OFFICIAL RESPOSE
All,
There has been much speculation about the legitimacy of the Fashion Meets Finance RSVP list. The approval process for attendance is simple; attendees submit their information online then at the door, we check ID's and cross reference with business cards. If a female is not actually in fashion or a male is not actually in finance, they are not allowed in - this includes a guy in IT support at JPM. Our door policy is extremely strict.
This event has been running and growing successfully for years based on continued attendance and word of mouth promotion. Anyone who has been to an event in the past understands the RSVP is user-generated, non-censored content and that the attendees are strictly men of finance and women of fashion. Past attendees have reported overwhelming satisfaction with the caliber and legitimacy of the crowd. If we were concerned about people's interpretation of the RSVP list, we would have removed The Million Dollar Man, Steve Urquelle, and I think we all could have predicted that the real Steve "Stevie" Cohen wouldn't be in attendance.
This meager attempt at a smear campaign was launched by Jennifer Goldzer ... (teal dress below). She claims her photo was used in a bogus RSVP. We have no idea where it came from...perhaps one of her friends, or from someone who wanted to misrepresent the caliber of expected attendees...who knows (we do not condone this activity and with our door qualifications, we strive to provide the highest quality event). Jennifer represents a dying species of dinosaur publicists that just don't understand "that internet" and in this case, the principals of user generated content. She continues to pursue a completely asinine smear campaign about a promotion that thrives on negative attention. Am I missing something, is this one of my interns trying to propel the campaign or does Jennifer really not comprehend publicity.
THANK YOU,
JEREMY ABELSON
CEO, POCKET CHANGE
CO-CREATOR, FASHIONMEETSFINANCE
Earlier: Fashion Meets Finance Participants May Not Be Who They Say They Are
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:31PM
Husky!
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:31PM
Does this mean Skeletor can't get in? Just cause Heigh Man is a Master of the Universe doesn't mean...
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:32PM
So this would be a good event for a chubby chaser?
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:32PM
Meow!!!!!
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:33PM
Yes, no, no, no, and no.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:33PM
Greg- Your best comment to date.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:34PM
I most certainly will be there if they're there!
-SC
Posted by Pay It Forward , Aug 05, 2009 1:35PM
@6: Agreed.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:36PM
Will there be salsa dancing?
-- George Sodini
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:36PM
Oh this is going to be by far the best comment thread of the week--just by looking at those knees.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:37PM
Will Annabull Vartanian be attending?
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:37PM
I love that they needed an "Official Response".
Greg, you needed to post a link to the RSVP list with this article.
Posted by BSD , Aug 05, 2009 1:38PM
@5, are you nuts man? Second from left is passable, and the only one who isn't fat.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:38PM
Official "R-E-S-P-O-N-S-E'.......
Posted by miami , Aug 05, 2009 1:38PM
I love that we got an Official Respose instead.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:38PM
chunky meets nutty.
Posted by BSD , Aug 05, 2009 1:39PM
@12, actually it's an "Official Respose".
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:40PM
what's the "knee" version of "cankles"? undefined knees are so hot
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:40PM
Whats an "OFFICIAL RESPOSE"
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:41PM
what's the "knee" version of "cankles"? undefined knees are so hot
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:41PM
what's the "knee" version of "cankles"? undefined knees are so hot
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:42PM
The CEO of Pocket Change, which matches high finance to high fashion, probably makes $50K per year. So many contradictions in that statement.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:42PM
Good jorb, Greggo. Its go-time.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:43PM
apparently there is a new list...just found the new rsvp
http://www.pocketchangenyc.com/fmf/apply.php
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:43PM
Yes, Yes!, absolutely not, Definitely no, and no
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:43PM
Fuck you FMF, I can get whatever fashion babe I want....... from Darfur or Somolia.
-JPM IT guy
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:44PM
If Lenny Dykstra says, "I spose I'm an idiot.." and changed his mind it would be a "respose", no?
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:44PM
"Am I missing something, is this one of my interns trying to propel the campaign or does Jennifer really not comprehend publicity."
"...who knows (we do not condone this activity and with our door qualifications, we strive to provide the highest quality event)."
Question marks must cost extra at Pocket Change.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:44PM
@19
I think it means his response was notarized.
Posted by NakedShort , Aug 05, 2009 1:45PM
Good God it looks like the bar scene from Star Wars in that picture.
Posted by Pay It Forward , Aug 05, 2009 1:46PM
@13/BSD
Are you blind? In reality, it should be "no, no, no, no, and no," but "yes, no, no, no, no" is far more accurate than yes on #2.
Posted by BSD , Aug 05, 2009 1:46PM
@20,21 knalves
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:47PM
Wow what a pig. Thighs like Earl Campbell.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:47PM
No, no, YES, no, no.
-Greg Michaels
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:48PM
Do not mess with the IT guy. DO NOT!! All the sucker ITs call us "SIRE".....We do not chase the babes; WE CATCH THEM! Chai wallahs you all are!!
~Pradish Nureep
Yes, At That Bank
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:48PM
@32 thoots, where the thigh meets the foots
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:48PM
Greg and EP- dont post now for an hour. ride this out. Kudus
Posted by Pay It Forward , Aug 05, 2009 1:49PM
@30: Well played as always.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:50PM
Less Jennifer Goldzer, more 1-800-JENNY.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:50PM
(Tip for Greg and EP)
Gold-digging ladies of fashion fear not! Federal Reserve will be at the venerable event to regulate and examine the financial bona fides of participating gentlemen. New York Fed will dispatch its top Bank Examiner Min Kim (http://www.pocketchangenyc.com/fmf/viewPhoto.php?imgID=4349) to conduct stress tests for your protection. God bless America! God bless Obama! Long live Oprah!
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:50PM
@37...."K-U-D-O-S"
Unless "Kudus" is you name, then please accept apologies.
Posted by BSD , Aug 05, 2009 1:51PM
@31 yeah it should be all no, but beyond that I'll take a tall redhead over a short, fat fake blonde who looks like she snuck in with a fake ID.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:51PM
@13 & @31 the list goes:
yes (tipsey), yes (plastered), never (not homo), never (even blacked out), yes (if paid 2007 type bonus).
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:51PM
Weight bets for Jennifer?
53 pounds past sobbing alone in bed.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:53PM
let's go hoggin!
Posted by Tax Chick , Aug 05, 2009 1:53PM
I'm confused. What kind of idiot would use her photo? If the person thought Jennifer was better looking then herself, woah! FmF is going to be a dogfest.
Posted by Pay It Forward , Aug 05, 2009 1:54PM
@43: Sounds about right.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:54PM
@46.... true story.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:55PM
@18 - I believe they are called Dennis KNANKLES.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:55PM
that teal dress is sinching her muffin top
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:56PM
My "black box" technical analysis suggests the timed ratio of observed volume of comments will propel this thread to "100 comments" and we suggest a long position at the break of the 62nd comment with profits to be taken at the 92nd comment.
~Fake Sergey Aleynikov
Posted by NakedShort , Aug 05, 2009 1:56PM
I am going to need to pick up a brand new pair of Crcos for this event. I dont want the Fashion chicks thinking I am a loser for showing up with scuffed Crocs.
Posted by HAM05 , Aug 05, 2009 1:57PM
so we're all going, right?
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:58PM
@44 - she took that turkey leg to bed with her so she wouldn't be alone.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 1:58PM
BSD - We would have also accepted FUKA
@44 - is there an over/under at 185?
Posted by Tax Chick , Aug 05, 2009 1:59PM
@46 - I'm not dense and haven't been living under a rock (though this week of DB has made me consider it). I know the story is true. The point is that only an ugly moron would use Jennifer's picture in lieu of their own.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:00PM
You know, I had wondered about spending all that time I've spent in the past ironing my tube socks but for the FMF soiree I'm going to reconsider.
~CG
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:01PM
@52 And I'm getting a new Teal Snuggie to blend in better.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:01PM
If I dated the second pig from right I would trade that clunker to a pimp for cash.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:02PM
I think Jennifer Goldzer days in PR are coming to an end. Not a good look for Headquarters PR
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:03PM
Another tip for Greg and EP: Show us what you can do with this:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/08052009/gossip/pagesix/goldman_sachs_wives_hate_to_wait_183044.htm
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:06PM
I resent the fact that Jeremy Ableson discriminates against "IT Support" folks. We are in finance. Many of us have series 7, 63, 55 and 24's and know a shit load more about finance than some douch at FASHION MEETS FINANCE. High frequency trading does not occur without us...ask Goldman, CS and UBS biatch.
The Guy From IT Support
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:06PM
@61 He'd just cut+paste with another "Presented without comment" headline. That's what seems to be working best for him these days.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:08PM
@62
That should liven things up. Prepare to get assaulted in 3-2-1...
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:13PM
I think Jenn needs to have her mug shot put back up for complete analysis. Hell! to think I was the only voice of "reason" asking Bess to take the Moosey picture down and save her from embarrassment and ridicule.
DB, forgive me.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:13PM
@ 62, The lease negotiation on your Kia Sportage is not "finance."
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:13PM
@62 STFU and go back to building models.
-Steven Black
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:15PM
FMF Has beefed up their IT staff and is back to insta-nuking suspect registrations. I've tried to get He Man back on there a few times and he only lasts a few minutes (yes - he's seeking treatment).
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:16PM
@68 I'm proud of you.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:17PM
@66 and 67 FTW!
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:18PM
OH GOD - Jennifer is wearing chanel sandals and got caught in the mud...her cankles are sinking: http://twitter.com/jengoldszer
Posted by Investorcluzo , Aug 05, 2009 2:19PM
oh, they have done it now! I can see the boys (and girls) from IT depts all over the street coming togehter to plot ways to bring down the pocketchange systems. this is going to be (ok, perhaps it already is) an epic fail...
btw, is this a volunteer event? because taking any of those ladies home is nothing short of charity work.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:19PM
I am a bank teller in Charlotte, can I go?
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:19PM
He man lives again!
http://www.pocketchangenyc.com/fmf/photos/Heigh.Mann@gmail.com_heman.gif
Posted by highlyconfident , Aug 05, 2009 2:20PM
@52 Same here... what's great about Crocs is they're comfortable AND fashionable ... I'll be by the punch bowl wearing the orange ones. Plan accordingly so as not to match.
-Virgin
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:22PM
@71 thank god i read her bio "more glitter than a vegas showgirl" i mistook her for "more husky than a NFL linebacker"
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:22PM
Be careful not to overuse the PWOC, Greg.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:22PM
@75 = Highly Confident Virgin
How droll!
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:23PM
@62
I know several people who actually write the algo's for many of Goldman's traders and they are not considered "IT Support". Just b/c you are stuck helping clueless MD's get their email working does not mean you can ride the coat tails of the alogorithmic quant guys.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:23PM
Anybody want to go on GChat and wack off with me and Annabull Vartanian?
Porkler Stansberry
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:24PM
who is the hot blond on the left, she looks like she could use a real man...
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:26PM
listen to all of you savages! fat bitches need love too! fat bitches can suck your dick until your toes curl and then go bake you a cake!
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Aug 05, 2009 2:27PM
how can DB not have a thread on the squeeze in fin's?
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:27PM
Also, anyone notice Gail of Gail Garrison couture. Looks good in her website picture: http://www.gailgarrison.com/content.html and even some candid's on Google Images.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:28PM
@74 - got nuked again, but I just reposted. I've got nothing better to do today, so we'll see when their IT guys get sick of the shit and / or block my IP address.
Posted by Tax Chick , Aug 05, 2009 2:29PM
@81 - You can't make this shit up. Her name is Jessica Butt.
http://guestofaguest.com/directory/jennifer-goldszer/27935/
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:29PM
no, no, yes, no, no
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:29PM
No, no, YES, no, no.
-Chris Theoharis
Posted by Investorcluzo , Aug 05, 2009 2:30PM
@83 - exactly, did you see aig, fnm and fme? wtf? I'm back to even on fannie and selling calls to protect tomorrow's drop.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:31PM
If you rode the coattails of algo quants in 2008 you rode them to the poor house.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:31PM
Jess Butt...and the hits just keep on comin', dawg!
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:31PM
@88
*splooge-on-your-face hand motion*
-87
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:32PM
I'm so going to layer my purple watch with my chunky gold one at this event.
--MELISSA ELLIOTT
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:32PM
People - we need more attendees from Handbridge Capital, please. Go forth and register.
Posted by Pay It Forward , Aug 05, 2009 2:33PM
@74: I'm going to be reprimanded for how much that made me laugh.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:34PM
Jessica Butt, this just keeps getting better
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:36PM
Jess Butt's FB profile
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=18409372&hiq=jessica%2Cbutt&ref=search
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:38PM
100 comments! Good work Greg and the fatties.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:39PM
Dammit. Their IT guys aren't slacking off - yet. I must endeavor to persevere.
--He Man Poster
Posted by NakedShort , Aug 05, 2009 2:40PM
@97 her neck looks abnormally long...kind of like those African Women in National Geographic that wear those neck-ring extenders.
Posted by Tax Chick , Aug 05, 2009 2:41PM
Curse my IT folks, I can't see Butt's profile (facebook that is).
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:41PM
I bet all the FMF ladies have this exercise device at home.
Maybe even some of the dudes.
http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-shake-weight-exercise-for-women.html
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:42PM
100
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:42PM
Jess Butt. epic. fail.
BlackPoint
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:44PM
Yes
Yes
Not even in prison
Only after 10+ drinks and will deny it Clinton style afterwards
Nope (fat AND a small mouth, no can do... compare to the fattie in green)
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:44PM
@86/Tax Chick:
Good job on digging that up.
With a name like that, she must have been the butt of all jokes growing up.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Aug 05, 2009 2:44PM
@tax chick - you have to "friend" her to get in. you can only see a picture if you're not.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:44PM
IT has to stick together.
FTW and FYA
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:46PM
@62 if your cubicle smells like curry and cheap cologne you're not in finance
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:46PM
@102......The Shake Weight!! Hilarious!!
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Aug 05, 2009 2:47PM
@89
even PaineWebber is up
would like to hear someone explain that
Posted by Tax Chick , Aug 05, 2009 2:49PM
@cluzo... nope. IT has deemed facebook to have no viable business purpose. Just wholly blocked. I've probably put my IT guys into overtime with all the inappropriate searches I've engaged in over the last couple of days.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:49PM
Last year's FMF was awesome, from the little that I remember.
http://www.treasuretitan.com/pictures/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=823&g2_serialNumber=2
--Heigh Mann
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:49PM
@ 109: Please, sire, we don't spend our much hard earned wages on unnecessary pleasantries.
A "friend" of 62
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:49PM
Buying Panic!!!! Well, maybe not....
Posted by Tax Chick , Aug 05, 2009 2:53PM
Who the fuck put viagra in C today?!
Posted by Investorcluzo , Aug 05, 2009 2:53PM
@seaman 111 - I feel like we have moved to pamplona. day after day we're running with the bulls! look at FAS run...
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:54PM
You CDS wallahs will rue the day you pissed off the IT wallahs.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 2:56PM
I have to give up. The FMF IT Wallahs win for today. Heigh Mann will return tomorrow.
He Man Poster Guy
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 3:05PM
Those are some nasty looking bitches
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 3:07PM
Y'all are a bunch of liars.
Hell yeah, yes, no, sure, and why not.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 3:11PM
Wallah wallah bing bang!
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 3:13PM
When we used to go fat chick / "big game hunting" in college you would randomly hear "SAFARI!!!" hollered out at about 1:50am... The mad dashes to the husky sections after that were legendary.
Ohh the nights of late night pizza and overstuffed hot tubs... I'll never forget those days.
-Dallas
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 3:14PM
http://www.nypost.com/seven/08032009/gossip/pagesix/not_my_face__not_my_job_182701.htm
THIS WAS IN THE POST!!!!
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 3:15PM
JPM, GS, AIG, WM, BSC
Posted by HeadlessHorseman , Aug 05, 2009 3:15PM
I think the tall redhead is oversold. Alabaster skin, fiery red hair, a pretty smile, and long legs that go all the way down to the floor….what’s not to like? And with that complexion, you know she’s the real deal (hopefully she’s sculpted her v-fro to resemble a flickering flame). I bet she has green eyes too. I like green eyes.
Plus you can see her collar bone so you know she’s not a heifer like the rest of the herd. And speaking of fatties, I’d like to propose a new twist on the ever-popular vending machine challenge:
1) Start with the Pocket Change’s vending machine nearest Jennifer Goldzer’s cave.
2) Escape with & consume one of each item before Goldzilla finishes off the machine and attacks the poor sap tasked with the daily restocking duties (now I’m just being mean).
Nothing brings out my best quite like a vindictive chubby chick with an irrationally high opinion of herself.
Lastly, the blonde on the far left is clearly a stuck-up bimbo. Aftermarket tits, bleached blonde hair, strained smile (likely due to a Botox mishap…which I’ll later determine has also affected her frontal lobe). The only scenario in which I’d poke that pooch would be Ginger shooting me down, getting thoroughly wasted (two cocktails shy of whiskey dick), obtaining Chris Theoharis’ business card to pass off as my own in preparation to expeditiously extract myself from the postcoital neediness that so often accompanies sex with ditzy donnas, and an utter lack of any other viable alternatives. Plus good ole’ Chris could claim another notch on his belt…truly a win-win if there ever was one.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 3:16PM
@121, you must have got jizzed on in your eyes by an animal b/c you are blind as fuck.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 3:19PM
@126, long but well-played.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 3:21PM
@121, call me.
jessica butt
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 3:22PM
@126... soooo ftw.. very nice.. clap clap..
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 3:28PM
82 that was funy, fat bitches do make my toes curl
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 3:30PM
http://www.antennamag.com/online/2009/07/jennifer-of-hq-pr/
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 3:32PM
I knew an oil company CEO who hat a thing for plump girls. He had one working for him as an oil scheduler and the plump young lady would lie to her husband and say she was going out with a group of oil traders a lot after work when she was really bumping uglies with the company CEO at his nearby condo. One day the plump babe's husband, Toby, got drunk and confronted one of the oil traders at work about keeping the plump wife out at night all the time and the oil trader...fearing gun or knife play...ratted out the CEO. Dating married plump women can be dangerous. Maybe not as dangerous as driving a Chevy Corvair with Firestone 500 tires, but dangerous just the same.
~Frank Drebin
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 3:32PM
That chick in the middle looks like a man.
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Aug 05, 2009 3:35PM
actually, it looks the mgmt team for Scoreland
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 3:35PM
Didn't Willie Nelson write "Whiskey Dick"? ">..take my mind...." or something like that?
~Sir Allen
Crossbar Hotel
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 3:38PM
She has a nice smile
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 3:38PM
More like Fatties meet Finance!
From the looks of the picture and hearing of the spoofed finance list, it seems whomever showed up deserved each other.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 3:38PM
@136...it is late in the day and you are thinking of "Whiskey River"
Posted by NegativeConvexity , Aug 05, 2009 3:55PM
I envision one of those Fat Chick Disaster scenarios playing out with this group of slam pigs.
Looking for the ideal photo op, they all waddle down to the dock and step into a boat for the oceanscape pic. Boat starts to list ominously from side to side, then violently capsizes starboard.
All types of fat body parts, knankles, cankles, double chins, double guts, tricep flab.. flailing around in uncoordinated panic...
Camera shot pans out....
Typical DB member on the shore doing absolutely nothing to help desperate fat chicks, rolling around on the sand laughing until he shits himself.
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 4:22PM
After seeing these heffers, I'm glad I was rejected at the door
- Jefferies SVP
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 4:28PM
FMF = "Fat mother fkers"
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 4:42PM
You kids are awfully quick to rush to judgment. For all you know the plain one has the finest ass in the world, the whale there will blow you for 40 days and nights, fire crotch isn't named that for her hair or promiscuity, and the blonde has a nervous tick that randomly sets off her lockjaw.
Trust me, it's never very simple.
B. Clinton
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 5:44PM
@143 In my mind, I read that in a southern drawl and came away impressed. Nice!
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 6:16PM
how does one become a "principal" of user generated content?
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 6:16PM
how does one become a "principal" of user generated content?
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 9:24PM
shamoo?
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 9:24PM
shamoo?
Posted by guest , Aug 05, 2009 11:00PM
Who let teal over the bridge? What happened to weight limits?
Posted by Anal_yst , Aug 06, 2009 12:21AM
This is magical, my god I might have to show up to this fucking inevitable shit show.
Sounds like its gonna be one helluva pregame though, although that could easily result in a shattered pelvis the next morning, uh...
Posted by guest , Aug 06, 2009 11:50AM
you guys are being assholes to a bunch of women who proably did not want that picture enclosed in an email from that jackass who is abrudly proud and protective of the dumbest event ever concocted in the bowels of hell. you're all better than this, come on where's the real wit.
Posted by guest , Aug 11, 2009 6:06PM
@151
at your mom's house.