Also, Kudlow was “running late” this morning? Okay.
Earlier: CNBC Employee Demands More Amanda Drury Cleave
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Shes really upset with me again,
I didnt give her what she likes.
I dont know what to tell her,
Dont know what to say.
Everything got funky last night.
[Refrain]
She was really bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She gets a charge out of bein so weird,
Digs gettin downright strange.
But I can keep a handle on anything,
Just this side of deranged.
[Refrain]
Shes so cold, as pure as the driven slush.
And thats not jewelry shes talkinabout,
It really dont cost that much.
[Refrain]
Are those fake? The pearls I mean.
Clearly the boys are rendered speechless by the Cleave. Shocking!
SLORE!
a silky top with gentle pearls touchin the soft n mushy … the CNBC logo should go SNBC for sensual when she comes up ;)
Cleveage, eww gross
Mark Klein MD
Drury: “Stye tuned for my nixt interview to die with Ott Cashin, feemous floor trader, as we discuss “The Possible Trizzure Within Sunken Wricks off Australiar…..”
you’re welcome.
I’m glad she liked the classy pearl necklace I gave her.
CG
I’m so hard that if you could think of the hardest thing you could possibly imagine, I’d be harder than that.
By a lot.
–L.K.
yes, have some
Amanda, I gotta come clean, babe. There is one image in my life that consistently makes me happy no matter when I think about it. And that image, that one image is your big tits.
The massive amount of cleave says “you’re erect, vein throbbing, blood filled penis belongs here” the pearl necklace says “I am laying on the innuendo pretty thick”
Knock, knock.
As I have been asking, when can we have AD on Streetsigns?
CNBC should extend Erin Burnett’s vacation.
-Blankfein-
Keep at this pace and she’ll be down to wearing boobie tassles while holding a plate of Kookaburra wings by Monday.
Oh Mandy, you came and you gave without taking,
And I sent you away.
Oh Mandy, you kissed me and stopped me from shaking,
And I need you today…
@16 – do you promise? Can they be HCP tassles?
Motorboat. Motorboat. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MOTORBOAT!
I bet she could spit a watermelon seed 50 feet through what appears to be that gap in her top front teeth!
~Hillbilly Banker
https://www.tvnewscloset.com/cart/Tops_C122.cfm
What can we expect from Burnett’s when she comes back?
Engaged? Married? Pregnant?
Honestly, I’d like to have AD or Rebecca Jarvis on Sq. on the Street regularly for a change.
That is definitely not a Swiss cow.
Please to bring Ms. Robin Meade from HN to CNBC as Far East correspondent.
~Tokyo Financial Community
Larry K here.
I don’t think I need Cialis with AD around.
Just the sight of it is a cure for me!
But every now and then I get the impression that her orthodontist was Matt Groening.
Is she orange b/c of the oj quote?
Kud(l)o(w)s to the CNBC Camera Crew / Producers today. They’re doing a pretty good job of keeping The Cleave above the ticker.
@27….which OJ quote: The one about the gloves fitting or the one about, “See this??? I own this….”
~Det. Nordberg
So glad she came to America..suggestion: stay & work for FOX [ Not Fox Business ] The parade of hotties on fox CAN’T BE SURPASSED…People think the viewer watches FOX because it’s right wing bent..WRONG.. They’re there for the babes
27,
We represent the lollipop guild.
Ang Moz
Tanning Bed Enthusiast
Dealmaker of the Year, 2006
CG: Here, let me help you pull this necklace out from under your shirt. I am the on-air editor so I gotta make sure you’re looking real good.
CG: (cops a quick, gentle squeeze)
AD: Oh, you naughty boooy, what happened with the Rego Park deli you were gonna show me?
CG: I will, I promise. Now go out there and show them.
CG: (light slap on the back end)
CG: You’re on air in 5-4…
It is absurd that a respected business news channel would resort to a show of flesh. Such things distract and detract from the seriousocity of the news. If the superrifically important people to whom I shall apply harassivity do not provide rectumfication for this situation, I shall be forced to “Harumph”!* by myself in a corner and try to figure out what an “HP-12C” is without further referencishness to this channel.
With all pontificationitude,
–Mark Klein, M.D.
*GS++ Style – punctuation outside the apostrophe, or quotation marks, or whatever those thingies are.
++ I’m not really sure what a “GS” is.
The innuendo necklace says, “yes I know you’re staring” the fact that theres three of them says, “and I want you to wonder if I’m really a whore, or just a classy broad you’ll never have.”
@29 the Nov OJ quote on the Chyron banding her lovely lady lumps. thanks for playing.
- not 27
Earlier a guest said “huh you talking to me”? AD said “yez it wiz a follow up qwezion”. Then the dude answered. Hahahaa, busted for daydreaming about her tits while on the set. God damn, can’t say I blame him, she is mesmerizingly hot. She looks like she could star in some porn called Office Sluts or something.
@32 ftw
Who do you think would win a titty fight between AD and MCC?
The innuendo necklace says, “yes, it means the same thing back in Australia,” but the fact that there is three of them says,”I want you to wonder who could afford to plaster these slopes three times over.”
@38 – anyone with the privilege of watching it.
Screw OJ, where’s my quote for melons?
The pearls are now out! Unfortunately, just the pearls….
This begs the question: When will FBN respond? and how? They only have something like 21000 viewers. Gotta step up that game, FBN!
@43 – I think you missed a decimal point in there somewhere.
Her third strand of pearls hangs low the exact amount. Like a window to the down under.
Its almost if this world was built exactly for me.
I’d get my hand all caught up in that necklace, then i’d end up ripping them off as I unbuttoned her blouse , as I thrust my … oh sorry.
BESS, could you ask MELFRAN how many more WEEKS or DAYS left for AD’s ,testosterone triggering, eye-catching,eye -popping,posters favorite,never seen before cleave, high rating presence on American TV?
Our male employees become less productive.
Some female employees,too, because they are interested to have the same size of the Druries.
Our company’s Internet monitoring system saw unusual spike on video stream viewing.
Another unusual happening is TV monitors are steady on CNBC except when Cramer starts yelling and talking non sense stuff.
Boys, go back to work!
-Vikram Blankfein-
Oh delicious! And she has pearl necklaces…
so perfect.
She got a little animated at the end of that invterview with LK and Howard Dean and that other guy.
You can see ‘em move a little when she moves her arms around.
- Guy who watches CNBC alot
Janet Shamlian showing there is a nice rack hidden under her top also.
Beth:
I see that the photo of the twins is just above the Orange Juice on the ticker. There’s likely some kind of message there (“freshly squeezed”??), but maybe it was just random.
- Guy who watches CNBC, waiting for CG appearances
@29 if the glove don’t fit you must acquit
…Power Lunch….when everyone switches over to Bloomberg
same here…..TRADERS GO BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!
Duncan N.
@49 lol yep I saw that too. I love how she acts all no-nonsense business and savvy, and then says seductively in her australian accent, CNBC, First in Business, Worldwide. She must think I’m in a business suit and paying attention to GDP ratios when in reality I’m just sitting in my bean bag chair at home beating off eating cheetos, hahaahhha!
@38 MCC by a coutry mile because she is actualy a tranny pirate hooker
Over used sayings in the workplace:
“Charlie, stop ‘dropping’ your pen, I’m not gonna keep picking it up” -Mandy
@55 LOL! Fuck, I just laughed out loud on conference call because of that!
I so want to Gomez Addams those pearls.
Mandy, ohhhhhh that kind of pearl necklace. I ‘m sorry listened to too much ZZ Top growing up. Thanks for the BJ though last nite, you were great!
@55-
Nice gig. But doesn’t that make your member yellow?
- Guy who turns off CNBC when Power Lunch is on
i’d give her a pearl necklace and not call her back.
what is this previewing comment bullshit
@55 lol here too. The Cheetos explain the mystery orange glow of her skin on the pic.
I wonder if she reads the comments section.
One hand for Cheetos. One hand for B your L watching T’s. DUH!
-Guy who sympathizes with beanbag chair analysts.
Wonder if her mappa tassie has any bush in it..
I think that “beanbag chair analyst” has the potential of joining the DB collection of classics, like wideclops or druries. Anyone with me on that?
Do the cheetos get a happy ending? Pearls for the cheetos?
- CNBC guy (Gasparino must be in conference with very high level contacts)
Hope that Bean Bag Analyst (BBA?) doesn’t confuse the ranch dressing with uh…other fluids…
What kind of SAVAGE would put ranch dressing on Cheetos??? The world is going to shit. To shit, I tell ya.
Finally a good, non-screen, semi-candid picture of her.
And, dude, give her a hug next time.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ajirokhadi/2413270126/
–Another bean bag analyst
Is this what we have been reduced to?! Cheeto banging, ranch dipping, beanbag sitting, unemployed analysts. The horror!
Wish my Handbridge Capital swag would show up… this place is depressing me.
i need mandy to analyze my beanbag
Hey Tax Chick. you got any plans this weekend?
@17 -
Oh Mandy, you kissed me and stopped me from spanking…
@71 you wouldn’t be so depressed if you just get on with it and bang Cluzo
@73 – Yes. It begins in 2 hours and does not involve cheetos, beanbags, or unemployed analysts.
@75 whose to say… I could be more depressed, but he sure would have one hell of a smile on his face.
( . )( . )
@76 – Didn’t know H&R Block did early Fridays.
I think Watermellon Juice should have been on the ticker…
Nice job @78
@71/76/77 you know the drill….pics/video or it didn’t happen
@76 – Perhaps that because H&R Block doesn’t run commercials on Nickelodeon. Now get back to scrubbing the bunions off your mother’s pig-like feet.
CNBC BUMPER STICKERS MADE POSSIBLE BY DB’s POSTERS:
“Honk if you are a Cleaveland fan!”
“Honk if you work at Cleaveland Cliffs Global
Headquarter!”
“Honk if you want to see Mark’s and Sue’s tits!”
“Honk if your name is Tits”
“Honk if you know Anal_yst”
“Honk if you have size 40 druries”!
“Honk if you love dropping pens for AD to pick up!”
“Honk if you are Gasbagarumor’s secret agent!”
“Honk if the father of your collie is named Dennis!”
“Honk if you watch Erin Burnett on mute!”
“Honk if you don’t watch Mad Money and change channel on Stop Trading segment!”
“Honk if you watch CNBC but don’t always have a clue what they are talking about!”
*****save the best for last*****
“Honk if you love CNBC but pretend not!”
(which most of you are)
@82 Tax Chick, keep the comments sassy. I wouldn’t want to wreck the mental picture I have of you with an association with swine.
Tax Chick, I still wanna see you vogue around the suite in your new Handbridge Capital swag, even if you’re not much for verbal jousts.
–Guy who likes brainy awkward chicks
@75 OH SNAP…gauntlet thrown…again
Mélones dé leche! Mé gusto…
@85 – brainy, yes. Awkward, no. Too nice, definitely.
Perhaps I should have told 76 to go back to mopping up the jizz before the weekend rush begins.
sorry guys I’ve been, er, “busy” anal_yzing AD’s affects on CNBC’s er, uh, wtf was I saying again?
T.G.I.F
I’m betting with my office mates the number of posters this article would get until 10pm.The winner or at least the closest would get $300. None of us would post.
@85 Brainy awkward chicks get real annoying after a while. Good to hear that @Tax is not awkward. However… dare I say: “Pictures or it’s not true?”
god I love Friday’s
TGIF is right. Lets get shitfaced then go find some Senior Citizens and sell them variable annuities.
It’s not a good Friday unless there’s an opportunity to bash Biff. Bess, are you listening?
Hey team who wants to join me for drinks tonight at Dorrians? If there isnt enough hot banking meat there how about Martignellis?
Toodles!
@NS:
VAs are old school. Lets sell them commodities funds with 500bps up-front and a 125bps trail.
@95 good point. I also have some inverse floaters, Lehman Principal Protected Notes and Nuveen Auction Rate Securities in the back of my car straight cash homie!
Mell Francis is giving the aussie a run for her money today. Looking STACKED.
-bob pisani
Mark Klein = Greg Michaels’ Father
The cleave fantasy is not complete without Tits Cabrera.
why does M Francis look fat on msnbc but hide her gut on cnbc?
I first became aware of it during the act of self gratification while watching Amanda on CNBC. A profound sense of fatigue. A feeling of emptiness. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Lack of Cheetos. Amanda senses my power and seeks my life essence. I do not avoid Amanda but I do deny her my essence.
@92:
Only if its in the best interests of the client.
- Employed guy who watches CNBC alot and mocks Gasparino
She’s a total butter face.
@ 103 – cupcake, you meant?
BlackPoint
@103
That’s why god invented the lightswitch
@96/NS:
I have some CDOs^5s and some CDO^10s bearer bonds in the back of my car. They are rated AAA and have a 7% coupon. I think they would make a great portfolio diversifier, and for today only, they are priced at par.
@ Anal_yst: Wait, that lightswitch option kind of kills the fun …
G_d has given us other options … doggie?
@106 Awesome. Lets go fuck with some old people.
This is probably a great time to share with everyone my solution to the looming Social Security Crisis. You cannot collect SS without first turning in your Driver’s License. No one is forcing you to do anything; if you want your Government cheese then keep the world safe and dont drive. Most boomers are so stubborn that they wont give up driving and delay collecting SS, everyone wins. If they dont want to drive and they want to collect SS they can move to more metro higher tax areas; or areas where they can live and drive golf carts most likely areas hit hardest by the housing decline (NV,AZ,FL, ect) thus widening their tax base so thats another problem solved.
Questions? Concerns?
Hold it. Hold it. Is it, is it???
YES!!! Gasparino is coming on. Summary to follow
Heeeeeere’s Charlie!!
(Demeanor – resaonably calm, 5 0′clock shadow, not especially severe, tie still knotted tight, but not properly aligned with cheap blue shirt).
- Dick Fuld – AMAZING! Fuld lookin’ for work, poundin pavement, wants to do M&A advisory work
- Major fuckin’ investigation re. disclosure
- fuld lost a shitload of $$, has to work
- Joe Gregory too; looking to recoup $233mm from Lehman; bankruptcy judge
- Erin Callan – calls her rock star of Wall Street (humble of Gaspo, giving up HIS title)
- I, CG, broke some kinda story (I’m a rock star too, ya know)
- Why isn’t Callan at work at CS? I asked but they got NASTY! I got into a screaming match (your life is a screaming match, Chaz).
- Guy who watches CNBC and sells CDO^10 bearer bonds from trunk of car
Back to the Drury pic above, can anyone see a reflection of Bess on the screen?
Pisani looks like a goddamn zebra with all those stripes.
He needs a new wardrobe assistant. One with good taste, like AD’s.
@111 – no, but if I rotate the picture 180 degrees, the ticker says “Paul is the Walrus”
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/amanda-drury/8/717/522
Direct line to the A.D.?
@ 97 Bob
I didn’t know MEL FRANCIS is a conservative LITTLE Girl ON THE PRAIRIE HOUSE OF CNBC.
@108:
I will study your proposal over the weekend. While it sounds intriguing, I think Ezekiel’s plan is elegant in its simplicity — just cut off the meds and the oxygen at age 55. Then, SS will be immediately solvent, overfunded even, and the excess funds can be directly transferred to SEIU operating accounts. I hope to help the SEIU invest some of these funds, in alternatives such as the aforementioned CDO^10s.
- Guy who gets all his investment advice from CG
CNBC SPECIAL REQUEST is if we can have KAREN TSO next time please?
She isn’t as daring as AD with cleaves but explosively attractive , young and single with equally sexy accent.
-WALL STREET BOYS
Problem with Amanda Droopies…
The cuffs don’t match the shirt, Blond hair with dark uni-brow well it looks just wierd.
I hope she has the decency to Viva Brazillian and that mouth has stopped a few 4 XXXX from going flat. Still wouldn’t mind spreading the marmite on and going to town…
I love the druries but liz claman makes me want to cum all over my desk
@119 Sad to say Liz Claman doesn’t look very good beyond the limited shots they give you on TV. I did the NYC triathlon this year and saw her (she participated) outside of her work getup… not pretty (you can find race photos of her at nyctri.com). i used to be a Claman fan myself, but am now officially cured by the Druries.
@119 as per the reference in 120:
http://www.brightroom.com/view_user_event.asp?EVENTID=47511&BIB=956&LNSEARCH=1&PWD=
When will the cameraman give us a close-up of the tramp stamp on AD’s trunk?
101 ftw
Orange Juice at 93.80???
What is the world coming to?
Yep, excellent reference @101.
@120 I was at the Triathlon and saw Liz Claman too and just about filled my wetsuit with uh… wet stuff, she was SM”OKING HOT. That rack, that face, those legs. It’s all even better in person. Sounds like u swallowed too much Hudson wah wah
@119 humiliated but somewhat secretly thrilled to admit that I DID cum all over my desk watching Liz Claman, and I’m a female. I want to be her, I want to smell her, I want to inhale her, I want to grow a schlong and do her. No thanks to the Mandy fake blond hair and black unibrow.
That hottie Karten Tso was wearing colored maroon blouse .She seemed unusually uneasy! Did she know the Wall Street Boys wanted her here in NY?
correction # 128
It’s “Karen” not “Karten”
jsL0ur I cannot thank you enough for the article.Really looking forward to read more. Will read on…