Any way you want it, it's probably there. Standard tee with tits. Tee with no T's. Tank top for your lady friend. Sleeveless for your Charlie Gasparinos. Plus: gear for dogs, babies, business cards, calendars, neckties, mousepads, beer steins and more. Anything that requires stitching (fleeces, hats, Polos) will be available Monday. Naked has decided to donate all proceeds to this cause, so load up good. I don't know if there's a rush order option, but personally I want mine for tonight. Also, progress has been made to get Drury, the inspiration for this whole thing, in one of these babies before her time here is up. Fingers crossed.
Get Your Handbridges Now
Posted by Bess Levin, Aug 21, 2009, 10:55am
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Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 10:57AM
the cg option is awesome
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 10:59AM
That zazzle store is the culmination, the pinnacle, of everything that is right with DB.
Bravo.
And the CG motto is brilliant.
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:01AM
@2 agreed
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:02AM
my collie is going to be the hottest bitch on the block. god damn.
-dk
Posted by Anal_yst , Aug 21, 2009 11:02AM
is there a polo that I'm missing there?
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:02AM
ZeroHedge guy = piker. He got caught for $780 bucks!!!???
"In May 2005, Ivandjiiski became employed by another firm, Miller Buckfire & Co. Nevertheless, before the financing deal for Hawaiian Holdings was announced, he obtained confidential documents that his former firm had prepared concerning the impending deal. On March 14, 2006, while in possession of that material, non-public information, Ivandjiiski bought 1000 shares of Hawaiian Holdings for $4.75 a share. On March 15th, when the new financing was publicly announced, the share price of Hawaiian Holdings increased 6%, to close at $5.30. On March 21, 2006, Ivandjiiski sold his 1,000 shares of Hawaiian Holdings stock for $5.53 per share, for a profit of $780"
Refer to Opening Bell, guest# 47 for the link.
Posted by NakedShort , Aug 21, 2009 11:04AM
@Anal they have to format the logo so it can get stiched on the polos, hats and fleeces. Should be up Monday.
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:04AM
What is a handbridge?
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:05AM
still waiting for the panty option. just waiting.
-sc
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:05AM
Bess: what sort of "progress" have you made on AD?
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:06AM
the guy with the guns is MAJESTIC
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:07AM
@11 agreed. I must fuck him.
-cg
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:08AM
topic too exhausted; didnt care
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:08AM
@13 gay comment; pointed out
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:09AM
Naked - would you provide occasional updates on how much has been raised, and on which products are most popular?
Of course, you've already blown a huge amount of time on this joke-come-alive, so if you tell me to go fuck myself sideways I will completely understand.
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:10AM
@13 this is the last post on it. everyone else is happy to get the goods. kill yourself.
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:10AM
What's the lead time on a skateboard?
-Radical Dude
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:11AM
@naked how many man hours did you devote to this cause?
Posted by NakedShort , Aug 21, 2009 11:12AM
@15 definitely
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:13AM
Naked, do you have any merchandise made out of cocaine?
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:14AM
that picture is making me so hard.
-DK
Posted by Last Man Standing , Aug 21, 2009 11:15AM
naked, great job. love the calander
Posted by NakedShort , Aug 21, 2009 11:16AM
@18 too embarrassing to actually type out. This will be a success if I dont get served with divorce papers at some point this afternoon.
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:18AM
@naked you're married? my world was just blown.
-dennis
Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Aug 21, 2009 11:21AM
Naked...you have had much win this week. Enjoy yourself tonite and this weekend, sir.
You have truly earned it.
Posted by Perkins Maxwell , Aug 21, 2009 11:22AM
NakedShort: I hearby nominate you for 2009 DealBreaker MVP! My shirt (sans t's) is on order.
I'm talking with Charlie G. in a bit and will offer to buy him a sopressata shirt--will let you (and Bess) know if he bites.
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:22AM
God bless you digital dickweeds!
-dk
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:23AM
I love this site.
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:24AM
In a related note, the Druries have potential today. While letting them out of the tent is probably an unrealistic hope, let's all pray that she at least removes the blazer.
Funbag Friday? Pleeeeease . . .
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:25AM
@NS: Do they offer XS for the shirts (is it possible to even make that request). My girl, she's got a nice rack and likes to show it off with tight, undersized t-shirts.
Charlie
Posted by Perkins Maxwell , Aug 21, 2009 11:27AM
@30: but does she require an HB?
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:29AM
The December Calendar picture wins. Merry Christnukah indeed!
Posted by Bess Levin , Aug 21, 2009 11:29AM
@29 they have a strange uni-boob thing going on today. As there's nothing else going on, I might throw them up anyway. But it would've been nicer if she could've given me something to work with.
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:29AM
@31 I've got beer can girth... so, yeah
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:32AM
30 ftw
Posted by NakedShort , Aug 21, 2009 11:33AM
@30 + any petite women out there
I just added a womens t shirt
Also, I added another Handbridge shirt with the picture of A. Drurys tits that started this whole thing.
Give it 10 to 15 min to post
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:33AM
just bought the tanktop. boom. done.
-sc
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:37AM
BESS - BRING OUT THE BOOBS!
I love me some boobaliciousness!
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:38AM
A 30-year-old New Yorker who was barred from the securities industry last year may be behind an increasingly popular financial blog known as Zerohedge.com, which is catching flack for its obsession with anonymity.
Daniel Ivandjiiski, whose most recently listed address is on the Upper East Side, was barred last September by the financial industry's self regulatory authority, FINRA, for insider trading.
Ivandjiiski is also suspected of being one of the founders of controversial financial blog Zerohedge.com, sources tell The Post.
Ivandjiiski didn't return requests for comment, but he recently told industry publication Hedge Fund Alert that while he writes for Zerohedge, he's not a founder.
"He denied that he was a founder. He said he was just a contributor," Hedge Fund Alert Managing Editor Howard Kapiloff told The Post.
Ivandjiiski told Kapiloff that he's one of several writers who contributes to the site under the pseudonym "Tyler Durden," the charismatic, psychopathic alter-ego of the main character in the book and movie "Fight Club."
Several bloggers on the site appear to have been inspired by the 1996 novel by Chuck Palahniuk, which was later adapted into movie starring Brad Pitt.
A man who answered the phone at Zerohedge declined to give his name or to comment. He offered vague statements like, "Zerohedge is not one person," and, "For us, its not about the messenger, its about the message."
A manifesto on the Web site suggests Zerohedge contributors are seeking to avoid the backlash their comments could unleash, saying anonymity protects "unpopular individuals from retaliation -- and their ideas from suppression -- at the hand of an intolerant society."
But its anonymity has also been a bit of a lightening rod, causing one commentator on CNBC to recently blast Zerohedge as residing in the "dark and cowardly corners of the blogosphere."
Still, the site has proven unusually popular since its launch in January, according to data from Web traffic data provider Alexa.com.
Alexa shows Zerohedge's Web traffic beating traffic from other, more established financial blog sites like Footnoted.org and Marketfolly.com and coming close to traffic from some of the most popular financial Web sites like Dealbreaker.com and Minyanville.com.
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:39AM
pictures or it didn't happen
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:40AM
@39 we're talking handbridges son. stay focussed.
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:40AM
@39 SOOOO tl;dr
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:42AM
Mousepad - done. Tee shirt - done.
Posted by NakedShort , Aug 21, 2009 11:45AM
Reminder to everyone dont B your L today; remember we have fleeces, golf shirts and hats going up Monday. I wish I had a screen grab to show you but they exude "baller"
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:45AM
PORTERSTANSCLOPS IS NOT PLEASED with you, @39.
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:45AM
I would offer to provide a handbridge but am confused. I need to charge at least $200 to make it worth my while. Does the $100 spending limit work both ways?
Ruth
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:46AM
Tank sent to E. Burnett - done.
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:48AM
Anyone seeing Meredith Whitney on bloomberg right now? She must've been working on her shoulders at the gym the past few months, yikes, looks like Brian urlacher in a wig
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 11:49AM
Can I send an eye-patch to Becky Quick?
Posted by NakedShort , Aug 21, 2009 11:53AM
Polo:
http://www.zazzle.com/cr/design/pt-embroideredshirt?clone=true&context=rich&dz=32ddcdc4-ebf0-4ed8-9a33-275ed3debecc&pending=true&view=angle0
Hat:
http://www.zazzle.com/cr/design/pt-embroideredhat?clone=true&context=rich&dz=34b5642e-4ebd-4680-9013-fd2cad5377d1&pending=true&view=angle0
Fleece:
http://www.zazzle.com/cr/design/pt-embroideredshirt?clone=true&context=rich&dz=30a45668-6997-41d7-a11c-a2367a3d1869&pending=true&view=angle0
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 12:04PM
AD strikes me as the type to wear panties with a sassy message printed on them, like "It's wet season in the bush!" or a "No Paul Hogan" sign.
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 12:07PM
AD strikes me as the type of woman who goes full Brazilian and bleaches her anus.
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 12:07PM
@51 she goes commando. other than stuff used for foreplay, panties just get in the way.
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 12:12PM
@52
If Abbywinters.com is any indication, most Aussie girls keep it furry down under.
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 12:13PM
More "six"...Six, six, six, six....All the sixual innuendos are noted by me. If I was a witch I'd put a hix on all of you.
~AD
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 12:17PM
@ Naked: Epic. Polo, Hat & Fleece.
BlackPoint
Posted by NakedShort , Aug 21, 2009 12:20PM
@56 + anyone else.
Dont buy those (polo, hat, fleece) using those links or youll get dinged with extra charges. I already paid for the conversion which is why they wont be up until Monday.
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 12:48PM
In the shadow of the moon, TARPapin Station.
And I know we'll get there soon, TARPapin Station.
I can't figure out, TARPapin, if it's the end or beginning, TARPapin,
But the train's put it's brakes on, TARPapin,
And the whistle is screaming, TARPapin.
Dammit, Cayne! Shut up, and pass the joint already!
- R S Fuld Jr.
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 1:01PM
@54 - NOOOOOOOOOOOO. Please tell me this is the exception, not the rule.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Aug 21, 2009 1:23PM
@naked - well played. will the hats have the slogan on the back? also, does the wife allow the handbridge when your friend flo is in town? if so, I suggest wearing the hat next time.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Aug 21, 2009 1:23PM
correction - her friend flo, not yours.
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 1:57PM
T shirt confirmed..sweet deal
Calgreedy
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 4:48PM
Please add a slogan to the hat!
Posted by guest , Aug 21, 2009 5:35PM
$30 for a sleeveless!? what kind of jew operation is this
Posted by NakedShort , Aug 21, 2009 7:50PM
@64 one run by a non jew.
Posted by EdisonCarter , Aug 22, 2009 9:17AM
#47 - FTW
let's not forget DK....
...btw DK could use a tank top
Posted by EdisonCarter , Aug 22, 2009 9:18AM
#47 - FTW
let's not forget DK....
...btw DK could use a tank top