Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 10:09AM

Did Timmy snap his fingers to make his point?

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 10:10AM

I heard he was threatening to hold his breath until he got what he wanted. TG is without a doubt one of the best pouters we have in this administration. I hope he goes to the crying in public card soon.

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 10:14AM

I heard he called sheBair and Schapiro a couple of "filthy whore cunts". Anyone confirm?

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 10:15AM

@5 confirmed

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 10:21AM

Guess the Treasury should've hired that cartoonist after all...

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 10:26AM

@7 Actually he did both.....

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 10:26AM

@7 He never called SheBair a whore, check your sources. He told her to go back to whore island.

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 10:34AM

I think the expression is: Ready-Fire-Aim... a play on the more prudent course of: Ready-Aim-Fire. Shoot-Fire-Aim is a little redundant, no? Wouldn't have bothered if this weren't the second time I'd seen this...

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 10:37AM

@11 You actually read his posts? I just skip straight to comments and then I'm done.

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 10:44AM

This news is so old already that Greg could have thought of something to make this "incident" sound more funny than it actually was. Fail again!

(Learn from Bess. Inserting your own political bias doesn't make it funny.)

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 10:47AM

Why was Becky Quick's lazy brown eye in the Capital today?

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 11:19AM

@10,

He actually called her a Harry Henderson. Check it.

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 11:24AM

I used to play little league baseball with this crybaby back when we were kids. Back then there was none of this everyone gets a turn at bat communist shit. If you sucked, you sat the pine with the rest of the fuck-ups and you were glad the coach even let your sorry ass dress for the game. Needless to say TG was those guys on the team who never needed to launder his uni because we never and I mean NEVER let this pussy play - he was god awful. You know the type, they look like they're always throwin' with the wrong fucking hand. Even though his daddy was one of the team sponsors - that didn't mean shit - this was the 70's and back then you played ball to win, and a kids hurt feelings about a lack of playing time didn't even register on the radar screen. I mean Christ, we were like 11 or 12 years old and we were chewing tobacco for fucks sake. Who had time to give a fuck about some kid who should have joined the Cub Scouts. Anyway our last season together the team was undefeated - I mean we drilled the shit out of everyone we played, and despite the assbeatings we gave TG NEVER got to play - he was that bad! We cruised through the playoffs, and are playing in the championship game. Before the game TG's daddy had one request, and that was that if the game was out of reach for the opposing team - could we please let Timmy have a turn at bat. Sensing that this was a bad idea, without hesitation I chime in with "No fucking way!" My coach however, having temporarily lost his mind along with his killer instincts says sure. To make matters worse TG will bat in my spot should it come to that. Well as the game begins we begin to deliver our typical beating - 4 homeruns in our first four at bats, and by the 6th inning we're ahead 21-0. Back then there was no faggoty ten run rule. You took an assbeating till the bitter end, and afterwards you'd better not fuckin' cry about it either. Well as I begin to leave the dugout Coach says "sit down" and calls for TG, who BTW totally oblivious to the fact that a baseball game is being played. See, back then the kids that didn't play usually entertained themselves by tossing their gloves around, or drinking all the water or whatever - they really didn't give a shit about the game. Anyway TG is finally going to bat, and he has no fuckin' clue - I mean he left the dugout without even getting a bat. Mind you were ahead by 21 runs, and the other team is all but ready to cry when TG gets to bat. The pitcher winds up, and before he even lets go of the ball Numbnuts swings. Stike one. In the dugout we're laughing so hard I nearly piss myself. Whoosh!, Strike two! I mean he was so bad I was begining to feel a little sorry for the pussy. One more strike and we can go to the bottom of the inning and win the championship. The wind up comes, then the throw and... Damned if the little fucker catch hold of this meatball and JACKS it out of the park. The fucking dugout erupts! and TG is standing there like Reggie Fucking Jackson admiring his HR. He doesn't even move till this thing is over the fence - and then what does this idiot do? He runs straight for third fucking base! He circles the bags in the wrong goddamned direction, while he's doing this the other team begins to protest - they think we're rubbing it in! Before Dipshit crosses home plate the booing in the stands has reached a cresscendo, and the Ump calls him out, and disqualifies the run, the game, the championship, the whole fucking season. Down the drain! And Timmy? he comes skipping into the dugout shouting "I hit a touchdown, I hit a touchdown!".

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 11:42AM

@17
You played little league baseball in Bangkok?

"He spent most of his childhood living outside the United States, including present-day Zimbabwe, Zambia, India, and Thailand where he completed high school at International School Bangkok in Bangkok, Thailand."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Geithner#Early_life_and_education

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 11:51AM

18 "He attended Camp Becket-in-the-Berkshires-for-boys, a summer camp located in western Massachusetts."

But don't be a Killjoy, if you believe 17 he's probably got some cheap swampland to sell you too.

17 FTW!

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 12:16PM

17 is Erik Estrada

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 12:29PM

Hey listen, I will be over at Clusterstock for the next 2 weeks if anyone needs me,,

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 12:43PM

Time to photoshop Tiny Timmay's head on the former car czar's in the famous, Last Supper/Larry Summer's sockless, polo-shirted conference call photo op.

Maybe you should take your house off the market, Timmay. Why would they leak this info unless they were setting you up to move out to pasture?

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 12:48PM

17 Ahh, those were the days.

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 12:49PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Timothy_Geithner_signature.svg

TG's "signature" is actually his rendition of the upward view he enjoys whilst on his knees pleasuring Mad Max. Yummy!

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 1:22PM

We need audio. Christian Bale style.

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 2:06PM

@29- a lemon tree.

Here's his ballad, as sung to the Queen She-Ba:

When I was just a lad of ten, my father said to me,
"Come here and take a lesson from the lovely lemon tree."
"Don't put your faith in love, my boy," my father said to me,
"I fear you'll find that love is like the lovely lemon tree."

Chorus:
Lemon tree, very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet,
But the fruit of the lemon is impossible to eat.
Lemon tree, very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet,
But the fruit of the lemon is impossible to eat.

One day beneath the lemon tree, my love and I did lie,
A girl so sweet that when she smiled, the stars rose in the sky.
We passed that summer lost in love, beneath the lemon tree,
The music of her laughter hid my father's words from me.

Chorus

One day she left without a word, she took away the sun.
And in the dark she left behind, I knew what she had done.
She left me for another, it's a common tale but true,
A sadder man, but wiser now, I sing these words to you.

Chorus

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 2:21PM

"Apparently at this critical moment what is really needed is unwarranted blind faith in the administration."

Health Care Reform
Automakers Bailout
Cash for Clunkers
Cap and Trade

And on and on and on

OK. I'm done.

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 3:16PM

this would make for a perfect YouTube moment ... was it captured?

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 3:36PM

@17 is Lenny Dykstra.

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 6:30PM

Some guy who used to write for The Atlantic Food Channel is quoting this post by Greg Michaels. More at 11.

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 11:35PM

Memo to TG:

Quit crying and pay your fucking taxes you assmuncher.

KL

Posted by guest , Aug 04, 2009 11:35PM

Memo to TG:

Quit crying and pay your fucking taxes you assmuncher.

KL