• 14 Aug 2009 at 9:22 AM

It’s Coming

By Bess Levin

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The Cleave will be upon us, Monday, for three weeks.
Earlier: Michelle Caruso-Cabrera Giving Amanda Drury A Run For Her Money

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  1. 1
    Posted by NakedShort | August 14, 2009 at 9:24 AM

    My pee pee hurts. Bad.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:28 AM

    those tits never get old

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:29 AM

    pshh, weak. shit definitely requires an HB.
    -Tits MCC

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:30 AM

    three weeks sounds like a permanent gig…who’s getting sacked? please say burnett.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:30 AM

    I’m going to TF the shit out of those things.
    -CG

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:32 AM

    I saw Ivanka this morning and thought it was AD for a sec.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:32 AM

    who wants to see my tits?!
    -sue hererra

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:33 AM

    will CG hit it?

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:35 AM

    fuck. i’m going to have to release a sex tape asap.
    -mel “look at me” francis

  10. 10
    Posted by Anal_yst | August 14, 2009 at 9:35 AM

    YES, F*CK YES, a million times F*CK YES!

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:36 AM

    she was a lousy lay.
    -hot carl (quintilla)

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:37 AM

    @anal, i thought you were a francis guy.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:38 AM

    you know, an anagram of courtesan is “a sore c*nt”

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:38 AM

    dibs!
    -warren buffett

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:40 AM

    @13 what’s an anagram of ‘cocksucker’?

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:42 AM

    Sometimes I call myself “The Booby Watcher”, and I have my own comic book. “The Adventures of The Booby Watcher”

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:42 AM

    I guess I’ve been staring at that picture too much…I keep hitting the bid on Unisys and Quest Capital and can’t stop.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:53 AM

    Ugh, this guy is painful to watch…

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    @18 so just stare at the tits

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    I don’t get it.
    -Greg Michaels

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    cnbc should just cut the pretense and make all the camera shots like the one above. no need for face.

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:55 AM

    See, Greg and EP? This is the kind of hard-hitting journalism that us readers have come to expect, nay, _demand_ from our editors and contributors.

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:56 AM

    Who wants to see my tits?!
    - Mark Haines

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:56 AM

    @23 I do, I do!
    -cg

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 10:01 AM

    Drury Haiku
    ————
    Aussie Sheila might
    Show us her marsupials
    C N B C yes!

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 10:06 AM

    Seems like a valid excuse to get a bigger tv..

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 10:10 AM

    @26
    HBTV

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 10:10 AM

    I like Oriel Morrison

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 10:10 AM

    http://8.media.tumblr.com/37jsqloFrr35ggcvKscnEJSTo1_500.jpg
    priceless.

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 10:12 AM

    deep, undercover, probing journalism.

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 10:15 AM

    I happen to be an assman myself.

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 10:16 AM

    @29 by priceless surely you meant gay. there, fixed it for you.

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 10:17 AM

    Better MCC’s fakers than either of these:
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32405519/ns/world_news-europe/?gt1=43001

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 10:18 AM

    @31 you’re going to love today’s closing bell!!!
    -maria b

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    Who wants some oral?
    CG

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 10:42 AM

    I am buying Quest Capital asap

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    Finally getting Tits with my socialism

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 10:53 AM

    @4 The more pertinent question is, who is getting those sacks? Unless “getting sacked,” is a euphemism for titty-fucking, e.g. “I got sacked by Mandy between the C and D segments.”

  39. 39
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    They look flappy.

  40. 40
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 11:09 AM

    I’m coming.

  41. 41
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 12:19 PM

    little tits /phony salesperson

  42. 42
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 12:20 PM

    little tits /phony salesperson

  43. 43
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 12:20 PM

    Assssssss-to-Assssssss!!!!!
    Larry K

  44. 44
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    I just dont see it with MCC..whats the hubbub?
    I prefer Melissa Theuriau..vive la france
    http://pop.wizbangblog.com/2006/03/13/french-news-babe-melissa-theuriau-surrenders-her-clothes.php

  45. 45
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 2:27 PM

    @44 I already wore her out years ago. She’s been ruined for all men ever since.

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