HCP Tagline: Vote Now
Posted by Bess Levin, Aug 19, 2009, 2:21pm
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Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:28PM
mine made it!
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:29PM
it's too hard a call
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:31PM
Bitch slap city. He should have said, "You want me to Mark Haines you?!"
http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2009/08/19/barney-frank-fights-back-at-health-care-meeting/
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:32PM
@3 stfu. it's handbridge day.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:33PM
will these come on a pair of panties??
-ping j
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:33PM
I rarely if ever comment on this site, and I'm in the running for HBCP logo. Best. Day. Ever.
-lawyer who prefers DB to ATL
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:35PM
Can we bail that Robin Katz chick out of jail to model the shirt for us?
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:36PM
"That guy John's kinda cute."
"Ew, he's creepy."
"Really, how come?"
"He keeps staring at my hands."
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:37PM
Ashley Dupree needs to model this...
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:38PM
"John loves my small titties"
"Really?"
"Yeah, he says it makes his cock look huge when he titfucks me"
"Wow! Where can I get small titties?"
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:40PM
"Leveraged Mid-Caps for Large Endowments"
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:40PM
Is dare a fuckin' prize for da winna, or wut?
Chaz
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:41PM
This is the most stupid thing ever. Is this designed to make Going Concern seem relevant?
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:42PM
winner gets to nut all over Beth's J-cans
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:42PM
how didn't "bridging your liquidity gap" make the list?
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:42PM
I can't wait for my fleece...Nice work Naked, Bess, et al
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:44PM
What happened to Whiteneck Corp.?
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:44PM
Can I haz handbridge?
(Somebody had to say it)
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:44PM
@15, I agree. "We milk our investors" was lame, shouldn't have made it.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:48PM
@13 kill yourself
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:48PM
"We Bring the Pearl to the Necklace"
Posted by NakedShort , Aug 19, 2009 2:48PM
I think we should commission Simon & Garfunkel to sing "Handbridge Over Troubled Water" as our hold music.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:49PM
@11 FTW!
If they don't pick yours, I'll make my own shirt.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:50PM
What the hell happened to "Securely Bridging Your Liquidity Gap"?
Who the hell made those choices, Greg and his mother?
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:50PM
I'm sad that the ones i liked didn't make it. What happened to:
Maximizing returns with sub-prime assets.
The point of the HB.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:52PM
I'm sad that the ones i liked didn't make it. What happened to:
Maximizing returns with sub-prime assets.
The point of the HB.
The milk investors one needs to go. I agree with previous posts.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:54PM
Agree. The choices in the survey are weak. 11 and 24 aren't included. C'mon, Gregory!
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:57PM
if you don't like the milking one, don't vote for idiot, geniuses.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:57PM
wtf does a liquidity gap have to do with a hedge fund? step it up, guest.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:59PM
@4
“When you ask me that question, I’m going to revert to my ethnic heritage and ask you a question: On what planet do you spend most of your time?” Frank said to a woman who [asked him to STFU because it was Handbridge Day"] "
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 2:59PM
I can suck my own penis, thank you very much!
Dennis Kneale
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 3:06PM
Dennis Kneale is still molesting my collie. I had to by the poor thing (the collie!) some Prep-H.
bastard
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 3:09PM
1st b1tches.
Just call me Dennis (collie raping bastard) Kneale.
Posted by Billy Ray Human , Aug 19, 2009 3:09PM
A vote for @11.
@7 Like the way you are thinking, but if I remember correctly, her cans overqualify.
Posted by Bess Levin , Aug 19, 2009 3:10PM
@27 while there were other submissions that were more laugh out loud funny, they needed to be short and sweet. I'm actually stressed out about the whole thing at this point so get off my ass.
Posted by Last Man Standing , Aug 19, 2009 3:11PM
I made it to final round! thanks bess
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 3:12PM
@21... pathetic
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 3:19PM
after posting this in 2 old threads because i'm catching up after a trip, I'll try again because I think this fits the bill:
HCP: Make the most of your assets
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 3:21PM
Looks like I'm a bridesmaid ... again.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 3:24PM
@39 dennis?
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 3:28PM
bess@35 would a massage help? how about a relaxing TF?
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 3:35PM
I want Bess's job.
- Tim Geithner
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 3:38PM
Bess: HB or NHB?
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 3:39PM
I still think "Set your Own Watermark" > all the other choices. We need this to at least pass for a legit piece of apparel if we run into an MD on the street
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 3:40PM
Bess, don't stress, child, just relax and enjoy the process and let it unfold like a flower in a Georgia O'Keefe painting.
MW
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 3:48PM
I vote @11... wasn't it wasn't in the original chain.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 3:49PM
Bess, 3-gimlet lunch for you, any time.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 3:50PM
@47 are gimlets BL's drink of choice?
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 3:57PM
#44 - Exactly...the whole point is for it to look legit so that someone will say..."Handbridge, never heard of them, you work there, what do they do?" Not, you are a f'ing perve, don't even think about talking to me"
More conversations will be had if it looks legit.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 3:59PM
@23 please distribute those, I want one.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 3:59PM
Leveraged Mid-Caps for Large Endowments needs to be added to the list. Simply Brilliant.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 4:00PM
Just make the boobs like two sloping hills in the distance, like in the Highlands of Scotland.
Leonard the Bruce
Posted by Anal_yst , Aug 19, 2009 4:02PM
@48
Yes
Posted by NakedShort , Aug 19, 2009 4:10PM
I'm going to talk to you like a child. If you understand me, then just say yeah. See, you're what happens, when you're trying to talk to car people about a tag on a stupid t shirt.
We're all adults here, there is no need to incessantly whine about the tag you prefer not getting chosen for, of all things, an inside joke t shirt.
Once the item is placed online for purchase you can choose to remove the tag chosen, and even put the one you prefer in its place. You can personalize your own tag, even though the general structure of the t shirt, or fleece, or skateboard, or postage stamp, or coffee mug, or beer stein will be the same you can tweak it as you please.
Now nod if you understand me.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 4:10PM
Any chance of getting these as golf shirts?
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 4:12PM
I would like this on a double ended dildo please.
Dennis Kneale
ps: Its not what you think, its a gift for a friend.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 4:15PM
@49 it will look legit with no pic, just the name on front and "put your assets in our hands" on the back.
Posted by NakedShort , Aug 19, 2009 4:15PM
@55 Yes you name it we can slap this bitch on it.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 4:25PM
@ Naked: excellent news. Please tatoo the logo on Amanda Drury's lumbar area and ship her to me.
-55
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 4:26PM
@54
Can I BeDazzle mine?
-Greg
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 4:43PM
While Handbridge by Committee is an arousing sexual concept, we seem to be reaching the limits of collaborative product development. Whatever the promoters decide is good enough for me. I would suggest though that if there is any unsold adspace on this page, Handbridge should become a "proud sponsor" of Dealbreaker.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 5:16PM
Leveraging Your Subprime Assets.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 5:35PM
NS - when you set up your store on Zazzle, will you be donating the profits from the sale of this product? If not, you are essentially using everyone here as free creative resources for your own financial benefit. And if you can not even give a free shirt to the one who wins the tag, then you sir, are the fucko
Posted by Bess Levin , Aug 19, 2009 5:40PM
@63 first off, don't ever speak to him like that. second, Dealbreaker will be buying a bunch of products (tees, fleeces, beer steins, etc) and giving them away to the deserving ones among us.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 5:47PM
I wonder if we could get Handbridge's CIO on Squawk on the Street? I've got a suit. I haven't worn it in a while but it's drycleaned and all.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 6:01PM
When does voting cease?
-front runner
Posted by NakedShort , Aug 19, 2009 6:50PM
@63 You are lucky I didnt read your post earlier you little fucking cock sucker.
First of all, you have some big fucking balls trying to accuse me of trying to profit from "free creative resources". I posted the t shirt which I made yesterday as a rough draft and Bess picked it up and ran with it which I thought was awesome. So to your first point who gives a fuck IF I did want to profit off of it? I dont see you sharing any of your brilliant ideas with the peanut gallery.
Second, if you think I could give a flying fuck about any fees that Zazzle would give me on behalf of the product selling you need to pull your head out of your ass. Did you bother to call Zazzle and find out how any of this works? I bet you didnt because I did. There is a built in 10% royality in every product sold on Zazzle if no one bothers to claim or post the design Zazzle pockets the money. Say on a LONG shot people buy $5,000 worth of gear; Do you really fucking think that $500 is going to make HUGE difference in my life? It might for you becuase you work in the back office but for me please.
And finally, if you werent such a cock sucker (which all scientific evidence points to) as soon as the everything was finalized I was going to have Bess let everyone know that every dime I recieved would go to the Ruby Peck Foundation for Children's Education. Including scanned copies of all checks recieved and checks sent to the foundation.
https://rpfoundation.org/
Its a cause I care about as both my mother and wife are or were at one point teachers. Also, it is a cause that everyone could get behind regardless of race, social status, geographical location or politics.
So GFYS and maybe talk things through in your head before you post them.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 6:55PM
@65 nice.
in case it wasn't already posted here:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/cnbc_anyone_who_owns_a_suit
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 7:42PM
NS, you must be a proud father. gratz. just a few comments:
please add #11 to the voting list. i get that it's a late entry, but it's short, snappy and f'n nails the subject matter while still being respectable.
take out "put your assets in our hands". it's good, no doubt, and gave me a chuckle, but isn't hbc is providing the bridge (and thus the assets) in this case? at least that's the way i've always interpreted it. i though mandy was a foundign partner.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 7:44PM
@69- no the assets are the dick.
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 7:46PM
naked, in this case, you might want to consider a little Manilow for your music "you made me so happy, oh Mandy..."
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 9:36PM
"Handbridge Capital: Accepting Deposits"
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 10:23PM
@63 - I really, really hope you are kidding.
If you're not, then GFY, El-Douchebaggarino.