Labor markets must really be improving. Who knew that downward tick in the unemployment rate last month would put so much global pressure on higher-end establishments such as golf courses to find available workers? But clearly we are in for better times as four former residents of the lovely residence facility in Guantanamo Bay have scored an upgrade and wound up with a summer job most people would kill for.
Following their time in Cuba. the four members of China's Muslim Uighur minority are now almost two months into a four month stint working at the Port Royal Golf Course in Bermuda. Faced with the rapid departure of a group of Filipino workers, Wendall Brown, chairman of the board of trustees for Bermuda's public golf courses, started the work visa process by describing how the clan possessed all of the special skills required to work in a British colony.
"They have been offered a temporary position at Port Royal until the Grand Slam," he said. "There are still special projects that we need to do like cleaning up and beautifying the course ... All four of them have been given a job there. It's on a temporary basis. Two of them speak fairly good English."
The timing couldn't be better for these guys as once they finish summering in BDA they can make their way to British Columbia for their winter jobs as heli-skiing guides in the Selkirks.
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 4:17PM
Two days to go. I may not have any knees left after crawling outta this barren wasteland but HELL Bess'll be back!...that'll make me feel so much better.
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 4:22PM
I think we can all probably guess why @1's knees might be worn out.
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 4:25PM
@2
Osteoporosis?
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 4:32PM
@3 - No Lockjaw
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 4:41PM
Meanwhile, my Green Shit of the Day: Green Bean Surplus
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 4:43PM
Well played, @4
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 4:44PM
Dear Greg,
pls stop these awful posts
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 4:45PM
Hey guys ;)
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 4:50PM
@7: You shouldn't be giving away your bondage safe words, "Please stop these awful posts..." just like that in an open forum because without your whimpering delivery the full emotional impact can't be realized by the reader.
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 4:50PM
I guarantee Greg's mom has pancake size areolae.
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 4:50PM
Greg... are you even trying anymore?
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 4:51PM
Enough....back Thursday.
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 4:59PM
@10 you are disgusting. Using a word like "areolae" in public. I thought you only used that word in private like when you were shopping for your own electrified nipple clamps and buttplugs.
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 5:03PM
My first job was at a country club:
-Aaa Milf's
-Ba1 Cougars
-P kids of above
-Aaa Trophy wives
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 5:09PM
@14 ....don't forget the hot lifeguards 9th chicks in my preference). I worked the "beer shack" on the 13th hole of a CC and what a great life the hospitality business can be!!
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 5:10PM
Ok, I just come back from the pool and this is what I get to read. I'm gonna rip the eyeballs out of your head and piss in your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong Marine!
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 5:14PM
@16's masturbatory fantasies are often enflamed by the fact he cannot tell the difference between the cold water pool's "shrinkage" ....and a half of a roll of Tums in his pocket.
Posted by Novice , Aug 10, 2009 5:14PM
@14 Typical Moody's, tossing out Aaa ratings for fast-depreciating assets.
Posted by wcburrs87 , Aug 10, 2009 5:15PM
I would rather be Dennis Kneale's collie than have to read this for two more days.
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 5:59PM
Jesus Christ. Fox News beat you to this story by at least a week.
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 6:10PM
I will make all of you suck me dry by the end of the week.
CG
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 7:07PM
@18 FTW!!!!
Posted by registered_user , Aug 11, 2009 3:12AM
@14 - perfect
Posted by registered_user , Aug 11, 2009 3:15AM
sorry - I meant:
@18 - perfect
Posted by guest , Aug 11, 2009 8:59AM
@17
You sound like Equity Privates. Come on, you should know better.
@16
Posted by TGFBV , Aug 11, 2009 8:30PM
The other day as we left the course ourt clubs were cleaned by a couple of hot, scantily clothed strippers. Shows you how bad the economy is.