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mine made it!
it’s too hard a call
Bitch slap city. He should have said, “You want me to Mark Haines you?!”
http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2009/08/19/barney-frank-fights-back-at-health-care-meeting/
@3 stfu. it’s handbridge day.
will these come on a pair of panties??
-ping j
I rarely if ever comment on this site, and I’m in the running for HBCP logo. Best. Day. Ever.
-lawyer who prefers DB to ATL
Can we bail that Robin Katz chick out of jail to model the shirt for us?
“That guy John’s kinda cute.”
“Ew, he’s creepy.”
“Really, how come?”
“He keeps staring at my hands.”
Ashley Dupree needs to model this…
“John loves my small titties”
“Really?”
“Yeah, he says it makes his cock look huge when he titfucks me”
“Wow! Where can I get small titties?”
“Leveraged Mid-Caps for Large Endowments”
Is dare a fuckin’ prize for da winna, or wut?
Chaz
This is the most stupid thing ever. Is this designed to make Going Concern seem relevant?
winner gets to nut all over Beth’s J-cans
how didn’t “bridging your liquidity gap” make the list?
I can’t wait for my fleece…Nice work Naked, Bess, et al
What happened to Whiteneck Corp.?
Can I haz handbridge?
(Somebody had to say it)
@15, I agree. “We milk our investors” was lame, shouldn’t have made it.
@13 kill yourself
“We Bring the Pearl to the Necklace”
I think we should commission Simon & Garfunkel to sing “Handbridge Over Troubled Water” as our hold music.
@11 FTW!
If they don’t pick yours, I’ll make my own shirt.
What the hell happened to “Securely Bridging Your Liquidity Gap”?
Who the hell made those choices, Greg and his mother?
I’m sad that the ones i liked didn’t make it. What happened to:
Maximizing returns with sub-prime assets.
The point of the HB.
I’m sad that the ones i liked didn’t make it. What happened to:
Maximizing returns with sub-prime assets.
The point of the HB.
The milk investors one needs to go. I agree with previous posts.
Agree. The choices in the survey are weak. 11 and 24 aren’t included. C’mon, Gregory!
if you don’t like the milking one, don’t vote for idiot, geniuses.
wtf does a liquidity gap have to do with a hedge fund? step it up, guest.
@4
“When you ask me that question, I’m going to revert to my ethnic heritage and ask you a question: On what planet do you spend most of your time?” Frank said to a woman who [asked him to STFU because it was Handbridge Day"] “
I can suck my own penis, thank you very much!
Dennis Kneale
Dennis Kneale is still molesting my collie. I had to by the poor thing (the collie!) some Prep-H.
bastard
1st b1tches.
Just call me Dennis (collie raping bastard) Kneale.
A vote for @11.
@7 Like the way you are thinking, but if I remember correctly, her cans overqualify.
@27 while there were other submissions that were more laugh out loud funny, they needed to be short and sweet. I’m actually stressed out about the whole thing at this point so get off my ass.
I made it to final round! thanks bess
@21… pathetic
after posting this in 2 old threads because i’m catching up after a trip, I’ll try again because I think this fits the bill:
HCP: Make the most of your assets
Looks like I’m a bridesmaid … again.
@39 dennis?
bess@35 would a massage help? how about a relaxing TF?
I want Bess’s job.
- Tim Geithner
Bess: HB or NHB?
I still think “Set your Own Watermark” > all the other choices. We need this to at least pass for a legit piece of apparel if we run into an MD on the street
Bess, don’t stress, child, just relax and enjoy the process and let it unfold like a flower in a Georgia O’Keefe painting.
MW
I vote @11… wasn’t it wasn’t in the original chain.
Bess, 3-gimlet lunch for you, any time.
@47 are gimlets BL’s drink of choice?
#44 – Exactly…the whole point is for it to look legit so that someone will say…”Handbridge, never heard of them, you work there, what do they do?” Not, you are a f’ing perve, don’t even think about talking to me”
More conversations will be had if it looks legit.
@23 please distribute those, I want one.
Leveraged Mid-Caps for Large Endowments needs to be added to the list. Simply Brilliant.
Just make the boobs like two sloping hills in the distance, like in the Highlands of Scotland.
Leonard the Bruce
@48
Yes
I’m going to talk to you like a child. If you understand me, then just say yeah. See, you’re what happens, when you’re trying to talk to car people about a tag on a stupid t shirt.
We’re all adults here, there is no need to incessantly whine about the tag you prefer not getting chosen for, of all things, an inside joke t shirt.
Once the item is placed online for purchase you can choose to remove the tag chosen, and even put the one you prefer in its place. You can personalize your own tag, even though the general structure of the t shirt, or fleece, or skateboard, or postage stamp, or coffee mug, or beer stein will be the same you can tweak it as you please.
Now nod if you understand me.
Any chance of getting these as golf shirts?
I would like this on a double ended dildo please.
Dennis Kneale
ps: Its not what you think, its a gift for a friend.
@49 it will look legit with no pic, just the name on front and “put your assets in our hands” on the back.
@55 Yes you name it we can slap this bitch on it.
@ Naked: excellent news. Please tatoo the logo on Amanda Drury’s lumbar area and ship her to me.
-55
@54
Can I BeDazzle mine?
-Greg
While Handbridge by Committee is an arousing sexual concept, we seem to be reaching the limits of collaborative product development. Whatever the promoters decide is good enough for me. I would suggest though that if there is any unsold adspace on this page, Handbridge should become a “proud sponsor” of Dealbreaker.
Leveraging Your Subprime Assets.
NS – when you set up your store on Zazzle, will you be donating the profits from the sale of this product? If not, you are essentially using everyone here as free creative resources for your own financial benefit. And if you can not even give a free shirt to the one who wins the tag, then you sir, are the fucko
@63 first off, don’t ever speak to him like that. second, Dealbreaker will be buying a bunch of products (tees, fleeces, beer steins, etc) and giving them away to the deserving ones among us.
I wonder if we could get Handbridge’s CIO on Squawk on the Street? I’ve got a suit. I haven’t worn it in a while but it’s drycleaned and all.
When does voting cease?
-front runner
@63 You are lucky I didnt read your post earlier you little fucking cock sucker.
First of all, you have some big fucking balls trying to accuse me of trying to profit from “free creative resources”. I posted the t shirt which I made yesterday as a rough draft and Bess picked it up and ran with it which I thought was awesome. So to your first point who gives a fuck IF I did want to profit off of it? I dont see you sharing any of your brilliant ideas with the peanut gallery.
Second, if you think I could give a flying fuck about any fees that Zazzle would give me on behalf of the product selling you need to pull your head out of your ass. Did you bother to call Zazzle and find out how any of this works? I bet you didnt because I did. There is a built in 10% royality in every product sold on Zazzle if no one bothers to claim or post the design Zazzle pockets the money. Say on a LONG shot people buy $5,000 worth of gear; Do you really fucking think that $500 is going to make HUGE difference in my life? It might for you becuase you work in the back office but for me please.
And finally, if you werent such a cock sucker (which all scientific evidence points to) as soon as the everything was finalized I was going to have Bess let everyone know that every dime I recieved would go to the Ruby Peck Foundation for Children’s Education. Including scanned copies of all checks recieved and checks sent to the foundation.
https://rpfoundation.org/
Its a cause I care about as both my mother and wife are or were at one point teachers. Also, it is a cause that everyone could get behind regardless of race, social status, geographical location or politics.
So GFYS and maybe talk things through in your head before you post them.
@65 nice.
in case it wasn’t already posted here:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/cnbc_anyone_who_owns_a_suit
NS, you must be a proud father. gratz. just a few comments:
please add #11 to the voting list. i get that it’s a late entry, but it’s short, snappy and f’n nails the subject matter while still being respectable.
take out “put your assets in our hands”. it’s good, no doubt, and gave me a chuckle, but isn’t hbc is providing the bridge (and thus the assets) in this case? at least that’s the way i’ve always interpreted it. i though mandy was a foundign partner.
@69- no the assets are the dick.
naked, in this case, you might want to consider a little Manilow for your music “you made me so happy, oh Mandy…”
“Handbridge Capital: Accepting Deposits”
@63 – I really, really hope you are kidding.
If you’re not, then GFY, El-Douchebaggarino.