi (how do you think they eliminated Bear?) or just some sick joke, but listen toots: Vickles exists for tickles, and, when he's been keeping up the weight, squeezing in such away that he emits the most adorable elfin' giggle. Not for this shit.
Where Do You Get Off?
Posted by Bess Levin, Aug 13, 2009, 4:11pm
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Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:14PM
BITCH
-vp
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:16PM
If you prick him, does he not bleed vindaloo?
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:16PM
Sorry but Cramer's a fucking idiot.
Posted by NakedShort , Aug 13, 2009 4:18PM
I would suggest everyone go to Minyanville and read Todd Harrison's take on working/trading with Jim Cramer. It should be required reading for any Cramer viewer.
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:19PM
What a miserable cunt.
VP
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:19PM
@naked- it was posted here like 2 wks ago
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:19PM
مجھے کیا کھائے گا اپ کے بچوں کوکری
Tickle that.
-Pandit
Posted by NakedShort , Aug 13, 2009 4:20PM
@6 I know that; its updated every week with more painful stories.
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:21PM
@3: Thanks and welcome to 2005.
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:24PM
Where do I get off? Inside that collie's ass, that's where.
-Denny "Grand Slam Thank You Ma'am" Kneale
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:26PM
Dennis Kneale molested me in the back of a KB toy store once.
CG
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:32PM
Cramer: BUYBUYBUY BOOYAH!!!~ Pandits not She-Bear WHATT????HEY!!!! WElllFargOIOOOHEY!!! WOW!!!!
Macke: WTF? CATBOX!!!
D-Rat: But lookit, here's where we are all lastyear when we were stay with me thismarket got me? OK And , now soccermoms are looking like Fed System.....
Kudlow: TAX BREAKTAXBREAK!!!! I'Ve said it all along!!!!
MCC: But he's a LIBERAL!! And Black Swan my ass...
Cramer: NONONONONONO..NO!! HEY!! Stuffed doll and Erin's holding her box.....HEY!!!! Pandit BOX!!!
Gaspo: What have I got? You want to know what have I "got"??
Kneale: DICKWEEDS!!
Madoff: Thank God I'm in prison...
Imus: Nappy...nappy Fox...unhhg...uhg..cowboy hat.
Haines: What the hell is going on????
Herrera: Over here!!! Me..Me....anyone??
Art Cashin: Ramadan!
Imus: Nappy hotel, the Ramadan Inn...unhh...gurgle....
Cramer: Pfeizer, Dick's Sporting Goodd...THEY HAVE NO IDEA>>>THEY HAVE NO IDEA!!!!
Imus: Dick's what? Nappy.....
Burnet: Jeez, all I said was.....
Buffett: This market's hotter than a 4 story cat house on coupon night!!!
Macke: CAT HOUSE!!!! Slap Chop nodders...
Mays: I went to the light and it's this fucking place???
Cramer: LOOKITLOOKITLOOKIT....!!!!!!.....BOOYAH!!! LETTHEMANDOHISJOB. Where is my monkey???
Insana: And clearly, in the retrogressive returns of the yen carry when spread against a health care call spread looks liek a limited look-back option on a synthetic CDO synthetic CDS structured boilerplate of a dark spread against a spark spead which.....
Kearnan: Help me ART!!! Give me a date!!!
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A one act play by The Trader Between Trades.
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:33PM
Add accupuncture to the Eb's skill set. She's truly a 5-tool gal, although she tripped on the Mendoza Line this morning.
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:35PM
@12 Seriously deranged and in need of help but please don't stop posting.
Posted by MarshallStack , Aug 13, 2009 4:39PM
The Trader Between Trades -
Brilliant.
BTW - things are slow here too - since 4. Strange.
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:41PM
Bess:
If my toungue was your tampon, I wouldn't let a drop of honey fall down!
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:41PM
Bess:
If my toungue was your tampon, I wouldn't let a drop of honey fall down!
Posted by MarshallStack , Aug 13, 2009 4:43PM
16 - FTW
17 - get back down in the hole Haji
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:45PM
@ Bess - Outstanding work on the post title and then the screen grab (Cramer on Palm).
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:46PM
@16/17.....If you are going to write erotic notes it is imperitave that you fucking know how to spell "t-o-n-g-u-e" and not double post.
~D. H. Lawrence
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:47PM
Charlie took down Bear with the evil eye.
Now um a-gonna get sued! Mama!
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:51PM
Suddenly I want to each a fresh fig from the inside out.
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:51PM
Erin would certainly not want to take down Citi given that her boyfriend works there.
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:53PM
@23 they broke up. he couldn't handle the fact that she prefers an open relationship.
Rush
Posted by MarshallStack , Aug 13, 2009 4:54PM
Amanda Drury.
There.
I said it.
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:56PM
@23 they haven't been dating for like 2 yrs
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:56PM
Why are Cramer's hands in the same position the Rosetta Stone lady puts hers? Hmmm........
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:59PM
EB, the girl with a cartoon puppy smile
I want better tits with my socialism
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 4:59PM
I always called my wives my "better half" because they better half dinner ready when I git home.....
~TBP
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 5:08PM
I get off inside Bess's underwear drawer
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 5:16PM
Madoff's credit card statements!!
http://www.scribd.com/doc/15027931/Bernies-Credit-Card-Statements
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 5:19PM
courtesy of eater
http://eater.com/archives/2009/08/bernie_madoffs_dining_habits_revealed.php
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 5:23PM
@12 get a fucking job
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 5:30PM
@31/32 Really old. The Times posted it a while back.
Posted by Anal_yst , Aug 13, 2009 5:41PM
@12
that is the funniest thing I've read this week, congratulations, although if you'd posted that around 8-9am you'd owe me at least a new monitor you bastard
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 7:31PM
@ 26
"They haven't been dating for 2 years"
That's what going to happen when your company goes broke. No more big bonuses or compensation to show off to celebrity girlfriend
Anyway, I think she's dating again.
With her job, she can always find better prospects but please not a twice divorce stallion, no dying old fart ,no young womanizer nor a polygamist Sheikh.
-CamelSerialKiller-
Posted by e_anthony58 , Aug 14, 2009 12:36AM
ERIN BURNETT IS THE FUTURE OF NBC AND SHE CAN VOODOO PRICK ANYONE SHE WANTS!!
But since she did that, dont you think Citi will start to treat her short-lived bf a little more rudely???
Posted by guest , Aug 14, 2009 9:28PM
What is his job at Citi?