Nov 11, 2009, 10:34am
Nov 10, 2009, 8:45am
CNN is reporting that the Hillsborough County, Florida medical examiner has listed Cocaine as a contributing factor in the death of Billy Mays. Who knew?
The situation is fluid. (Embalming).
Autopsy: Cocaine a factor in Billy Mays' death [CNN]
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Posted by guest , Aug 07, 2009 8:36PM
Jesus God Almighty, you suck.
Posted by guest , Aug 07, 2009 8:44PM
Yep --- you have fun, but you have many many less years to do so.
Posted by guest , Aug 07, 2009 8:47PM
'Say LLello' Billy Mays
Posted by guest , Aug 07, 2009 8:54PM
"Someone decided to have sex in the vase."
"Oh no --- someone decided to eat spaghetti in the shower again."
Posted by guest , Aug 07, 2009 9:00PM
Man, I can't wait for Vince to kick the bucket. The world will truly be a better place.
What a fucking train wreck he is.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
Throw the Video Professor under a high speed train and I'll be one truly happy pixie.
Posted by guest , Aug 07, 2009 9:04PM
Oh, and who the fuck uses Twitter, FaceBook or MySuck? Why the hell should I care if they're are under a gigantic DDOS? What the hell is the world coming to?
Posted by guest , Aug 07, 2009 11:21PM
in other news, EB ranked 10 in The Top 19 Hottest Newscasters in America. Soo wish Amanda Drury could be included
http://www.asylum.com/2009/08/03/the-top-19-hottest-newscasters-in-america-2/
Posted by guest , Aug 07, 2009 11:50PM
@7
I'm going to learn Spanish. I'm surprised that Erin even made it to #10 with that competition. She's out of that league.
Posted by guest , Aug 08, 2009 12:19AM
Look, I know it's late and I appreciate the effort, bit seriously, no picture? Are you goddamn kidding me?
Posted by trojan , Aug 08, 2009 12:46AM
suck it, John Henry.
i hope nobody had the Over tonight.
Posted by guest , Aug 08, 2009 12:54AM
If I wake up in a cold sweat, stroking my bristle comb thinking of Billy Mays, does that make me gay?
-Conflicted in Connecticut
Posted by guest , Aug 08, 2009 7:40AM
@11 no
- Constipated in Connecticut
Posted by guest , Aug 08, 2009 10:36AM
Billy Mays Haiku
******************
Billy Mays was pitch man.
Dwight Gooden was pitch man too.
Cocaine makes world sad.
Posted by guest , Aug 08, 2009 12:44PM
@13 You're good at counting.
Posted by guest , Aug 08, 2009 12:52PM
14,
Er, make it Bill and he's okay.
- Not 13, just a man that overlooks standards and rules.
Posted by guest , Aug 08, 2009 1:12PM
you don't need to call billy mays the oxyclean guy, we know who he is
Posted by guest , Aug 08, 2009 1:27PM
It was Billy Mays. In the helicopter. With the wrench.
Posted by guest , Aug 08, 2009 1:55PM
Why isn't EP live blogging today's Hudson crash?
Posted by guest , Aug 08, 2009 2:21PM
BEACH!
Bitches!!
Posted by guest , Aug 08, 2009 4:15PM
Great post EP
- Bored Guy Reading While Taking Dump in Amagansett
Posted by guest , Aug 08, 2009 5:30PM
@13 was using "metric" Haiku. Or he was a Constellation risk manager.
Here is some West Texas haiku-type poetry on "Bill" Mayes.
Snort shit
and you could
die in your fucking sleep
Posted by guest , Aug 08, 2009 11:43PM
Ah Gretchen, you muckracker, I think I love you! This should be fodder for more Goldman-bashing this week:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/09/business/09paulson.html?em
Posted by guest , Aug 09, 2009 12:34AM
@ 7
they all got it wrong. No. 10 being the highest.
So that makes Erin the sexiest.
Posted by guest , Aug 09, 2009 12:35AM
Billy Mays the "Oxy-Cocaine" guy!
Posted by guest , Aug 09, 2009 10:16AM
You really are loathsome, EP.
Posted by guest , Aug 09, 2009 4:05PM
Billy Mays here for the "great white highway"...
Posted by guest , Aug 09, 2009 4:06PM
Billy Mays here for the "great white highway"...
Posted by guest , Aug 09, 2009 4:07PM
"m-u-c-k-r-a-k-e-r"
Posted by guest , Aug 09, 2009 8:17PM
Weekend update, since Greg must still be circling LGA in his fully loaded KiaSport wagon looking for Bess (hint: Miss Thang is at Teterboro) but must have forgotten to have Mom reload minutes into his PayGo phone:
*Italy is now short 5 snappy albeit waterlogged dressers. Also kayakers, remember to pull AND look up while rowing southbound.
*Riots at Chino State Prison for the Mens -- Luther ain't eatin' no more Sunday Mystery Meat. Gus Madoff (no relation to Bernard) has decided to pledge Aryan Nation although he also feels he'd be a good fit for Texas Mafia, particularly after this weekend. Will keep ya posted on that, seeing as I have kin there, too.
*John Hughes is still dead.
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 12:33AM
How about them Yanks, eh?
Posted by Finnegan , Aug 10, 2009 1:31AM
Hey it's EP. What's she doing here.
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 7:45AM
I love these retards who put together the hot newscaster lists. Are they gay? Every single guy on Wall Street I know is smacking it to Liz Claman and Sandra Smith. Some of us even leave the trading floor for a 'bathroom break' after watching Liz on Fox.
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 7:48AM
@32 I'm with ya, bro. The hags on CNBC look m\ean and angry. Liz and company are my dream. That red-head is the hottest chick on the planet. Yep, that's my dream. That and a 2/20 payout during a kick-ass bull market.
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 7:52AM
@33 I saw Liz Claman at Nobu last week. They should have HER on the menu.
Posted by guest , Aug 10, 2009 9:00AM
I really enjoyed this story
- Journalism Dude