Afraid that the rally in pharma might come to an end soon, the President's Council of Advisers on Science and Technology did their part today to keep the ball rolling. By putting out a report certain to avoid inducing panic that says that up to 1 out of every 2 Americans will be inflected with the virus, the White House can claim credit for any renewed interest in the makers of swine flu vaccine. The next campaign for this crew- 'How Being Alive May Kill You'.
Government Scientists Put The Fear Trade Back On
Posted by Greg Michaels, Aug 24, 2009, 3:48pm
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Posted by guest , Aug 24, 2009 3:49PM
firsty inflected WTF
Posted by guest , Aug 24, 2009 3:49PM
The people in the image look like they just saw Cassano's book of business.
Posted by guest , Aug 24, 2009 3:57PM
Thein its asbestos flaygon you too. You too.
Posted by guest , Aug 24, 2009 4:00PM
@3...thanks for chiming in, Mr. Macke.
Posted by guest , Aug 24, 2009 4:04PM
@4 - I'm pretty sure @3 was referring to the "Tuts my Barreh" guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8&feature=PlayList&p=FD0A90FC0DDFFDCC&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=43
Posted by Clown Capital , Aug 24, 2009 4:04PM
I heard people with high concentrations of melanin in their skin are immune to H1N1. Is there any truth to this?
Posted by guest , Aug 24, 2009 4:15PM
@5 ....I am sorry and ashamed. I offer this link along the same lines as a@3's comment. Enjoy "Benny Lava".
Posted by guest , Aug 24, 2009 4:17PM
Hi guys ;)
Posted by guest , Aug 24, 2009 4:18PM
Oops...here is the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw
Posted by guest , Aug 24, 2009 4:23PM
It's time ATL did an update on the Skadden Side-bar program. Front page NY Times and ATL can't (or won't) publish any of the details. How many applied? How many accepted? What assurances were given? How did they manage the transition off matters and the correllary how swamped did those left behind become as a result?
Posted by guest , Aug 24, 2009 4:25PM
Does anyone know where I can find Dennis Kneale? I had know idea he was going to use my techniques for THAT!
-Cesar Millan
Posted by guest , Aug 24, 2009 4:28PM
this place is turning into infowars.com for pete's sake
everything is under control with the swine flu -- go back to sleep!
Posted by guest , Aug 24, 2009 4:34PM
Funny how this report comes out just as support for Obamacare is dwindling.
Posted by guest , Aug 24, 2009 4:36PM
M&A television drama developed by a cab driver? This should be good...
http://www.iddmagazine.com/blog/kelly_holman/mergers-the-next-fall-tv-drama-196765-1.html
Posted by 2StopShop , Aug 24, 2009 4:46PM
Hey Grichaels, how about you add to your post the name of the virus that half of the US is going to be inflected [sic] with. Otherwise, just post up a link to the article, don't add any commentary and move on to your next post.
Posted by guest , Aug 24, 2009 4:46PM
I'm waiting for the color coded flu warning levels. Nothing like a mass hysteria to prop up a flagging gummit.
Posted by guest , Aug 24, 2009 4:47PM
inflected... another win for garbage greg
- Jefferies SVP
Posted by guest , Aug 24, 2009 4:47PM
Fuck. I seem to have an ear inflection, making me unable to fly. Stick a flork in me, I'm done.
Posted by guest , Aug 24, 2009 4:49PM
I meant fluck. Fluck, I say. Way to fluck up a perfectly mediocre joke. I'm a flag.
-18
Posted by 4James2Cayne0 , Aug 24, 2009 5:11PM
19, don't be so hard on yourself. Fags are everywhere, and they usually hold great drugs.
Posted by guest , Aug 24, 2009 6:46PM
Want to avoid the swine flu, up your Vitamin D intake (3,000 I.U.s per day) and don't pick your nose. Problem solved.
Posted by guest , Aug 24, 2009 7:57PM
What's the mortality rate for this pig flu?
Posted by guest , Aug 25, 2009 7:35AM
There once was a pig from Nantucket