Picture 14.pngSupposedly Money Never Sleeps had a crew up at RBS last night doing “prep work” (as in walking through the space, not setting stuff up) for a few scenes that may be filmed on the bank’s trading floor of the new building on Washington Boulevard. Not sure if this is a cash thing (the Queen’s bitches could use somea that!) or if closeted Shia-lover Fred Goodwin struck a deal before peacing that no one could figure out how to get out of. For those of you incensed over not even being approached about using your facilities for the flick,* take heart! There may be an open casting call for extras at some point next month. Get an acting coach now, as the competition will be fierce, and riding in on a Zamboni with a Pope-mobile-esque enclosure.
*The Swiss love themselves some LaBeouf like the Germans love David Hasselhoff, so this is really rubbing it in their faces, with UBS just across the way.
Update: Sadly for the RBS’ers there will be no Shia up in Stamford. Sorry to get your hopes up, please direct complaints to the tipster who fucked up by telling us RBS when RBC was intended. Acronyms are hard.

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Comments (66)

  1. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 10:04 AM

    I’d happily inject ‘the Beouf’ with fluids to be in this movie.
    - ping

  2. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 10:06 AM

    i am sick of looking at that pic can you please use another one? gr8thx!

  3. Posted by ping me | August 27, 2009 at 10:10 AM

    see you at hula hanks, boy

  4. Posted by Seaman Bodine II | August 27, 2009 at 10:14 AM

    jeez – i remember them working on that f’ing building in 2007, blasting constantly
    does greenwich cap even have employees now?

  5. Posted by rbsgc | August 27, 2009 at 10:16 AM

    @ 4 yes, and you can blow us

  6. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 10:16 AM

    @4, no not many.
    The RBS jackhammer awaits Shia. The queen likes to inflict pain.
    – The Cats Ass

  7. Posted by Anal_yst | August 27, 2009 at 10:16 AM

    wtf is that “picture” some ipsum lorem sh*t or what?

  8. Posted by you know who this is | August 27, 2009 at 10:17 AM

    is that cocksucking piece of shit oliver stone too good for AQR?

  9. Posted by Hula Hank | August 27, 2009 at 10:18 AM

    Please, RBS now = Royal bank of StamVegas.

  10. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 10:18 AM

    What would Cliff Assness do?

  11. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 10:19 AM

    i saw them filming commodities at trader joe’s

  12. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 10:19 AM

    My eyes, my eyes!! Enough of that picture Looks like he’s auditioning for some Mel Gibson movie set in the Amazon.

  13. Posted by Anal_yst | August 27, 2009 at 10:22 AM

    There we go, that’s the good sh*t Im talkin about

  14. Posted by Beamers waitress | August 27, 2009 at 10:22 AM

    fag

  15. Posted by Becky Boot Fan | August 27, 2009 at 10:23 AM

    …looks like a mf’ing jungle cat…ready to pounce. meeerrawwwrrrr.

  16. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 10:24 AM

    @2 +1
    Someone please remind me again why this steaming pile of homosexual douche is famous?

  17. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 10:24 AM

    It was going to be one or the other Bess, with CT giving all the film tax breaks these days…thats why we have Jerry, Maury and Steve Wilkos all filming here now…and they likely bus most of the studio audience in from PoCho

  18. Posted by Auugh! My Eyes! | August 27, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    Less Banana Hammock, more Druries, please.
    Thank you.

  19. Posted by Auugh! My Eyes! | August 27, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    Less Banana Hammock, more Druries, please.
    Thank you.

  20. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    Srsly. Enough with the picture. Replace with Megan Fox pic. The one where she’s sucking the ice cube.

  21. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    Might as well use that trading flr in Stamford for something…they sure aren’t trading on it now.

  22. Posted by Ask Mr. Science Guy | August 27, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    @16 – technical question – can one really have a “pile of douche”?

  23. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 10:30 AM

    Gimme some adat!
    -CG

  24. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 10:32 AM

    @21, good question, the answer is possibly, but I believe what he should have used was, steaming pile of douche bags. Or my personal favorite, the business end of a douche aparatus.

  25. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 10:35 AM

    @21/AMSG picture at the top of this page. Seeing is believing.

  26. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 10:43 AM

    Such grace, such power. Like Michelangelo’s David imbued with the spirit of Odin.

  27. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 10:46 AM

    Ok that’s it for me, I’m not gonna spend another day lookin’ at this guys sack everytime I read DB when I should be working.

  28. Posted by Bess Levin | August 27, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    @26 oh really? cause I think that’s exactly what you’re going to do.

  29. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    The BarcLehs trading floor is quite regal. Especially with the essence of Phil’s moobs lingering on the floor.

  30. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 10:55 AM

    @Bess/27
    not @26 here, but while you are correct, you must realize, that with great power, comes great responsibility.

  31. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 10:55 AM

    Shia LaBeouf is the Corey Feldman of our day.

  32. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 10:55 AM

    @26
    My latent homosexual detector just exploded.

  33. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 10:58 AM

    @30 – “Sunglasses at night” is one of my favorite songs!

  34. Posted by Ninjafied Banker | August 27, 2009 at 11:02 AM

    This picture is the most pause-able post I have ever seen.
    Never post a pic like this again.

  35. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 11:15 AM

    @32, thats corey hart

  36. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    32=ex-PMB chick.

  37. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    @34 – No – I’m pretty sure you’re thinking of the guy who did “Crazy on You”
    –32

  38. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 11:35 AM

    @36, thats Heart – and they were chicks

  39. Posted by Ex-Stamford Resident | August 27, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    I used to live in Stamford, right as they were building that monstrosity at the market peak. It’s literally right next to the onramp for I-95. That way everyone they fired could leave the hell that is Stamford as quickly as possible for a better life anywhere else. Unless it was rush hour, in which case they are still in traffic.

  40. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 11:42 AM

    @37 – oh, they were the ones who pissed off republicans by Bush bashing, right?
    –32 & 34

  41. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 11:46 AM

    i bet he stuffs.

  42. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    UBS sucks.

  43. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 12:04 PM

    He looks so regal in that pic

  44. Posted by EvilBuzzard | August 27, 2009 at 12:23 PM

    He needs to stop posing as “The Great Jumping Frog of Calaveras County.”

  45. Posted by EvilBuzzard | August 27, 2009 at 12:38 PM

    Well, at least in that picture no one will ever ask “Where’s LaBeouf?”

  46. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 12:52 PM

    these updates are beyond painful!
    Oliver Stone must be stopped.

  47. Posted by Irony detector | August 27, 2009 at 12:56 PM

    @32, @36 – your wit is wasted here today, it seems. Sad, really.

  48. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 1:10 PM

    Rumor is that an employee at RBS drove her car off the second floor parking garage by accident and landed in a tree. Any clarity on this anyone? Is this for real?

  49. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 1:13 PM

    @47 was that supposed to be funny?

  50. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 1:16 PM

    @48 No.

  51. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 1:28 PM

    Awful pic for Shia. Look’s like he’s got one peeking daylight….

  52. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 1:36 PM

    Irony Detector @ 46 -
    Thanks. I wondered how long s/he was going to let me go on.
    32, 36 & 39

  53. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 2:36 PM

    @47, Yes, that’s true. RBS only hires the best and brightest. All of those turns in the parking garage are very confusing.
    – The Cats Ass

  54. Posted by Freddy G | August 27, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    Cat’s Ass– wait. seriously? that happened?

  55. Posted by ErinB | August 27, 2009 at 2:47 PM

    His hang is not as big and long as what this photo shows.
    I believe in the power of my 20/20 vision.

  56. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    Freddy G, Yes. It was a maroon BMW X3. Honestly the car wasn’t too messed up, at least from the pictures. The 6th floor would have made a very different story.
    – The Cats Ass

  57. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    @55 was the driver yesterdays ex-banker whore? and when did this happen?

  58. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    @56, Not sure on the slore, but it was Wed 8/19. Supposedly she was an employee just moving into the building from another site. Apparently brits drive as well as they bank.
    – The Cats Ass

  59. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 2:59 PM

    @57 would you hit it?

  60. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 3:03 PM

    @58, I haven’t seen it, just the car. If the guilt party would step up and identify themselves, a decision could be made. Did the Drury twins visit Stamford last week?
    – The Cats Ass

  61. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    @59 what did she do, flee the scene like a Kennedy?

  62. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    @60, Not sure. I only saw the pics and heard the rumors from an admin. Maybe another bitch of the Queen can step in with details?
    – The Cats Ass

  63. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 9:03 PM

    The model’s body that was used as a mounting platform for Mr. LaBoef’s head is not buffed, not buffed at all.
    Unlike TGFD, that model has rather inferior muscle definition. Mine is much better, much more defined, and much more pleasing to the eye.
    The Guy from Delaware

  64. Posted by guest | August 27, 2009 at 10:35 PM

    @62
    Please calm your homosexual tendencies.

  65. Posted by guest | August 28, 2009 at 3:21 AM

    Shia LaBeouf is such a hunk.
    - Mark Klien, M.D.

  66. Posted by guest | August 28, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    Guest@#63…
    My #62 was primarily for the ladies, and TGFD should have said so. After re-reading the post, I can now see why you commented as you did. My error.
    The Guy from Delaware

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