• 21 Aug 2009 at 10:38 AM

Michael Moore Is Coming


Here’s the latest trailer for Capitalism: A Love Story which you’re surely counting down the seconds to Fandango. Goldman Sachs is only mentioned once or twice, and Moore disses some guy at AIG for having a receding hairline which must’ve burned bad.

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Comments (43)

  1. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 10:39 AM

    fat fuck

  2. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    Hi Bess. Is Greg off for the day?
    Every trip on the subway now, I look at all the attractive women and ask myself, “handbridge or no handbridge?” With overweight women out of the picture, the answer is almost always, “handbridge!” This is my crucible, and I do not bear it lightly.
    LB

  3. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    whata woman

  4. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 10:44 AM

    He can interview Boynett, who appears to be gagging on green shoots. Zucker Sucker.

  5. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 10:46 AM

    Moore’s great. If you don’t want Michael Moore filming you as you run from your office at the end of the day, don’t fuck up people’s finances better than Al Qaeda ever dreamed they could.

  6. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    Marcy Kaptur did not know the difference between Bernanke and Paulson. Policy making moron.

  7. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 10:53 AM

    Michael Moore = NHB

  8. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    Wow this film won’t be biased…..

  9. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    Wow this film won’t be biased…

  10. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 10:55 AM

    That is the most disturbing article headline I may have ever read. I went into the post thinking “no way I’m watching any of THAT video clip.”

  11. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 10:56 AM

    Less people embracing capitalism = easier money. Thanks MM!

  12. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 10:58 AM

    I’m so embarrassed that I actually want to see that, mainly to try to understand how socialists pervert capitalism. I’m guessing that if I do my constitution won’t be able to handle it and I’ll end up walking out.

  13. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 10:59 AM

    @13 – agreed. Less capitalism does equal easier money for bailed out backstopped money sucking socialized firms.

  14. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 10:59 AM

    @9-11: Yeah, it’ll probably be as biased as booking your profits as private income when times are good and deducting your losses as public expense when you fuck up.

  15. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 11:00 AM

    Somebody should tell Mike that donde doesn’t mean come here in Spanish.

  16. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 11:06 AM

    Random question – what’s an MD of IT at a bank like BofA, Citi or JPM make? Back office stuff, but managing director level. Thanks.

  17. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 11:30 AM

    Yay, another shitty film by your favorite fat-fuck sloppy Canadian. And why is it entitled “Capitalism: A Love Story” when he focuses on the socialistic bailouts, some of which have been paid back?

  18. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 11:31 AM

    you think MM has ever done a food eating contest?

  19. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    @5, 6, 16 bitch, please.

  20. Posted by merkin capital partners | August 21, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    Apparently MM’s parents were Dennis Kneale and a fat ass Farside character.
    Then he married some bitch from the Nightmare Before Christmas: Diabetes Edition.
    http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0gVFdeIfz8aXY/340x.jpg

  21. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    why does anyone watch any movie by this fat fuck useless waste of a human life?

  22. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 12:01 PM

    Eat a salad Michael. Eat a fucking salad…

  23. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 12:02 PM

    “Capitalism” – A system I will deride as it allows me to make millions.
    MM

  24. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    That looks like a fucking fail of a movie.

  25. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 12:06 PM

    maybe if that fat fucker lost weight health care costs would go down

  26. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 12:06 PM

    maybe if that fat fucker lost weight health care costs would go down

  27. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 12:06 PM

    Michael Moore, Child, Please.

  28. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 12:08 PM

    If it markets like a capitalist, and stuffs its face like a capitalist then……

  29. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 12:09 PM

    @19,23 and 26: Have you all ever left New York…..ever?

  30. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 12:15 PM

    Not sure why the idiot is even famous.

  31. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    31 why? cause most people outside NY are fat?

  32. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 1:21 PM

    Toad – does he know he’s a white man in america? cant wait for the scene where he, the obamas, sharpton and the new pay czar all hold hands and sing Kumbaya.

  33. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    Michael Moore has more cleavage than I do.
    -A.Dru.

  34. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    Moore needs no HB

  35. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    Capitalism with Morality — David Haslett, a sensible critique of capitalism…

  36. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    Capitalism with Morality — David Haslett, a sensible critique of capitalism…

  37. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    I cant wait to sit in the theatre with my capitalist FX trading friends and destroy this movie and the hipster trash around me until i get kicked out of the theatre

  38. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    We get it Michael. People are mad as hell and not going to take it any more- WE GET IT.
    Let me guess, Susie Johnson just lost her home to the bank and the CEO just got a bonus of $50M. That’s some hard hitting yellow journalism you’re doing there. We haven’t heard that one on TV, every day, for two years now. Way to be on the cutting edge.
    BTW, my insurance premiums are still subsidizing your morbid obesity. I’m glad your last movie taught you a valuable lesson beyond how much box office revenue you can generate overseas by superficially badmouthing the united states.
    And you definitely require no HB

  39. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    @48 thomeones a little thenthitive today. Your premium bought me my viagra precription in advance of my business meeting at Handbridge Capital tonight. You whine, I dine.

  40. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    Mike Moore and Nancy Grace. If there were no tragedy they would gladly stop exploiting it. But somebody’s gotta do it.

  41. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    @ 29…too much Ocho Cinco?

  42. Posted by guest | August 21, 2009 at 5:31 PM

    Banks > Government > Taxpayer
    that’s the pecking order, so sorry. If you don’t like, I suggest picking up the phone and calling your local congressman/woman and asking why they spend so much time on their backs.

  43. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    “Receding hairline”? “Donde”? THESE are the biggest punchlines they were able to pull out of a 90 minute movie?!? Christ, on top of being a demagogue, Moore isn’t even funny.

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