That’s what his former secretary, Liza Minelli doppelgänger Eleanor Squillari seems to be implying! When asked about the matter of her boss getting down with Sheryl Weinstein, whose upcoming book promises an “intimate” look at the Madoff package, the administrative assistant recalled that “Weinstein would often call Madoff and that he would roll his eyes and then they would go and meet at a hotel.” Meouch bitch. And yet: nice try. But we’re not fooled, sister. Conclusive evidenced is yet to prove whether or not Bernie was doing Sheryl out of charity, but I got the distinct impression during her interview with Vanity Fair that Liza wanted a piece of Big B herself, despite attempts to convince us that she wasn’t into the on-the-job ass grabbing, and girlfriend is just jealous. Of course, the only way to settle this is an in-depth account of every single one of his sexploits over the last 100 years, up to and including whatever tail is currently being slayed on the inside.
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we clearly need pics of sheryl to crack this case.
Now THAT, my beyotches, is a POST!
Thank G-d Bess is back.
and now his cellmate is begrudginly banging Madoff on the side…
big B slaaayin hoes
yeah -the back-side
i am so happy bess is back, and has had two stellar posts on my boo, even if they were both about my bernie’s monster cock and the random box it was smashing i’m just glad to be reading something funny again.
-ruth m.
he is so regal in that picture
the jew slut has got to make her money back somehow
@9 who you calling a slut, whore?
-berns
Greg, I already flamed you once for these Madoff penis articles. Is that really the only thing you have to write about? And not only that, but…huh?…this is a Bess post, just like the other one?
Hilarious! O man, Dealbreaker was awful without Bess here. Life is bearable once again.
@11 that joke wasn’t funny the first time you posted it on the other madoff story. get over the fact that greg would never write anything like this, except in your homoerotic fantasies.
@11 = greg
@12 I duplicated the post from the other article begrudingly, but decided it needed to be done to put narrow-minded commenters in their place.
-11
I hear that Maria Bartiromo is desperate to break out her knee pads and “negotiate” an on camera interview with Bernie.
Bess: whatever you do, don’t call it a comeback.
I think he fucked her out of spite…
Hmmm, I wonder what their hotel bills looked like?
“tail…currently being slayed on the inside”–I think Bernie’s probably playing catcher, not pitching, these days…
YES!!! HAHAHA Thank you, Bess, for that awesome post! EP and Greg were seriously making this place intolerable.
Hey guys ;)
“Welcome back, Levin,”
Your dreams were your ticket out,
Welcome back, to that same old place that you laughed about …
the book is 200 pages. how many of them contain sex scenes? is it worth the $24 or can we just assume the man has screwed people metaphysically and now physically, surmised from this free, fair commentary of dealbreaker.
what more do we want for punishment? andy, mark and ruthie in prison stripes? okay, then what? mary shapiro dethroned by gary aguirre? at what point do we stop thinking about the bastards?
“Of course, the only way to settle this is an in-depth account of every single one of his sexploits over the last 100 years, up to and including whatever tail is currently being slayed on the inside.”
LOL!!!!! I haven’t laughed out loud for ages! Thaks for an awesome line! FUCKING GENIUS
“up to and including whatever tail is currently being slayed on the inside.”
More like splayed.
1 lot?
personally, im a fahn on Keith Hahn
Seriously, Liza Minelli? To what, David Gest/Bernie Madoff? No, no, no, despite how high the man wears his sweat pants, he’s no David Gest. I think Joyce Dewitt would be a better choice.
Is that Ron Jeremy’s brother?
Joyce DeWitt is *always* a better choice.
If this is true Bernie is happy he is as far away from his Skanky Phil Spector look alike wife as possible.
If this is true Bernie is happy he is as far away from his Skanky Phil Spector look alike wife as possible.
If this is true Bernie is happy he is as far away from his Skanky Phil Spector look alike wife as possible.
If this is true Bernie is happy to be as far away from Skanky Phil Spector look alike wife as possible. The more deferential the husband the more he screws around. The more the wife looks the other way the more she has squirreled away.