Light The Arrows!

How'd you like to get this on your "360 Review?":

Citigroup "did not manage its business in such a manner as to provide the level of service and security necessary for any security broker and the plaintiff to attract and/or retain clients," he wrote. The bank was "unstable, mismanaged and not a secure place for" his clients, "as can be seen from the value of defendant's stock today."

Ah, hindsight is 20-20. Nay?

Sure, this missive issued from a member of the Plaintiff's bar, but you just have to like an article that manages to cut Castle Vikula's supply line, lay a devastating siege and begin tunneling under the north wall all in about three sentences.

Nice.

Citigroup Sued Over Signing-Bonus Loans by Broker [Bloomberg]

Comments

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Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 1:30PM

hey vicki p, BLOW ME!!

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Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 1:33PM

[Day, interior of Citi. KRAMER's in LELAND's office. LELAND's a greying man.]

KRAMER

What did you want to see me about, Mr. Leland?

LELAND

Kramer, I've.. been reviewing your work.. Quite frankly, it stinks.

KRAMER

Well, I ah.. been havin' trouble at home and uh.. I mean, ah, you know, I'll work harder, nights, weekends, whatever it takes..

LELAND

No, no, I don't think that's going to, do it, uh. These reports you handed in. It's almost as if you have no business training at all..

I don't know what this is supposed to be!

KRAMER

Well, I'm uh, just--tryin' to get ahead..

LELAND

Well, I'm sorry. There's just no way that we could keep you on.

KRAMER

I don't even really work here!

LELAND

That's what makes this so difficult.

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Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 1:34PM

[Day, interior of Brand/Leland, KRAMER's in LELAND's office. LELAND's a greying man.]

KRAMER

What did you want to see me about, Mr. Leland?

LELAND

Kramer, I've.. been reviewing your work.. Quite frankly, it stinks.

KRAMER

Well, I ah.. been havin' trouble at home and uh.. I mean, ah, you know, I'll work harder, nights, weekends, whatever it takes..

LELAND

No, no, I don't think that's going to, do it, uh. These reports you handed in. It's almost as if you have no business training at all..

I don't know what this is supposed to be!

KRAMER

Well, I'm uh, just--tryin' to get ahead..

LELAND

Well, I'm sorry. There's just no way that we could keep you on.

KRAMER

I don't even really work here!

LELAND

That's what makes this so difficult.

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Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 1:41PM

Who's the window-licker on CNBC with CG right now?

Get that kid a cup of coffee.

-Bitchtern

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Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 1:44PM

@4 eric dash, minion of andrew ross sorkin.

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Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 1:49PM

Bess- you should post 3 "blind" posts and ask the detritus on this site (myself included) to identify the author! That should put to rest the quarrel regarding the different levels of talent on DB.. I am just sayin.. I am just sayin' is all..

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Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 1:53PM

@6 anyone who's read this site for more than one day can easily identify the bl/ep/gm posts. they all have extremely different writing styles. I am just sayin.. I am just sayin' is all..

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Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 2:01PM

I am not so convinced... not so convinced,,, not so.... Just sayin' is all - just sayin'

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Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 2:03PM

This is an experiment in testing hate transference. I'd say it was Bess, but I'd just be sayin' you know, just sayin'

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Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 2:08PM

My nipples are still chafing. Is there any way to make a healing balm out of rubber cement, coffee grounds and Sweet'N Low?

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Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 2:20PM

Why are most compliance analyst fat, unhappy, and overwhelmingly ethnic?

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Posted by guest , Aug 13, 2009 2:20PM

I miss the "heckler's heckler" who came in and started dishing it back to those who dished it to EP and GM while BL was on vacay.

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