• 13 Aug 2009 at 1:24 PM

Nothing Can Stop The Greenlight Baby Making Machine

By Bess Levin

“For the month of July, Greenlight Capital Qualified, L.P. returned 3.3% (net). Greenlight Capital Qualified, L.P. has returned 23.7% for the year-to-date. The partnership is approximately 87% long and 57% short.”
Earlier: Performance Stats: The Greenlight Unit

Comments (16)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 1:34 PM

    Dealbreaker posters have gotten smarter, figured some idiot would have felt brilliant by pointing out 87% and 57% is more than 100% by now.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 1:37 PM

    @1 only you would do that, ‘mo.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 1:44 PM

    60% of the time it works every time

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 1:45 PM

    @1 – Dennis Kneale, please remove you tongue from that innocent collie’s ass.
    thnx.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    fodder:
    Hold on, 87% long and 57% short?!? That’s like 120%. That’s impossible.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    @1 I’d like to point out that you are a douche.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 1:56 PM

    @2 – you got me
    @4 – okay
    @6 – maybe we can be douchebags together
    Sincerely,
    1.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 2:01 PM

    I’m 185% loaded, and 126% sober. Yes, I employ leverage.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 2:04 PM

    I am 89% Sicilian, 123% amazing.
    Who am I?

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    I am 76% collie, 12% terrier, and 37% rectally delicious.
    Who do I belong to?

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 2:12 PM

    i’d like to make einhorn’s babies.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    @9 ftw
    -cg

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 2:20 PM

    @9 – also 95% Brooklyn, 22% Manhattan?

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 3:35 PM

    Yeah baby!
    http://j.photos.cx/web-fitzgerald-0157psbold-b71.jpg

  15. 15
    Posted by Anal_yst | August 13, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    @8 almost made me snarf, with visions of Tax Chick (your alter ego, perhaps?)

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:47 AM

    i’m up 22% and dont have star trek stuff/teddy bears in my office nap room, which is the new killing it

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