Before indicting their asses! The Daily Beast reports that enough “hard evidence” has been compiled against the boys to convict them of possibly being in on the whole damn thing, though they (and their uncle Peter) won’t hear anything official ’til after the holiday weekend. Which is nice, especially for the people of Nantucket, who rely on the the Madoff largesse. In other Ponzi Nation news, this happened:
“Bernie had a tremendous libido, like so many men in power,” the source added. “He told me that Ruth just couldn’t satisfy it. I suppose no one woman could. He had the habit of cozying up to potential female investors. He’d use a low kind of sexy voice and he’d say something like, ‘Don’t worry, I’ll be there for you. You’ll never have to worry.’”
Earlier: What Kind Of Package Is A Bernie Madoff Package
Madoff’s Other Girlfriends [TDB]
Is the new Hobbit moving coming out or something?
Uncle Peter FTW!!!
that’s how i reel in investors too.
-SC
what a dog!
@2 why?
That was one of my favorite lines!! Line stealer!!!
~Sir Allen
I don’t know about the “libido” thing but the dude sounds like he was pretty horny all the time.
~AIG risk manager
This is really going to throw a wrench in their fantasy football draft planning and preparation.
he is so damn hot.
@naked pls don’t even joke about that.
-mark
INTERESTING CG FACT #6: CG lists among his greatest thrills meeting the cast and crew of According to Jim.
screw ‘em and screw ‘em literally -the bernie way
@11 terrible
Why is one’s sexual appetite named after a famous nude dance review in Paris, France??? I was at the “Libido” in Paris some years back and hey don’t even do table dances! WTF?!? And all the girls have the same size chestage for some reason. It reminds me of that famous joke with the punchline, “How’d you know I was in the furniture business?”
~Texas Aggie
that pic gets me every time
i kind of like this guy
My balls are covered in peanut butter.
Dennis Kneale
Bernie the libido boy. LOL.
God damn the guy’s packin more heat than the servers @ Lucky Chengs
Rosetta Stone getting whacked today!!
BIG ED
@17
That’s cause you were glory holing at PB Co on Sullivan street.
You stalled up in the extra chunky side.
@SB II for a homophobe you sure have your finger on the pulse of all the gay hot spots.
11, welcome back, and thank you.
The irony is that Bernie will spend less time in jail than his sons. Unless his sons both die of a ruptured colon.
Euuuuww Madoff is a gross old man with balls as droopy as an old goat
Euuuuww Madoff is a gross old man with balls as droopy as an old goat
snarkygirl@26/27- i see you’re new here. as a welcome to the neighborhood, let me just say: nice double post! also, show us your tits.
I get a hard-on just looking at him.
29 = cg
why hasnt frankie been allowed out on bail yet? Come on Judge, let him go or else you will scare off other cooperators. (Btw, the judge was correct to decide the bail package was way too lax)
The sons should hope they will remain behind bars the rest of their lives. Remember Bernie even duped mafia, Italian investors. They are now sitting ducks. The mafia won’t strike right away, but likely will when the time is right. I wouldn’t have fucked with them. Ruth you are also gonna get it!!
@32 = Bo Dietl
CG
На самом деле прикольный блог! Спасибо и… разумеется, пишите еще!