Any way you want it, it’s probably there. Standard tee with tits. Tee with no T’s. Tank top for your lady friend. Sleeveless for your Charlie Gasparinos. Plus: gear for dogs, babies, business cards, calendars, neckties, mousepads, beer steins and more. Anything that requires stitching (fleeces, hats, Polos) will be available Monday. Naked has decided to donate all proceeds to this cause, so load up good. I don’t know if there’s a rush order option, but personally I want mine for tonight. Also, progress has been made to get Drury, the inspiration for this whole thing, in one of these babies before her time here is up. Fingers crossed.
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the cg option is awesome
That zazzle store is the culmination, the pinnacle, of everything that is right with DB.
Bravo.
And the CG motto is brilliant.
@2 agreed
my collie is going to be the hottest bitch on the block. god damn.
-dk
is there a polo that I’m missing there?
ZeroHedge guy = piker. He got caught for $780 bucks!!!???
“In May 2005, Ivandjiiski became employed by another firm, Miller Buckfire & Co. Nevertheless, before the financing deal for Hawaiian Holdings was announced, he obtained confidential documents that his former firm had prepared concerning the impending deal. On March 14, 2006, while in possession of that material, non-public information, Ivandjiiski bought 1000 shares of Hawaiian Holdings for $4.75 a share. On March 15th, when the new financing was publicly announced, the share price of Hawaiian Holdings increased 6%, to close at $5.30. On March 21, 2006, Ivandjiiski sold his 1,000 shares of Hawaiian Holdings stock for $5.53 per share, for a profit of $780″
Refer to Opening Bell, guest# 47 for the link.
@Anal they have to format the logo so it can get stiched on the polos, hats and fleeces. Should be up Monday.
What is a handbridge?
still waiting for the panty option. just waiting.
-sc
Bess: what sort of “progress” have you made on AD?
the guy with the guns is MAJESTIC
@11 agreed. I must fuck him.
-cg
topic too exhausted; didnt care
@13 gay comment; pointed out
Naked – would you provide occasional updates on how much has been raised, and on which products are most popular?
Of course, you’ve already blown a huge amount of time on this joke-come-alive, so if you tell me to go fuck myself sideways I will completely understand.
@13 this is the last post on it. everyone else is happy to get the goods. kill yourself.
What’s the lead time on a skateboard?
-Radical Dude
@naked how many man hours did you devote to this cause?
@15 definitely
Naked, do you have any merchandise made out of cocaine?
that picture is making me so hard.
-DK
naked, great job. love the calander
@18 too embarrassing to actually type out. This will be a success if I dont get served with divorce papers at some point this afternoon.
@naked you’re married? my world was just blown.
-dennis
Naked…you have had much win this week. Enjoy yourself tonite and this weekend, sir.
You have truly earned it.
NakedShort: I hearby nominate you for 2009 DealBreaker MVP! My shirt (sans t’s) is on order.
I’m talking with Charlie G. in a bit and will offer to buy him a sopressata shirt–will let you (and Bess) know if he bites.
God bless you digital dickweeds!
-dk
I love this site.
In a related note, the Druries have potential today. While letting them out of the tent is probably an unrealistic hope, let’s all pray that she at least removes the blazer.
Funbag Friday? Pleeeeease . . .
@NS: Do they offer XS for the shirts (is it possible to even make that request). My girl, she’s got a nice rack and likes to show it off with tight, undersized t-shirts.
Charlie
@30: but does she require an HB?
The December Calendar picture wins. Merry Christnukah indeed!
@29 they have a strange uni-boob thing going on today. As there’s nothing else going on, I might throw them up anyway. But it would’ve been nicer if she could’ve given me something to work with.
@31 I’ve got beer can girth… so, yeah
30 ftw
@30 + any petite women out there
I just added a womens t shirt
Also, I added another Handbridge shirt with the picture of A. Drurys tits that started this whole thing.
Give it 10 to 15 min to post
just bought the tanktop. boom. done.
-sc
BESS – BRING OUT THE BOOBS!
I love me some boobaliciousness!
A 30-year-old New Yorker who was barred from the securities industry last year may be behind an increasingly popular financial blog known as Zerohedge.com, which is catching flack for its obsession with anonymity.
Daniel Ivandjiiski, whose most recently listed address is on the Upper East Side, was barred last September by the financial industry’s self regulatory authority, FINRA, for insider trading.
Ivandjiiski is also suspected of being one of the founders of controversial financial blog Zerohedge.com, sources tell The Post.
Ivandjiiski didn’t return requests for comment, but he recently told industry publication Hedge Fund Alert that while he writes for Zerohedge, he’s not a founder.
“He denied that he was a founder. He said he was just a contributor,” Hedge Fund Alert Managing Editor Howard Kapiloff told The Post.
Ivandjiiski told Kapiloff that he’s one of several writers who contributes to the site under the pseudonym “Tyler Durden,” the charismatic, psychopathic alter-ego of the main character in the book and movie “Fight Club.”
Several bloggers on the site appear to have been inspired by the 1996 novel by Chuck Palahniuk, which was later adapted into movie starring Brad Pitt.
A man who answered the phone at Zerohedge declined to give his name or to comment. He offered vague statements like, “Zerohedge is not one person,” and, “For us, its not about the messenger, its about the message.”
A manifesto on the Web site suggests Zerohedge contributors are seeking to avoid the backlash their comments could unleash, saying anonymity protects “unpopular individuals from retaliation — and their ideas from suppression — at the hand of an intolerant society.”
But its anonymity has also been a bit of a lightening rod, causing one commentator on CNBC to recently blast Zerohedge as residing in the “dark and cowardly corners of the blogosphere.”
Still, the site has proven unusually popular since its launch in January, according to data from Web traffic data provider Alexa.com.
Alexa shows Zerohedge’s Web traffic beating traffic from other, more established financial blog sites like Footnoted.org and Marketfolly.com and coming close to traffic from some of the most popular financial Web sites like Dealbreaker.com and Minyanville.com.
pictures or it didn’t happen
@39 we’re talking handbridges son. stay focussed.
@39 SOOOO tl;dr
Mousepad – done. Tee shirt – done.
Reminder to everyone dont B your L today; remember we have fleeces, golf shirts and hats going up Monday. I wish I had a screen grab to show you but they exude “baller”
PORTERSTANSCLOPS IS NOT PLEASED with you, @39.
I would offer to provide a handbridge but am confused. I need to charge at least $200 to make it worth my while. Does the $100 spending limit work both ways?
Ruth
Tank sent to E. Burnett – done.
Anyone seeing Meredith Whitney on bloomberg right now? She must’ve been working on her shoulders at the gym the past few months, yikes, looks like Brian urlacher in a wig
Can I send an eye-patch to Becky Quick?
Polo:
http://www.zazzle.com/cr/design/pt-embroideredshirt?clone=true&context=rich&dz=32ddcdc4-ebf0-4ed8-9a33-275ed3debecc&pending=true&view=angle0
Hat:
http://www.zazzle.com/cr/design/pt-embroideredhat?clone=true&context=rich&dz=34b5642e-4ebd-4680-9013-fd2cad5377d1&pending=true&view=angle0
Fleece:
http://www.zazzle.com/cr/design/pt-embroideredshirt?clone=true&context=rich&dz=30a45668-6997-41d7-a11c-a2367a3d1869&pending=true&view=angle0
AD strikes me as the type to wear panties with a sassy message printed on them, like “It’s wet season in the bush!” or a “No Paul Hogan” sign.
AD strikes me as the type of woman who goes full Brazilian and bleaches her anus.
@51 she goes commando. other than stuff used for foreplay, panties just get in the way.
@52
If Abbywinters.com is any indication, most Aussie girls keep it furry down under.
More “six”…Six, six, six, six….All the sixual innuendos are noted by me. If I was a witch I’d put a hix on all of you.
~AD
@ Naked: Epic. Polo, Hat & Fleece.
BlackPoint
@56 + anyone else.
Dont buy those (polo, hat, fleece) using those links or youll get dinged with extra charges. I already paid for the conversion which is why they wont be up until Monday.
In the shadow of the moon, TARPapin Station.
And I know we’ll get there soon, TARPapin Station.
I can’t figure out, TARPapin, if it’s the end or beginning, TARPapin,
But the train’s put it’s brakes on, TARPapin,
And the whistle is screaming, TARPapin.
Dammit, Cayne! Shut up, and pass the joint already!
- R S Fuld Jr.
@54 – NOOOOOOOOOOOO. Please tell me this is the exception, not the rule.
@naked – well played. will the hats have the slogan on the back? also, does the wife allow the handbridge when your friend flo is in town? if so, I suggest wearing the hat next time.
correction – her friend flo, not yours.
T shirt confirmed..sweet deal
Calgreedy
Please add a slogan to the hat!
$30 for a sleeveless!? what kind of jew operation is this
@64 one run by a non jew.
#47 – FTW
let’s not forget DK….
…btw DK could use a tank top
#47 – FTW
let’s not forget DK….
…btw DK could use a tank top