Richard Fuld was allegedly spotted climbing down the side of the Barclays building on 7th Avenue yesterday “using his dick as a substitute for rope” but it is Joe Gregory who’s gunning for the title Lehman Alum With The Biggest Balls (in addition to going for gold in the Brothers annual Lewis Black lookalike contest) on the eve of LEH going down for the dirt nap. Hombre has filed a claim against Lehman’s bankruptcy estate requesting $233 million in deferred compensation. Shoot it out of one of those tee-shirt guns, stick it in a bunch of garbage bags, or have Dick Fuld deliver it wearing a French Maid costume, just get the guy his money. He left that place in June, and shouldn’t be held accountable for the failures of others. Thank you and good night. (For those of you looking to top this, the bankruptcy court will be accepting claims from creditors until September 22. Let’s see your clippers.)
fuck that shit, no one has bigger balls than this bitch.
Hello, you know me as Dennis Kneale the canine enthusiast. This is a quick note to let ya’ll know that you can suck my doggy balls.
- meep
Aaaaannnnnddddd……what was Mr. Gregory’s involvement with the company’s risk management procedures before the company imploded? Like, if you have $233 million or such coming to you wouldn’t you , like, not want that fucked up?
Awesome.
Very thorough.
For banging Erin Callan in the deuce-hole one late evening in Fuld’s corner office, I’d give Gregory about $233K in deferred comp. If he busted a nut on a handbridge, I’d toss in another $23K. Apart from that, the gassy old fart deserves dick. Most overrated consigliere on the Street.
Seems like a perfectly reasonable claim to me.
I woulda done it wit better grammer:
Hombre has filed a claim against Lehman’s bankruptcy estate, requesting $233 million in deferred compensation.
Or
Hombre, who has filed a claim against Lehman’s bankruptcy estate, requested $233 million in deferred compensation.
-CG
(I’m still here for ya Beth, if ya need a proofreader or fact checka)
fuck this guy
He looks Down-syndromy.
Guy made $26,000,000 in 2007…is he an Hampton welfare queen now?
I heard his wife had to go back to the salon and is doing blue-colored perms for the cougars.
Considering that he never came up with an original or even partially interesting thought before this, Little Joe must have had someone else come up with this idea. He should crawl back in a spider hole now.
HAHA! #10 is right.
Mmmmm, taters….
What’s the big deal?
How about we send him a hobo’s dickcheese
He looks like that f’n idiot Al Franken.
Since TGFD is in Delaware, I can’t just come up there, kick his ass, and then throw him off the Barcleh’s roof, but I’d like to.
Maybe someone else could do it in my stead. Thanks.
The Guy from delaware
Bess, you are awesome – once again a perfect Big Daddy reference.
What if they just give him a SAUSAGE McMUFFIN?
He and Dick Fuld go together like Lamb and Tuna Fish.
Whatever… he filed it back in May. Guess it must be a slow news day.
19 = joe gregory
@19 Fail.
He filed it August 3rd.
he looks like a sober lewis black…
They should give it to him in sticky fifties, slowly, one a time, from each former LH employee.
As an ex-Lehman employee, I think I speak for all of us when I say I hope he spends whatever capital he has left fighting for this cash and that his claim is summarily denied. Enjoy the poorhouse you schmuck!
While TGFD is on a roll, may I add that Andrew Hall should be thrown off the Citi building roof just as Joe Gregory should be thrown from the Barcleh roof.
Hall’s $100M bonus contract? HaHaHa. What a f’n joke!!! Paying that turd anything would be scandalous.
Without gov’t funds, Citi couldn’t pay even $100 to anyone, let alone $100M.
I know contract law is one of the pillars of America, but do employment contracts trump all other debts/contracts? Are they senior to the debt Citi owes Uncle Sam? Senior to Citi’s bondholders?
Any legal genius care to comment?
The Guy from Delaware
@TGFD – I’m only on the 7th floor, but my window opens to Park Avenue… Will that suffice?
@TGFD
Unlike Gregory, Hall’s unit made over $700mm last year. Unlike the rest of Citi, he actually deserves his CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED paycheck.
LEH went bankrupt meaning they can compromise pre-petition claims, until Citi files, they should pay Hall every dollar he is rightfully owed.
@27
So you’re saying that Citi isn’t technically bankrupt?
Interesting viewpoint given that Citi would have been out of business without government injection of funds.
I’m pretty sure that without that government money Citi would be in the same shape as LEH.
On a bankrupt ship it doesn’t pay to be a star.
Life is hard and unfair, it pays to learn that lesson early.
Fuck this guy. While he was too busy worrying about “diversity” within Lehman and flying in his private helicopter, he let the firm’s leverage implode with bullshit LBOs and real estate investments. It was because of him and his kind Alex Kirk and Mike Gelband left the firm when they did.
He was too busy keeping his elfin figure by drinking tab cola at every friggin meeting
@21 – try again and get your facts straight. The August filing (which is entered twice in the epiq system) is his second filing of the same claim. The first was on 5/29/09. There’s also filed claims for 2,411,145 on 6/12/09 and 8/5 as well as 700,000 made three times on 5/29 and 8/5 twice. So he’s going for broke to file the claims multiple times hoping one sticks.
Dick Fuld before he Dicks you
How hard that must be for him. But I’m tired of hearing about these asshats — cut his nuts off publicly and be done with it!
TaxChick@#26…
If you can get both of those turds in your office at the same time, TGFD and TOGFD will come up there in person and throw them both out your 7th-floor window just to see what happens.
Great idea you have, young lady. It’s worth a try.
The Guy from Delaware
@29 is clearly the needle dick who wrote the LEH book.