In light of recent intern stories, we were hoping some financial institution would eventually claim the guy passed out on the bull last week. Sadly, it turns out it was an actor, Peter Killy, shooting a promotional poster for an indie movie called The Robber Barons of Wall Street. But the now far more famous actor did get a lesson in Wall St. compassion through the experience.
“I am slightly disturbed that this opportunistic photographer never bothered to see if I was dead or alive. I had my photographer and director there, they said a police car drove by and didn’t even stop. That was the funniest part of all … It was just like another day in the financial district.”
On the topic of what he would have done if he had been an intern, Killy responded with a rhetorical, “I’d be wondering how long you have to stay there for somebody to actually stop and see if you are okay.”
Dude in Underpants Passed Out on Wall Street Bull Not Actually an Intern [NY Magazine]
Why oh why am I so firsty?
haha haha ha look at him… is he dead? haha ha haha I’m gonna take a picture of him and then go to work. Funny possibly dead guy…
Greg, just getting around to reading yesterday’s Clusterstock posts?
Kind of funny, but the situation’s so ridiculous that I would not have assumed he was dead. Might be related to the fact that I don’t assume every sleeping homeless person I come across is dead either.
The Robber Barons of Wall Street sound pretty cool though, kind of like The Pirates of the Carabean, but i doubt if it will do for me what pirates did for Johnny
In other recent posts – “Lincoln has been assassinated!!!” yawn…
What a sissy.
Should have buried this in the Dealbreaker Weekender edition.
This guy is a bigger pussy than a GS intern.
How long was he pretending to be passed out? Something makes me think the tipster who sent in the photo might be assisting in some guerilla marketing for the flick….
The photographer was EP.
what a homo
As a true Wall Streeter I would have pissed on him. Sympathy is for sucks.
An actor? I hope someone wiped down the bull after.
earnings season sucks
Dude clearly has experience with this type of acting. This is his complete IMDB oeuvre:
Filmography
Actor:
1. “Whoopi” …. Naked Man (1 episode, 2004)
- The Last Dance (2004) TV episode …. Naked Man
Dude clearly has experience with this type of acting. This is his complete IMDB oeuvre:
Filmography
Actor:
1. “Whoopi” …. Naked Man (1 episode, 2004)
- The Last Dance (2004) TV episode …. Naked Man
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I bet that fag went to Tisch. Just saying…
c’mon people, this is new york. this what makes new york, new york. nothing shocks the general pop. perhaps we’re too jaded for our own good.
case in point: I remember an analyst passing out on the street in murray hill after a christmas…er, holiday party. he woke up (in really bad shape) on the sidewalk with his suit intact at 7:30. you can’t tell me that no police drove down lexington ave between 3 am and 7:30 am.
@20 it’s not a crime to take a nap on the sidewalk. i’ve done it many times after some crazy benders.
LK
What about Kitty Genovese?!
not funny, never was, never will be.
BlackPoint
have to agree with @10. i doubt the guy was laying lifeless for the photoshoot. something smells fishy here and it’s not only the dude’s tighties.
If he was dead, there’s nothing you can do. If he was alive and got up on that bull by himself, he’ll be fine.
I mean, he’s in the perfect puking position so he’s not gonna choke on his shit.
WTF do you want? A blanky?
Face it: Next time I pass out on the street in NYC, if I manage to make it through the night without anyone bothering me, that’s fucking lucky.
Pussy.
I still think he was a vag for not shooting in February. Maybe his dong could have frozen to the statue.
He definitely has a vag, you can even see a little camel toe if you look hard enough.
Which Madoff boy was it?
@10 Agree! I smell a rat. If only Bess were around to get to the bottom of this…
As if we cared about actors……
Kudlow?
Macke!