How'd you like to get this on your "360 Review?":
Citigroup "did not manage its business in such a manner as to provide the level of service and security necessary for any security broker and the plaintiff to attract and/or retain clients," he wrote. The bank was "unstable, mismanaged and not a secure place for" his clients, "as can be seen from the value of defendant's stock today."
Ah, hindsight is 20-20. Nay?
Sure, this missive issued from a member of the Plaintiff's bar, but you just have to like an article that manages to cut Castle Vikula's supply line, lay a devastating siege and begin tunneling under the north wall all in about three sentences.
Nice.
Citigroup Sued Over Signing-Bonus Loans by Broker [Bloomberg]
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 1:30PM
hey vicki p, BLOW ME!!
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 1:33PM
[Day, interior of Citi. KRAMER's in LELAND's office. LELAND's a greying man.]
KRAMER
What did you want to see me about, Mr. Leland?
LELAND
Kramer, I've.. been reviewing your work.. Quite frankly, it stinks.
KRAMER
Well, I ah.. been havin' trouble at home and uh.. I mean, ah, you know, I'll work harder, nights, weekends, whatever it takes..
LELAND
No, no, I don't think that's going to, do it, uh. These reports you handed in. It's almost as if you have no business training at all..
I don't know what this is supposed to be!
KRAMER
Well, I'm uh, just--tryin' to get ahead..
LELAND
Well, I'm sorry. There's just no way that we could keep you on.
KRAMER
I don't even really work here!
LELAND
That's what makes this so difficult.
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 1:34PM
[Day, interior of Brand/Leland, KRAMER's in LELAND's office. LELAND's a greying man.]
KRAMER
What did you want to see me about, Mr. Leland?
LELAND
Kramer, I've.. been reviewing your work.. Quite frankly, it stinks.
KRAMER
Well, I ah.. been havin' trouble at home and uh.. I mean, ah, you know, I'll work harder, nights, weekends, whatever it takes..
LELAND
No, no, I don't think that's going to, do it, uh. These reports you handed in. It's almost as if you have no business training at all..
I don't know what this is supposed to be!
KRAMER
Well, I'm uh, just--tryin' to get ahead..
LELAND
Well, I'm sorry. There's just no way that we could keep you on.
KRAMER
I don't even really work here!
LELAND
That's what makes this so difficult.
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 1:41PM
Who's the window-licker on CNBC with CG right now?
Get that kid a cup of coffee.
-Bitchtern
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 1:44PM
@4 eric dash, minion of andrew ross sorkin.
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 1:49PM
Bess- you should post 3 "blind" posts and ask the detritus on this site (myself included) to identify the author! That should put to rest the quarrel regarding the different levels of talent on DB.. I am just sayin.. I am just sayin' is all..
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 1:53PM
@6 anyone who's read this site for more than one day can easily identify the bl/ep/gm posts. they all have extremely different writing styles. I am just sayin.. I am just sayin' is all..
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 2:01PM
I am not so convinced... not so convinced,,, not so.... Just sayin' is all - just sayin'
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 2:03PM
This is an experiment in testing hate transference. I'd say it was Bess, but I'd just be sayin' you know, just sayin'
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 2:08PM
My nipples are still chafing. Is there any way to make a healing balm out of rubber cement, coffee grounds and Sweet'N Low?
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 2:20PM
Why are most compliance analyst fat, unhappy, and overwhelmingly ethnic?
Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 2:20PM
I miss the "heckler's heckler" who came in and started dishing it back to those who dished it to EP and GM while BL was on vacay.