You’ve heard of psychologically breaking someone, yes? It’s a tool all the best money mangers use, but up until now, haven’t discussed publicly. A demo of what we’re talking about, featuring new SAC Chief Strategist Mike Tyson, is after the jump. It may get a little dark for those of you with weak stomachs, but if you’re willing to sacrifice some queasiness in order to win, let’s get it on.
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Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 1:47PM
holy shit
Posted by Kid Dynamite , Aug 31, 2009 1:48PM
definitely the best ever use of "i'll eat your asshole" as a threat
Posted by gary busey , Aug 31, 2009 1:48PM
i'm sorry, I thought I was the only celebrity working in this shithouse? wtf?
Posted by pfluger , Aug 31, 2009 1:49PM
Mike was talking to CG in that clip.
Posted by Ping Jiang , Aug 31, 2009 1:50PM
HEY. "Ill fuck you til you love me" is MY LINE.
Posted by NakedShort , Aug 31, 2009 1:52PM
I heard from a little bird that SC reacted the exact same way when he found out his traders were short Volkswagen last October.
Posted by SC , Aug 31, 2009 1:54PM
The line about Mike working for us is bull shit but you can bet your asses I'll be making full use of this tip.
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 1:57PM
At little heads up to watch this w/ headphones would've been nice!
Posted by Bess Levin , Aug 31, 2009 2:01PM
@8 apologies, but that was worth it just to imagine Mike blasting out of your speakers as someone important walked by.
Posted by lenny dykstra , Aug 31, 2009 2:04PM
is sac hiring?
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 2:06PM
I fucking love this guy.
Posted by biff basness , Aug 31, 2009 2:07PM
Whatever, I make this guy look normal.
Posted by barney frank , Aug 31, 2009 2:09PM
"i'll eat your asshole"
bring it on!!!!
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 2:11PM
Weird that he almost sounds like he's going to break into tears at any moment. His voice keeps cracking.
Just goes to show you what a horrible mistake one makes when one tries anthropomorphize Mike Tyson.
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 2:12PM
I'd classify this as moderately NSFW.
Posted by stever , Aug 31, 2009 2:13PM
No, we haven't hired this guy. YET. But I like what I saw here today.
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 2:14PM
@15 prepare to have your asshole eaten.
Posted by Mike Tyson , Aug 31, 2009 2:14PM
"Everybody's got a plan....'til he gets hit!
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 2:14PM
@9 True.
But seriously, they need to put that guy in a straightjacket.
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 2:14PM
well? did he fuck gasparino in the ass or not?
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 2:15PM
I think I am man enough to last 2 min. in his new, more rotund world http://stureplansfrancis.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fat-mike-tyson.jpg
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 2:16PM
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Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 2:21PM
@22 I pity you.
Posted by sc , Aug 31, 2009 2:21PM
@21 who doesn't like a little extra cushion for the pushin?
Posted by NakedShort , Aug 31, 2009 2:21PM
@22 you are an idiot
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 2:22PM
what did 22 say?
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 2:22PM
I just played this at work loud enough for people within 10 feet to hear it and nobody even looked up. Should I be concerned?
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 2:23PM
I just played this at work loud enough for people within 10 feet to hear it and nobody even looked up. Should I be concerned?
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 2:23PM
@21, WTF is going on with the front of his pants in that picture?
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 2:25PM
@28 where do you work and are they hiring?
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 2:26PM
I wonder if he's missing the man-love days from the federal penitentiary.
And "Tool of the Week" definitely has two meanings. Of course, it is just Monday and CG is just getting started.
22 had a rather inappropriate comment regarding his daughter's unfortunate end.
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 2:27PM
@28/@27 I see your co-workers are giving you the shakes. For your future sanity I'd be concerned.
@26 something about Tyson's daughter that died recently.
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 2:27PM
I think there's a very good chance Mike Tyson will kill someone for a really petty reason before he dies.
Posted by NakedShort , Aug 31, 2009 2:29PM
Maybe he was acting; based on his performance in The Hangover he seems to be a method actor.
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 2:30PM
This honey never got the memo that he is a bankrupt convicted rapist. Nice Buddha.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/theleetgeeks/3116632656/
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 2:32PM
I want to see Tyson come out of retirement to fight "Golden Gloves" Gaspo.
Posted by pfluger , Aug 31, 2009 2:36PM
@34/NS -
He wasn't actin'. I was just tellin' him that I coulda been a contendah too!, except one day when I was in da ring, I wuz thinkin' about a nice pork bracciole and bit some punk's ear. Den, for some reason, Mike got pissed and started hollerin' at me, the fuck.
- CG
Posted by Tax Chick , Aug 31, 2009 2:36PM
@24 one would need a backhoe to get that cushion moving...
Posted by Investorcluzo , Aug 31, 2009 2:36PM
I think I saw this banter last night on "to catch a preditor." it was the gay version where they were staking out some place on flagler beach. I was hoping to see "tiger" or everyone's fav billy ash...
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 2:37PM
Mike had a few golden touches there.
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 3:01PM
I just made a mental note of "I'll f*** you till you love me"
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 3:01PM
@41 gonna use it tonight?
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 3:17PM
Best of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwFW834Mrcc
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 3:19PM
Whether MT did CG in the ass or not, we do not know, but CG did say that
"I love Mike".
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 3:24PM
@42, nope, I am going to drink lotsa muscle milk all week. Then maybe over the weekend, I'll wear my Christian Audigier t-shirt and try to pick up some rough trade with that line.
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 3:34PM
Since when is it bad to get your ass eaten? C'mon people, this isn't the 90s anymore. Nothing says true love like a rim job or A2M.
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 3:36PM
@46 you need help
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 3:39PM
@47 - you offering?
- hoping 47 is Tax Chick
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 3:42PM
A little known fact, but the champ has a series of advice tapes available on Amazon. I've used tips from his Management Series to effectively motivate my department - productivity is up 76% YoY and NOBODY screws around at staff meetings.
I's also recommend:
"Asking for a Raise"
and
"Getting your Neighbor to Stop Letting his Dog Crap on your Lawn"
Posted by Tax Chick , Aug 31, 2009 3:44PM
@48 - Sorry Charlie. But I am sure MT would be more than willing to come over and help you out.
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 3:52PM
@48 not Tax Chick. I'm a dude.
- 47
Posted by Porker Stankleberry , Aug 31, 2009 5:09PM
Jesus - from the picture, it looks like Iron Mike ate George Foreman.
And not just his ass, either.
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 5:33PM
Is Mike Tyson REALLY working at SAC?
Posted by Scared , Aug 31, 2009 8:17PM
I guess I won't be withdrawing my investment in Cerberus Mr. Feinberg. Does this mean you won't gove me a reacharound either?
Posted by guest , Aug 31, 2009 9:39PM
oh for fuck sake just give him back his tiger...
Posted by guest , Sep 01, 2009 1:14AM
This little white pussy bitch would've gladly taken that beatdown for the nice payday it'd've gotten me.
rich pussy bitch > dumbass brain-battered boxer
Posted by guest , Oct 19, 2009 9:57PM
@14, watch the whole movie and you'll understand how sadly fucked up the man's mind is.