Sort of, though it could be a trap. Let’s back the Zamboni up for a sec. If you asked us yesterday whether or not we thought enough time had passed that Papa Bear would be cool with you bringing up the whole on-site sex change operation that went down at SAC a couple years back, we would’ve said say, well, that depends on whether or not you’re cool with having your junk placed in a deep fryer. If yes, proceed. Charlie Gasparino is apparently more than okay with the idea of having a crispy drumstick, which would explain his eagerness to broach the subject last night (in addition to the booze, obviously).
We’re told by the Campagnola’s moles we’re now friends with after introductions by the local yokel were made that Chaz was dining and doing deals at the restaurant last night, like he does, as was Big Poppa, with, among others, Bo Dietl (for reasons unknown but possibly to see if he could get an in with Stephen Baldwin, who played BD in One Tough Cop: The Bo Dietl Story). Gaspo being “friends” with Dietl, went over to say hello. He wasn’t planning on interrupting Stevie, who was feasting on a piece of veal, but Bo nudged the Big Guy and asked “Hey Steve, you know Charlie, right?” As you’re aware, Chazza is not generally starstruck, he being a big ball of gas himself, but in that moment, he could barely speak. Sensing that this would be his one chance to tell the BG something he’d been dying to get off his chest, CG pulled it together and said, “I gotta tell ya, the best scoop I ever had was that story about your traders feeding each other da hormone pills.”
Did the Grand High Pooh-bah finish chewing the piece of baby calf in his mouth, then motion for his body guard, who carries a gun with him, to take CG out, or to at least castrate him then and there, in an unintentional homage to Andrew Tong? Unfortunately, no. Instead he started “laughing and shaking his head” and told Chaz, “I’m in Stamford, I don’t know what these guys in New York are doing,” which may or may not have been an unspoken greenlight for anyone working out of the Madison Avenue office to go hog wild. Then Bo apparently added, several times, “Charlie, you better watch out for Stevie, he’s half Italian,” which we’re pretty true is categorically false but regardless, was clearly a hint that CG will be making his final appearance on CNBC tonight before placed in a tank of formaldehyde on the trading floor as a warning to any employees “looking to get cute.”
that picture’s going to haunt my dreams.
Handling Stevie isn’t that tough: when he opens his mouth and raises his arm to punch, jab him in the face making his shorts fall down revealing the weak spot on his stomach. When his shorts fall you can punch his belly until he pulls his shorts back up. Repeat until he gets knocked down – you only need to knock him down once!
Bald Bull on the other hand…
@2 stevie wouldn’t be the one throwing the punches. as stated, he has a trained killer by his side at all times.
That pic is obviously faked. I was wearing my sleeveless sweatshirt, Zubas and embroidered bandana skull cap when I met SC last night.
–CG
his bodyguard is Soda Popinski
that pic = my new background
the guinea sleeps with the fishes.
-sc
One more reason to be ashamed of living in NY.
Steve, take me back with you to Fairfield.
-Sammy Sigma CP
@3 hence the bald bull reference
“Chazza is not generally starstruck, he being a big ball of gas himself”
Hilarious!
when did sc start waxing his chest? not complaining, just wondering.
@5 – I will drop him if he gets in my face
- Glass Joe
so did they fuck?
this post = pure gold
@14 true
Just some context:
http://www.cnbc.com/id/21342637/
http://www.cnbc.com/id/21224443/
@16 seriously? no one needs to given “context” for what the sex change story is, and if they do they shouldn’t be reading this site.
and no one thought to invite me?! pigs.
-ping
Is there gas in the zamboni?
Yes, there’s gas in the zamboni.
Stevie Charlemagne, Queen of the Franks
best picture ever. Bess, you’re back with a bang!
@ 17 = fag
@16: Thanks, now the story makes a little more sense. But what’s SAC Capital?
–GM
Bess-
Took a while for a Gaspo post, considering he’s all you thought about while on vacation.
@21/16 why, because i had the audacity to point out that linking to a story about the hormone case “for a little context” is like thinking that linking to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldman_Sachs will shed some light on gs posts? fuck off and just accept that 16′s contribution was the stuff of tards.
is that chazza jumper for real or did you ingeniuosly photo-shop in all the white stripes? and what the h%ll? there are ties lying on the table. does that seriously suggest they went round the neck with that ensemble?
That pic might be faked. Only French dockworkers wear those striped jerseys.
Don’t ask how I know.
What Bess didn’t tell you guys/gals is that before the above pic was taken, Stevie & Chucky took turns inserting those candles into the wine bottles with their mouths.
Don’t make me tell you what they did before that though…
@23 next time be funny
@25 yes
@25 the ties are for gagging, not wearing. come on.
@24, assuming that everyone is aware of the SAC hormone case means that you are a self-centered little prick. Au revoir cocksucker
Don’t worry Chaz it only seems kinky the first time.
@Anal: I’m going to guess it involves that tie, that highly shook-up bottle of champagne, and a boatload of female hormone pills.
ho, ho, ho, etienne, zew like mon livre about ze markets et ze jacques cayne?
mais oui, charles, vous ete merveilleux, mon ami. je vous adore.
@31 no, seriously, are you joking? who the fuck doesn’t know about the sac hormone case?
2 corrections: 1) Steve is indeed 1/4th Italian; 2) NY office is on Madison, not Park
– an alum who knows….
returns that bad at sac they can’t afford electricity?
@31: On this site, yes, I would say 100% knowledge of the hormone case is pretty much assured.
@36 it’s 375 park
alum@36 where you at now?
-fellow trannie lookin to reconnect
correction– charlie did not wear a tie. his black neckerchief and beret lay out of focus on the right.
@31 – new here I see. please, this isn’t the yahoo finance board. you need to come correct or take your chances swimming amongst the sharks with chum tied to your ankle…
tiger is back, b1tches!
@perkins, I was thinking something more along the lines of the opening scenes in bruno.
Ah, Chaz and Stevie…. just a couple of gay icons.
bess are you going to frame that pic and put it on your bedside table?
stevie head gotta be photoshopped. he seems like the type who’d have more chest hair popping out of the v-neck than that.
@45 i recently started waxing. all over.
-sc
why does chazza have female hands.
@ 46 you too? My happy trail was starting to look like the Amazon so Lloyd paid for a Brazilian.
-M. Whitney
What the fuck is the matter with you @31??? I’m disgusted with you. The last time you used a french phrase and the word “cocksucker” weren’t you were applying for a job as Kerviel’s trading assistant?
@47 do you really need to ask?
@44: I have it from a well-placed source with direct knowledge of the matter, as CG would put it, that Bess has had that photo up on her computer screen for over half an hour now. (really)
@45: thanks oh so very much, all the rest of us truly thought that was genuine. grateful to you for enlightening.
and cluzo you’re absolutely right, of course.
DID HE DIE?
What a bunch of freaks at that bucket shop.
-Cliff
@ 42, you’re pathetic
@54 you’re 16, which is worse
I’ve got to hand it to the guy: extremely warm, friendly; a real charmer. He had soft hands, and purred like a motor boat at dusk. We listened to Celine Dion, slowly chewing veal and rapini. When he whispered “scotch tape” in my ear and growled, I was his.
-Charles Gasparino
31 just got owned…by 49!
@57- you’re 49. Assclown.
“Nice to meet you, Stevie. I’m a big art collector, too: I got Gold’s Gym tank tops from 37 different cities.”
23 has got to be Chuckles
@54 – what, did your mommy pick you up from kindercare early today? shouldn’t you be watching dora the explorer and not playing with daddy’s computer? turn off the machine before you get into troubs. k thx bye!
Greg M: I think I can sum up the new strategy for DB for you with one word: NOTHING.
Bess: Nothing?
GM: (Smiling) Nothing.
BL: (Unimpressed) What does that mean?
GM: The Blog is about nothing.
EP: (To Greg) Well, it’s not about nothing.
GM: (To EP) No, it’s about nothing.
EP: Well, maybe in philosophy. But, even nothing is something.
(Greg and EP glare at each other.)
BL :What’s the premise?
EP: ..Well, as I was saying, I would write about Finance, and myself, and, living in New York, I have a friend, a neighbor, and an ex-girlfriend, which is all true.
Greg M: Yeah, but nothing happens on the show. You see, it’s just like life. You know, you eat, you go shopping, you read.. You eat, you read, You go shopping.
Bess: You read? You read on the Blog?
EP: Well, I don’t know about the reading.. We didn’t discuss the reading.
Bess: All right, tell me, tell me about the posts. What kind of stories an posts?
GM: Oh, no. No stories.
Bess: No stories? So, what is it?
GM: (Showing an example) What’d you do today?
Bess: I got up and came to work.
GM: There’s a post. That’s a post.
Bess: (Confused) How is that a post?
EP: Well, uh, maybe something happens on the way to work.
GM: No, no, no. Nothing happens.
EP: Well, something happens.
Bess: Well, why am I reading it?
GM: Because it’s on the Internet.
Bess: (Threatening) Not yet.
@62 really fucking stupid
@39 — 540 Madison is their main NY Office
Stupid? or Genius???
@62 & @65
Get jobs, losers.
Hey Guys….S E X with cucumbers is fun!!!!!!!
Ben “d me over” Bernanke
Summertime – and the life is easy
summertime – and the news are thin
@62 I’ve seen worse, so a credible effort.
@68 going read the wsj if you dont think that is newsworthy, or better yet, kill yourself.
In the shadow of the moon, TARPapin Station.
And I know we’ll get there soon, TARPapin Station.
I can’t figure out, TARPapin, if it’s the end or beginning, TARPapin,
But the train’s put it’s brakes on, TARPapin,
And the whistle is screaming, TARPapin.
Dammit, Cayne! Shut up, and pass the joint already!
- R S Fuld Jr.
Look what this recession has brought!
Who ever was having a b-day, can no longer afford to buy cake with b-day candles.
Y’all aint from around here are you?
@73 a bit slow, are we?
I understand that there’s a perceived imperative to introduce students to the heritage on the written English language, but high school exposure likely produces more haters than lovers of works from earlier generations. Novels, plays, and poems were written, in addition to providing revenue to their authors, to give pleasure, entertainment and with luck some assumed provocation and vicarious emotional encounters. It seems perverse to force them on readers who will experience only exasperation
.
I have often liked reading fiction and have no objection to decoding the obscure and oblique, but even We have un-fond memories of books that were forced on me in high school. It helps make me a little sad to think how authors would react if reanimated and advised that their function was foisted on hostile teenagers many generations later.