Before indicting their asses! The Daily Beast reports that enough "hard evidence" has been compiled against the boys to convict them of possibly being in on the whole damn thing, though they (and their uncle Peter) won't hear anything official 'til after the holiday weekend. Which is nice, especially for the people of Nantucket, who rely on the the Madoff largesse. In other Ponzi Nation news, this happened:
"Bernie had a tremendous libido, like so many men in power," the source added. "He told me that Ruth just couldn't satisfy it. I suppose no one woman could. He had the habit of cozying up to potential female investors. He'd use a low kind of sexy voice and he'd say something like, 'Don't worry, I'll be there for you. You'll never have to worry.'"
Earlier: What Kind Of Package Is A Bernie Madoff Package
Madoff's Other Girlfriends [TDB]
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 12:56PM
Is the new Hobbit moving coming out or something?
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 12:56PM
Uncle Peter FTW!!!
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 12:57PM
that's how i reel in investors too.
-SC
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 12:57PM
what a dog!
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 12:58PM
@2 why?
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 12:59PM
That was one of my favorite lines!! Line stealer!!!
~Sir Allen
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 1:00PM
I don't know about the "libido" thing but the dude sounds like he was pretty horny all the time.
~AIG risk manager
Posted by NakedShort , Aug 17, 2009 1:01PM
This is really going to throw a wrench in their fantasy football draft planning and preparation.
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 1:04PM
he is so damn hot.
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 1:05PM
@naked pls don't even joke about that.
-mark
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 1:05PM
INTERESTING CG FACT #6: CG lists among his greatest thrills meeting the cast and crew of According to Jim.
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 1:05PM
screw 'em and screw 'em literally -the bernie way
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 1:05PM
@11 terrible
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 1:08PM
Why is one's sexual appetite named after a famous nude dance review in Paris, France??? I was at the "Libido" in Paris some years back and hey don't even do table dances! WTF?!? And all the girls have the same size chestage for some reason. It reminds me of that famous joke with the punchline, "How'd you know I was in the furniture business?"
~Texas Aggie
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 1:08PM
that pic gets me every time
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 1:14PM
i kind of like this guy
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 1:21PM
My balls are covered in peanut butter.
Dennis Kneale
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 1:25PM
Bernie the libido boy. LOL.
Posted by Anal_yst , Aug 17, 2009 1:28PM
God damn the guy's packin more heat than the servers @ Lucky Chengs
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 1:29PM
Rosetta Stone getting whacked today!!
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 1:53PM
BIG ED
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Aug 17, 2009 1:58PM
@17
That's cause you were glory holing at PB Co on Sullivan street.
You stalled up in the extra chunky side.
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 2:00PM
@SB II for a homophobe you sure have your finger on the pulse of all the gay hot spots.
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 2:14PM
11, welcome back, and thank you.
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 2:45PM
The irony is that Bernie will spend less time in jail than his sons. Unless his sons both die of a ruptured colon.
Posted by snarkygirl , Aug 17, 2009 2:55PM
Euuuuww Madoff is a gross old man with balls as droopy as an old goat
Posted by snarkygirl , Aug 17, 2009 3:06PM
Euuuuww Madoff is a gross old man with balls as droopy as an old goat
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 3:13PM
snarkygirl@26/27- i see you're new here. as a welcome to the neighborhood, let me just say: nice double post! also, show us your tits.
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 4:35PM
I get a hard-on just looking at him.
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 4:41PM
29 = cg
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 4:48PM
why hasnt frankie been allowed out on bail yet? Come on Judge, let him go or else you will scare off other cooperators. (Btw, the judge was correct to decide the bail package was way too lax)
Posted by guest , Aug 17, 2009 4:49PM
The sons should hope they will remain behind bars the rest of their lives. Remember Bernie even duped mafia, Italian investors. They are now sitting ducks. The mafia won't strike right away, but likely will when the time is right. I wouldn't have fucked with them. Ruth you are also gonna get it!!
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Aug 17, 2009 6:59PM
@32 = Bo Dietl
CG