[via Gawker]
You can do so here, and he’ll possibly answer you tomorrow night when he participates in a roundtable discussion on Bravo concerning the issues of the day with a fashion stylist’s assistant and a Real Housewife of Atlanta. Please note you’ll probably up the odds of a response by shying away from topics such as lending standards and stick with subjects along the lines of fabulous frocks and what the deal is with Kim’s mysterious boyfriend AKA “Big Poppa.” Also, pick for this season’s Top Chef? It’s so hard!
YES, girlfriends, this is finally happening.
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I’m trying to woo a man in the bedroom. any sex tips?
best tag ever?
Is Bernie’s fireman really THAT small?
are tube tops out?
I’d like to know how much man mayo he uses to slick down his hair.
Bess,
Why do you always look like such a fucking slob? Aren’t you gay?
Oh man… is BF actually doing this?
I’ve got a couple questions for Bess: Re: the Amherst newspaper article posted earlier by a commenter, what song(s) did you illegally download in college? When you got caught, did you feel like a naughty girl who needed a spanking?
@6 cat got your tongue?
Do you use Croakies to hold your glasses in place during a violet face fuck sesh?
@9
Get with the f*cking program champ, old news, and really, how many songs that you had in college (or now) did you actually pay for?
Fuck I am an idiot I meant violent…but maybe violet works too.
does all the extra spit you’re always accumulating in your mouth make for particularly delicious BJs?
Are you single?
Spit or swallow?
Boxers, Briefs, or Commando?
can I fuck your neck rolls?
look at the cleave on this chick
http://imgur.com/Q6umM.png
Our dear, sweet Bess was busted for pirating movies, no?
Arrrrgh…she’s a dirty pirate hooker.
manscape or cock-bush?
@19 Go back to Reddit.
@BFF yes, movies. this topic was covered like three years ago. we’re talking about barney frank and his tips for keeping a man happy, thanks.
have you ever given a Pop Rocks BJ?
What does Nancy Pelosi’s cock taste like?
How do you get dried cum out of your eyebrows without wasting your entire Sunday?
Dear Mr. Frank:
I would like to get your opinion on what the start up costs are to begin a small, upscale, homosexual prostitition ring in the DC area. Also, would you happen to know if private equity financing is available for such a venture and expected profit margins?
- Handbridge Capital Senior Partner
Mr. Frank – this whole “gay” thing, I don’t get it. So are you turned on or off by Phil Mickelson’s man-boobs?
Is it true that you affixed a black light to your bed sheet and sold it as an original Jackson Pollack?
Top or bottom?
Dear Mr. Frank:
Do you prefer chairing your committee with or without your butt plug inserted?
Could you also share with us your favored brand of personal lubricants?
Also, I’ve noticed that when you speak, you rarely, if ever show your teeth. Why is that you seem to instinctively cover your teeth with your lips?
Lastly, would you please refer me to the best speech therapist in Boston?
- Bill O’Reilly
Which captain or first mate on “The Deadliest Catch” would you most like to have travel your Hershey Highway?
Barney Boo,
Room service honey jar or the whole honey bear?
-DK (meep!)
I would like to ask the Tootie chick if Blair was really such a b***h in real life or if she was just having a rough time after being fired from her investment banking job and then blacking out so many times she didn’t know if she had gotten laid by the George Clooney character. Also, I would like to know what Barney thinks about health care.
barnumms,
do you prefer twinks or bears?
-curious
Is There Anything You’d Like To Ask Barney Frank?
No not really , but I would like to punch him in the face. It might make me feel better.
@ 11/13, yeah you fucked it up but it was still pure magic.
big poppa is an indian real estate mogul who is married with kids.
i heard the same thing, some guy from alpharetta…my buddy went to school with his son.