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You can do so here, and he’ll possibly answer you tomorrow night when he participates in a roundtable discussion on Bravo concerning the issues of the day with a fashion stylist’s assistant and a Real Housewife of Atlanta. Please note you’ll probably up the odds of a response by shying away from topics such as lending standards and stick with subjects along the lines of fabulous frocks and what the deal is with Kim’s mysterious boyfriend AKA “Big Poppa.” Also, pick for this season’s Top Chef? It’s so hard!
YES, girlfriends, this is finally happening.

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Comments (75)

  1. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    I’m trying to woo a man in the bedroom. any sex tips?

  2. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    best tag ever?

  3. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    Is Bernie’s fireman really THAT small?

  4. Posted by steve cohen | August 27, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    are tube tops out?

  5. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    I’d like to know how much man mayo he uses to slick down his hair.

  6. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    Bess,

  7. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    Why do you always look like such a fucking slob? Aren’t you gay?

  8. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    Oh man… is BF actually doing this?

  9. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 4:02 PM

    I’ve got a couple questions for Bess: Re: the Amherst newspaper article posted earlier by a commenter, what song(s) did you illegally download in college? When you got caught, did you feel like a naughty girl who needed a spanking?

  10. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 4:02 PM

    @6 cat got your tongue?

  11. Posted by NakedShort | August 27, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    Do you use Croakies to hold your glasses in place during a violet face fuck sesh?

  12. Posted by Anal_yst | August 27, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    @9
    Get with the f*cking program champ, old news, and really, how many songs that you had in college (or now) did you actually pay for?

  13. Posted by NakedShort | August 27, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    Fuck I am an idiot I meant violent…but maybe violet works too.

  14. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    does all the extra spit you’re always accumulating in your mouth make for particularly delicious BJs?

  15. Posted by ping j | August 27, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    Are you single?

  16. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 4:07 PM

    Spit or swallow?

  17. Posted by Tax Chick | August 27, 2009 at 4:07 PM

    Boxers, Briefs, or Commando?

  18. Posted by larry summers | August 27, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    can I fuck your neck rolls?

  19. Posted by NakedShort | August 27, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    look at the cleave on this chick
    http://imgur.com/Q6umM.png

  20. Posted by Becky Boot Fan | August 27, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    Our dear, sweet Bess was busted for pirating movies, no?
    Arrrrgh…she’s a dirty pirate hooker.

  21. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    manscape or cock-bush?

  22. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    @19 Go back to Reddit.

  23. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    @BFF yes, movies. this topic was covered like three years ago. we’re talking about barney frank and his tips for keeping a man happy, thanks.

  24. Posted by experimental | August 27, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    have you ever given a Pop Rocks BJ?

  25. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    What does Nancy Pelosi’s cock taste like?

  26. Posted by NakedShort | August 27, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    How do you get dried cum out of your eyebrows without wasting your entire Sunday?

  27. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 4:17 PM

    Dear Mr. Frank:
    I would like to get your opinion on what the start up costs are to begin a small, upscale, homosexual prostitition ring in the DC area. Also, would you happen to know if private equity financing is available for such a venture and expected profit margins?
    - Handbridge Capital Senior Partner

  28. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    Mr. Frank – this whole “gay” thing, I don’t get it. So are you turned on or off by Phil Mickelson’s man-boobs?

  29. Posted by merkin capital partners | August 27, 2009 at 4:20 PM

    Is it true that you affixed a black light to your bed sheet and sold it as an original Jackson Pollack?

  30. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 4:26 PM

    Top or bottom?

  31. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 4:27 PM

    Dear Mr. Frank:
    Do you prefer chairing your committee with or without your butt plug inserted?
    Could you also share with us your favored brand of personal lubricants?
    Also, I’ve noticed that when you speak, you rarely, if ever show your teeth. Why is that you seem to instinctively cover your teeth with your lips?
    Lastly, would you please refer me to the best speech therapist in Boston?
    - Bill O’Reilly

  32. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    Which captain or first mate on “The Deadliest Catch” would you most like to have travel your Hershey Highway?

  33. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 4:31 PM

    Barney Boo,
    Room service honey jar or the whole honey bear?
    -DK (meep!)

  34. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 4:35 PM

    I would like to ask the Tootie chick if Blair was really such a b***h in real life or if she was just having a rough time after being fired from her investment banking job and then blacking out so many times she didn’t know if she had gotten laid by the George Clooney character. Also, I would like to know what Barney thinks about health care.

  35. Posted by sourceclosetodiscussions | August 27, 2009 at 4:57 PM

    barnumms,
    do you prefer twinks or bears?
    -curious

  36. Posted by Screwtape | August 27, 2009 at 9:41 PM

    Is There Anything You’d Like To Ask Barney Frank?
    No not really , but I would like to punch him in the face. It might make me feel better.

  37. Posted by guest | August 28, 2009 at 12:28 PM

    @ 11/13, yeah you fucked it up but it was still pure magic.

  38. Posted by guest | August 28, 2009 at 1:39 PM

    big poppa is an indian real estate mogul who is married with kids.

  39. Posted by guest | August 28, 2009 at 1:41 PM

    i heard the same thing, some guy from alpharetta…my buddy went to school with his son.

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