Labor markets must really be improving. Who knew that downward tick in the unemployment rate last month would put so much global pressure on higher-end establishments such as golf courses to find available workers? But clearly we are in for better times as four former residents of the lovely residence facility in Guantanamo Bay have scored an upgrade and wound up with a summer job most people would kill for.
Following their time in Cuba. the four members of China’s Muslim Uighur minority are now almost two months into a four month stint working at the Port Royal Golf Course in Bermuda. Faced with the rapid departure of a group of Filipino workers, Wendall Brown, chairman of the board of trustees for Bermuda’s public golf courses, started the work visa process by describing how the clan possessed all of the special skills required to work in a British colony.
“They have been offered a temporary position at Port Royal until the Grand Slam,” he said. “There are still special projects that we need to do like cleaning up and beautifying the course … All four of them have been given a job there. It’s on a temporary basis. Two of them speak fairly good English.”
The timing couldn’t be better for these guys as once they finish summering in BDA they can make their way to British Columbia for their winter jobs as heli-skiing guides in the Selkirks.
Two days to go. I may not have any knees left after crawling outta this barren wasteland but HELL Bess’ll be back!…that’ll make me feel so much better.
I think we can all probably guess why @1′s knees might be worn out.
@2
Osteoporosis?
@3 – No Lockjaw
Meanwhile, my Green Shit of the Day: Green Bean Surplus
Well played, @4
Dear Greg,
pls stop these awful posts
Hey guys ;)
@7: You shouldn’t be giving away your bondage safe words, “Please stop these awful posts…” just like that in an open forum because without your whimpering delivery the full emotional impact can’t be realized by the reader.
I guarantee Greg’s mom has pancake size areolae.
Greg… are you even trying anymore?
Enough….back Thursday.
@10 you are disgusting. Using a word like “areolae” in public. I thought you only used that word in private like when you were shopping for your own electrified nipple clamps and buttplugs.
My first job was at a country club:
-Aaa Milf’s
-Ba1 Cougars
-P kids of above
-Aaa Trophy wives
@14 ….don’t forget the hot lifeguards 9th chicks in my preference). I worked the “beer shack” on the 13th hole of a CC and what a great life the hospitality business can be!!
Ok, I just come back from the pool and this is what I get to read. I’m gonna rip the eyeballs out of your head and piss in your dead skull! You fucked with the wrong Marine!
@16′s masturbatory fantasies are often enflamed by the fact he cannot tell the difference between the cold water pool’s “shrinkage” ….and a half of a roll of Tums in his pocket.
@14 Typical Moody’s, tossing out Aaa ratings for fast-depreciating assets.
I would rather be Dennis Kneale’s collie than have to read this for two more days.
Jesus Christ. Fox News beat you to this story by at least a week.
I will make all of you suck me dry by the end of the week.
CG
@18 FTW!!!!
@14 – perfect
sorry – I meant:
@18 – perfect
@17
You sound like Equity Privates. Come on, you should know better.
@16
The other day as we left the course ourt clubs were cleaned by a couple of hot, scantily clothed strippers. Shows you how bad the economy is.