You guys, I can’t even with this woman. The book’s out tomorrow, so just accept that we’re going to be relentlessly pounded with anecdotes like the following for at least another 24-72 hours, culminating with a no-holds barred interview/demo on CNBC conducted by Mark Haines and whichever random tourists outside the stock exchange are willing.
[Sheryl Weinstein writes that] Madoff had a penis so small that “it would fit easily inside the opening of a single-serving honey jar” that sits on a hotel room service breakfast tray.
PW Review: ‘Madoff’s Other Secret: Love, Money, Bernie, and Me’ [PW]
i’m a grow-er not a show-er
apparently the honey jar climaxed
His balls, however, would need a platter commensurate with a Continental breakfast.
That’s disgusting, and a terrible waste of honey.
-WTP
“relentlessly pounded” Oh, mama.
Narrator: Clean food, please.
Waiter: In that case, sir, may I advise against the lady eating single-serving honey?
“relentlessly pounded” Oh, mama.
just as long as we don’t have to hear about “that time Berns and I were playing pool and I brought him to climax inside a worn-down piece of chalk”
she is a complete and total lunactic. i’m kind of turned on.
do you think she ever tested that theory?
Is this some sort of a composite image consisting of two unrelated halves?
Relentlessly he pounded the submit button again and again.
Penis, all the time PENIS
She didn’t mention this is all relative to the size of her massive, sleeve-of-wizard penis fly trap…
When he asked to see her “honey pot” I bet he was surprised when she ordered it from room service.
Anal,
Very well done/said. Someone’s gotta stick up for Berns.
Risky, that was very clever.
@18 how’s what working out for who?
I always do that when I order room service. Whats the big deal?
Jefferies Baller
I bet it easily fit up her nostril, too.
i’m jealous. if i could stick my erection in a honey pot that size i could keep it in my trousers all day and no one would be the wiser.
http://www.break.com/index/arnold_schwarzenegger_cuming.html
oops. i meant
“”bernie was so small that after he skullfucked me it was like pulling out a botfly”
That’s it, you guys with your “quotes” earlier kept me from screaming. Thank you.
Now it might be time to go slam this whore on Amazon. I hope her sales rank never gets lower than six digits and the book quickly ends up in the remainder bin unsold.
She has no soul, kinda like her Winky-Dink supposed lover.
Bess, I beg you, no more pictures, no more posts, no more attention paid to these sqeezy ho.
The only way I want to read another post about this See U Next Tuesday is if 135 guys come forward to say she had sex with them too and with at least 10 of them at once.
Please, she’s supposedly a Wharton MBA and a former Hadassah CFO, she doesn’t know how to diversify?
-Disgusted female
why did bernie neglect the ketchup and mustard bottles?
“You guys, I can’t even (blank) with this woman.”
Bess, please clarify.
1) deal
2) believe I share a religious and ethnic heritage
3) live on the same planet
4) believe any dude would shack up more than once
5) comprehend that I share a gender
6) ?
Ah, fuck it, there are far wittier and more clever DB commenters than I’ll ever be, I hope one of them takes a stab at filling in that vast echoing blank.
-24
@19-
“Bernie had the most interesting single-serving cock i’ve ever seen…you see, he could fit the head of his penis inside a single-serving jar of honey and–”
“oh, i get it. it’s very clever…how’s that working out for you, anyway?”
admittedly this wasn’t precisely the conversation 15 and 17 were having, but i’m sure you’ll be able to spot the parallels.
-18
bess, have you ever banged a non-jew? if so please weigh in re: jew v gentile junk.
@28 that was so inappropriate and offensive.
-18
@6 FTW.
This is one fucking crazy bitch!
@18/27/29 – why don’t you sit the next couple plays out, champ?
the honey jar is coming out with a tell all that says bernie was HEUUGE.
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Heigh Mann would not fit into a single-serving honey jar.
@Anal_yst: i have you to thank for the coffee I’m mopping up off my laptop keyboard.
could we see a picture of said jar?
18/27 here. for the record, 29 was not me.
@ Perkins
You’re welcum
http://static1.px.yelp.com/bphoto/mhCMsaj2RcBBGmK1foENVA/l
Mine fits snugly into a room service ketchup bottle..
can i handbridge them funbags? then leave her with a pearl necklace with matching earrings and nose studs
Is she referring to the diameter or depth of the honey jar ? In the flacid or turgid state?
Is she referring to the diameter or depth of the honey jar ? In the flacid or turgid state?
Is she referring to the diameter or depth of the honey jar ? In the flacid or turgid state?
WTF is wrong with her eye? Did she get Bernie’s piece stuck in it?