Steve and the wife have put their East Hampton pad on the market, asking $7.2 million for the place they bought in 1996 for $2.3 million. The couple is set to move into a new home being built in Water Mill, having decided they’ve had it with this dump, but perhaps one of you peasants might be interested? Your money will buy you 3,250 square feet, four bedrooms, three bathrooms, a pool house, and tennis court. You probably won’t be dining on $4 million/leg crabs but at least you’re not 5’6? Small victories?
Blackstone’s Schwarzman Lists Hamptons Home [WSJ via Cityfile]
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some of us would pay good money to be 5’6, thank you very much.
@1 burn
suck on my prestige, peasants
what does this have to do with my tits?
Oy!! Again with all the bathrooms…..
did i ever tell yous guys about the time i had crabs? had to douse myself with industrial strength pubicide.
-cg
three toilets? thanks but no thanks
the only thing you should be talking about today is giving me a pearl necklace, not this midget.
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Not enough marble columns
@9 no one reads anything about charlie gasparino not written by bess.
what kind of privacy does it provide? i don’t want any neighbors looking through the windows while i be titty fucking my girl.
-cg
no thanks but I will gladly take a piss in that pool.
-kravis
way overpriced….doesn’t sound worth even 3mm, but maybe it is closer to the ocean than one would judge from the listing.
too small didnt buy
DB alumni
@15 huh?
@13 beat you to the punch
@16, u must be a new reader, too long didnt read is a joke to the real dealbreaker readers, now sit down and shut up
shit for brains@17 i wasn’t talking about the tldr comment but the “DB alumni” part. who are you, ron blarney?
@18 no ron burgundy you fucking douche
@19 blow me
-lon varney
Pretty obvious all the traders with a scent of wit took today off.
The deep back-links are instructive. The genius is discernible, but the derangement is repressed/unemancipated.
@21 the word you’re looking for is “sense.” pretty obvious.
@23 I think 21 meant “scent of wiff.”
News flash – Private Equity dominated by short insecure Jews. Film at 11
these comments are god-awful. 15-20 please end it now
where is Little Steven’s woodworking shed? Where does he keep his tool belt?”
@23…no I meant “scent” as in smell or odor. Actually, I went to a proper college and don’t have your state school education so I shouldn’t really belittle you now, should I?
I hope Steve gets his asking price. He works hard and deserves to make a buck. Most of his investors are grateful for his thoughtful work and insight. He is one of the good guys who truly deserves his wealth.
–Dr. Mark Klein, M.D.
@28
I went to Strayer CJ, so suck my shit, pussy dick!
-D. Bomb
@29-That place wasn’t worth 7.2 two years ago, much less now.
Interesting, interesting. And in the meantime, Egan-Jones, the credit rating agency the SEC hastily approved in December 2007, is about to blow apart due to the SEC’s incompetence in approving E-J’s NRSRO application. Evidently, SEC insiders didn’t want to approve the application because the firm had sketchy accounting and a skeleton staff but Cox wanted to do what politicians always want to do — claim credit for fixing a problem they are actually intellectually incapable of grasping and moving on to the next thing they can fuck up. Every time I see that fraud Sean Egan on TV I just want to see him ass-fucked with a fiery railroad flare.