Afraid that the rally in pharma might come to an end soon, the President’s Council of Advisers on Science and Technology did their part today to keep the ball rolling. By putting out a report certain to avoid inducing panic that says that up to 1 out of every 2 Americans will be inflected with the virus, the White House can claim credit for any renewed interest in the makers of swine flu vaccine. The next campaign for this crew- ‘How Being Alive May Kill You’.
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firsty inflected WTF
The people in the image look like they just saw Cassano’s book of business.
Thein its asbestos flaygon you too. You too.
@3…thanks for chiming in, Mr. Macke.
@4 – I’m pretty sure @3 was referring to the “Tuts my Barreh” guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8&feature=PlayList&p=FD0A90FC0DDFFDCC&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=43
I heard people with high concentrations of melanin in their skin are immune to H1N1. Is there any truth to this?
@5 ….I am sorry and ashamed. I offer this link along the same lines as a@3′s comment. Enjoy “Benny Lava”.
Hi guys ;)
Oops…here is the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw
It’s time ATL did an update on the Skadden Side-bar program. Front page NY Times and ATL can’t (or won’t) publish any of the details. How many applied? How many accepted? What assurances were given? How did they manage the transition off matters and the correllary how swamped did those left behind become as a result?
Does anyone know where I can find Dennis Kneale? I had know idea he was going to use my techniques for THAT!
-Cesar Millan
this place is turning into infowars.com for pete’s sake
everything is under control with the swine flu — go back to sleep!
Funny how this report comes out just as support for Obamacare is dwindling.
M&A television drama developed by a cab driver? This should be good…
http://www.iddmagazine.com/blog/kelly_holman/mergers-the-next-fall-tv-drama-196765-1.html
Hey Grichaels, how about you add to your post the name of the virus that half of the US is going to be inflected [sic] with. Otherwise, just post up a link to the article, don’t add any commentary and move on to your next post.
I’m waiting for the color coded flu warning levels. Nothing like a mass hysteria to prop up a flagging gummit.
inflected… another win for garbage greg
- Jefferies SVP
Fuck. I seem to have an ear inflection, making me unable to fly. Stick a flork in me, I’m done.
I meant fluck. Fluck, I say. Way to fluck up a perfectly mediocre joke. I’m a flag.
-18
19, don’t be so hard on yourself. Fags are everywhere, and they usually hold great drugs.
Want to avoid the swine flu, up your Vitamin D intake (3,000 I.U.s per day) and don’t pick your nose. Problem solved.
What’s the mortality rate for this pig flu?
There once was a pig from Nantucket