Oh hell no. No cancer for Little B, apparently, and supposedly the Post story was “riddled with inaccuracies,” meaning Bernie may not in fact be treated to delicious wrap sandwiches on the reg, or making friends with the “homosexual posse” on the inside, or it’s that bit about the relationships being “strictly platonic” that’s a crock, or the part about him scoring the lead it Carousel. It’s all hugely distressing as we were quite pleased to learn this morning that Berns was spending his days getting high, being wined and dined, mixing it up some hard bodies and dancing like nobody’s watching. I don’t like the idea of taking away even one aspect of the picture we were painted but apparently we have to. So let’s get into this.
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Are they serious????? Madoff is a liar????
~The Forehead Slapper
Firsty
Hey guys, I gots the black lung. It might not be too long now.
Merman
@2 – FAIL!
Madoff should see if he can auction off his jail time to someone else. That would actually be funny…
Weaksauce Bernie — I need a backgammon opponent down here in Paraguay!
–Ken Lay
Tuts my barreh.
I was very suspicious of the NY Post story because if B was sick – many people would know. And why keep it a secret? And why reveal the secret to the Post? Nah, seems to me the Post had a poorly sourced story to goose circulation on a lazy August day.
Why didn’t no one come to my paintball game Sunday? Was yous scared or somethin’?
-The Jabroni Pony
Maybe some ex Lehman Quant that’s now an intern at the Post saw a Reuters story that B. Madoff had been diagnosed with canker, and assumed that they meant cancer.
Cancerous gayish posse boy. NOT~~~
I think Bernie has cankle.
nice tag.
-gus
Be more funny.
Stock market top alter from the blog that called the March 06, 2009 Bottom. So it should not be ignored. Altert is for a top taking place today or tomorrow.
http://financialtraders.blogspot.com/2009/08/today-and-tomorrows-price-prediction.html
@13 kill yourself.
CFA or Anal Beads swapped amongst the Madoff Pen Harem?
@SB2 close call. What are the study groups like for option #2?
I think Vatos Esse’s roll uncooked black beans on piano wire, so doesn’t sound all the smooth.
But, you don’t have to write an essay on ethics.
I think that TGFD is finally gone…
Speaking from experience, you can never have too much veg in your diet.
Sir Allen
Beth Levin what do you know from vicious animal liars???
-CA
Its Bess, not Beth, you animal! I’m here for ya, Bess. I got yer back.
CG
speaking of liars, how about that cunt bag sheryl weinstein? bitch be frontin.
-bm
It was Cats, not Carousel, you dumb bitch. Get it right.
“Beth” is how they pronounce “Bess” down at Marie’s Crisis Cafe.
@25 it’s how “they” pronounce it in greenwich, you chump ass cocksucking motherfuck.
-biff
send him to libya – on compassionate grounds!
Gus: Soooo… got any cigarettes?
Lloyd: I don’t smoke and Caroline just quit.
Gus: Really? Just quit, huh?
Caroline: [she nods her head yes]
Gus: So… where are they?
Caroline: What do you mean?
Gus: Where aaare they, Caroliiiiine?
Caroline: [sighs] They’re behind the chessboard.
Lloyd: What? You lied to me! You said you were finished!
Caroline: I said I hadn’t finished a cigarette. I take a couple drags, I don’t inhale.
Lloyd: Oh you are such a liar!
Caroline: I am not, I said…
Gus: [Gus is sick of the argument and pushes both of them over in thier chairs] Did you say that you would quit, Caroline? DID YOU SAY… that you would quit?
Caroline: [shaking her head yes]
Gus: YES! So that means that YOU are a liar, end of story.
Lloyd: [chuckles thinking he's won, but Gus looks over and comes towards him]
Gus: [putting the gun to his head] You saw the stop sign didn’t you, Lloyd?
[waving the gun back and forth]
Gus: You… saw the… stop sign… DIDN’T YOU?
Lloyd: Y-yes, I did.
Gus: YES! So that means that you, too, are a liar! Capital “L”, small “i”, small “a”, small “r”, period. Now shut… the fuck… up!
“chump ass cocksucking motherfuck.”
i love this site.
diagnosis got lost in translation. what they meant to say is that “bm has some sort of lumpy object growing in his rectum right this minute which sortof resembles an inside-out meatball sub.”