swine-flu-surgical-masks.jpgAfraid that the rally in pharma might come to an end soon, the President’s Council of Advisers on Science and Technology did their part today to keep the ball rolling. By putting out a report certain to avoid inducing panic that says that up to 1 out of every 2 Americans will be inflected with the virus, the White House can claim credit for any renewed interest in the makers of swine flu vaccine. The next campaign for this crew- ‘How Being Alive May Kill You’.

Comments (23)

  1. Posted by guest | August 24, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    firsty inflected WTF

  2. Posted by guest | August 24, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    The people in the image look like they just saw Cassano’s book of business.

  3. Posted by guest | August 24, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    Thein its asbestos flaygon you too. You too.

  4. Posted by guest | August 24, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    @3…thanks for chiming in, Mr. Macke.

  5. Posted by guest | August 24, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    @4 – I’m pretty sure @3 was referring to the “Tuts my Barreh” guy:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8&feature=PlayList&p=FD0A90FC0DDFFDCC&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=43

  6. Posted by Clown Capital | August 24, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    I heard people with high concentrations of melanin in their skin are immune to H1N1. Is there any truth to this?

  7. Posted by guest | August 24, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    @5 ….I am sorry and ashamed. I offer this link along the same lines as a@3′s comment. Enjoy “Benny Lava”.

  8. Posted by guest | August 24, 2009 at 4:17 PM

    Hi guys ;)

  9. Posted by guest | August 24, 2009 at 4:18 PM
  10. Posted by guest | August 24, 2009 at 4:23 PM

    It’s time ATL did an update on the Skadden Side-bar program. Front page NY Times and ATL can’t (or won’t) publish any of the details. How many applied? How many accepted? What assurances were given? How did they manage the transition off matters and the correllary how swamped did those left behind become as a result?

  11. Posted by guest | August 24, 2009 at 4:25 PM

    Does anyone know where I can find Dennis Kneale? I had know idea he was going to use my techniques for THAT!
    -Cesar Millan

  12. Posted by guest | August 24, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    this place is turning into infowars.com for pete’s sake
    everything is under control with the swine flu — go back to sleep!

  13. Posted by guest | August 24, 2009 at 4:34 PM

    Funny how this report comes out just as support for Obamacare is dwindling.

  14. Posted by guest | August 24, 2009 at 4:36 PM

    M&A television drama developed by a cab driver? This should be good…
    http://www.iddmagazine.com/blog/kelly_holman/mergers-the-next-fall-tv-drama-196765-1.html

  15. Posted by 2StopShop | August 24, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    Hey Grichaels, how about you add to your post the name of the virus that half of the US is going to be inflected [sic] with. Otherwise, just post up a link to the article, don’t add any commentary and move on to your next post.

  16. Posted by guest | August 24, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    I’m waiting for the color coded flu warning levels. Nothing like a mass hysteria to prop up a flagging gummit.

  17. Posted by guest | August 24, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    inflected… another win for garbage greg
    - Jefferies SVP

  18. Posted by guest | August 24, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    Fuck. I seem to have an ear inflection, making me unable to fly. Stick a flork in me, I’m done.

  19. Posted by guest | August 24, 2009 at 4:49 PM

    I meant fluck. Fluck, I say. Way to fluck up a perfectly mediocre joke. I’m a flag.
    -18

  20. Posted by 4James2Cayne0 | August 24, 2009 at 5:11 PM

    19, don’t be so hard on yourself. Fags are everywhere, and they usually hold great drugs.

  21. Posted by guest | August 24, 2009 at 6:46 PM

    Want to avoid the swine flu, up your Vitamin D intake (3,000 I.U.s per day) and don’t pick your nose. Problem solved.

  22. Posted by guest | August 24, 2009 at 7:57 PM

    What’s the mortality rate for this pig flu?

  23. Posted by guest | August 25, 2009 at 7:35 AM

    There once was a pig from Nantucket

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