T. Boone Pickens is a guy who usually gets what he wants one way or another. So the Iraqis should take note that the most recent part of TBP’s plan to get the country off foreign oil calls for demands them to provide the US with access to their stash of black gold.
“We should not leave Iraq without a call on the Iraqi oil…. I don’t see how the Iraqis could turn us down, I just don’t.”
And if they do turn us down….TBP has a plan for that as well.
Enough of this nonsense, please post the Atticus letter.
Goodbye Dealbreaker…..
Hello Clusterstock.com…
Thank you Greg, for making the decision an easy one.
Greggums,
While cleaning your room today, I found quite a few used tissues under your bed. Do you have a runny nose? Also, it appears you’ve run out of moisturerizer again. I know how worried you get about dry skin. I’ll pick you up some more.
Love,
Mommy
I agree with Pickens
This is not news, Atticus shutting their doors is news. Get on it. WSJ beat you to it…
And his plan for if not is what? Steal their sidewalks?
“After 15 years of being singularly focused on building and managing Atticus, I believe it is time to reassess my future,” Mr. Barakett said in his letter.
Cut your vacation short Bess!
@3 – IMPOSTOR!
Picture of burglar.
With candlestick.
Summer camp.
Atticus Smatticus — T Boone commenting on oil is REAL news!!
- Greg
@11 it should read “Atticus Schmatticus”. get it right or don’t use those silly word plays.
@9 – agreed. greg’s mom would have told him to pick something up, not to mention, there is no medical reference. @3, try again (or maybe not).
Some lucky strip clubs are about to be infused with some new talent…. looks like FBN is in the early stages of throwing in the towel
what the fuk is this garbage. please kill yourself.
Sandy Cleave Hotel
69 Rummenoke Rd
Blister Island, BWI
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Guest: Levin, B
Room: “Crab”
Rate: $210.00 USD plus app tax
Pay’mt: Barnes and Noble Gift Card Ending in “09″
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Charges to Room
Lower Back Tattoo (Entwined Whips)…….$ 300.00
Video: “Sensual Dancing” by Billy Mays”… 15.00
Book: “Hunter Thompson’s Polite Style”.. 35.00
Movie: “Ghost”………………………………… 9.00
Rental: Clay Throwing Spinning Wheel…. 45.00
Rental: Rocket Propelled Grenade launcher.. 99.00
Therapeutic “Back Massager” (battery oper’d) 25.00
One Gross of D-Cell batteries………………….. 128.00
“Sling-cross” bikini (Dayglo red)……………… 26.00
Lower abdomen tattoo: (Citi bank Logo)…… 199.00
One case “Hangover Cure” tablets…………… 55.00
Meatball Sandwich……………………………….. 9.50
AXE Body Spray Dispenser for “Guest”……… 23.00
Navel Piercing: (Chicken’s foot)………………… 55.00
Toe Waxing………………………………………… 62.00
Abdomen Tattoo (“Shake Shack!!”)………….. 175.00
Rental : Flame Thrower………………………… 200.00
Repair and Replace “Epilady” Device………. 75.00
Emo Hairstyling…………………………………. 185.00
Flesh Colored Snorkel…………………………… 18.00
Industrial Whipped Cream Dispenser………. 150.00
“Twister” Game…………………………………. 16.00
40 Gal Kayro Syrup…………………………….. 240.00
Install: 15 “Peepholes” in room……………. 225.00
Sheet Music..”Soulja Boy”………………………. 12.00
Wisconsin “Cheesehead” hat…………………… 17.00
Goldman Sachs Logo-ed Nipple Clamps…… 500.00
Return Flower Bouquet to: “V. Pandit”………. 35.00
Return Flower Bouquet to: “L. Blankfein”….. 35.00
Special Order Bathrobe w/Initials “CG”……. 185.00
7 Handcuffs………………………………………. 42.00
Book: Using Underwater “Safe Words”…… 22.00
Tattoo: Left Shoulder Blade Image “Macke” 185.00
Triple Decker Meat Ball Sandwich………… 18.00
Tattoo: “D-Rat” left pectoral……………… 195.00
Special Order Bathrobe (initialled “KL”)…. 125.00
Custom Made (Velco Crotch) Wetsuit……. 345.00
2 Cases “Boones Farm” wine………………… 18.00
1 Night Reserved Room for Guest “CG”….. 210.00
1 Night Reserved Room for Guest “KL”…… 210.00
Video: Nude Motor Scootering in the BWI… 8.00
Laser Tattoo Removals………………………. 1,000.00
Chippendale Dancers In Room Show….. 500.00
1,000 “One Dollar Bills”…………………….. 1,000.00
Install Circus Mirror on Ceiling over Bed.. 400.00
Damage: Ceiling Whip Cream Removal…. 275.00
Damage : Free thong from ceiling fan…… 185.00
Damage: Aerate room- rid scent AXE… 55.00
Blower fan rental……………………………….. 28.00
Pogo Stick……………………………………….. 32.00
Jogging Bra…………………………………….. 28.00
Battery Powered Megaphone…………….. 110.00
Houka……………………………………………. 22.00
BWI legal representation insurance…….. 350.00
We bomb your country, destroy your countryside, relocate numerous families, and cause dissent for decades to come.
Where the fuck is our thanks, Iraq?
@17 = Al Franken
18,
Actually, right-leaning libertarian, you fucking dolt. And yes: I can’t fucking stand Obama.
Fuck off.
-17
@17
Anger Issues?
why don’t you girls take it outside.
20,
Not having the greatest of days. Thanks for caring.
-17
why don’t you girls take it outside.
I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS.
@16 – Fucking hilarious. I hope nobody important heard me laughing.
17′s the only one talking common sense.
more useful news in comments than actual posts.
@16
Sounds like there was alot more than 2 cases of Boone’s consumed
Hey guys.
@19 Is that you “W”?
I miss your soft mouth….
Dick C.
“What will it take to get our troops out of Iraq? The roughly 70 percent of Americans who are firmly against the war often ask this question. Those in power are reluctant to give conditions, but when they do and those conditions are met, the goal post is quietly moved.”
– Ron Paul
@22
It’s a given your having a bad day if you are posting on DB in Mid August.
@16 Had me in stitches. Thanks for that. Levin must have enjoyed that.
@31 You leftist pinko!
@16
To bad there’s only about 8 people who will read that bit of genius.
Why was the CG bathrobe more expensive than the KL?
@35
Is that an intentional misspelling?