Mail-call:
I hear there is a SWAT team outside of the Barclays building 745 7th avenue. Unrelated but I also heard Phil Mickelson is in the building.
Update: A source confirms that while there was indeed a SWAT team outside the building, they were not called to the scene to deal with Dick Fuld in a ski mask. Apparently the NYPD periodically conducts a standard exercise called “Operation Hercules” (seriously) in order to “show potential terrorists that they are patrolling major areas throughout the city, and can get anywhere their services might be required on a moment’s notice.” Separately, Mickelson is indeed in the hizzous, “saying hi, shaking hands, workin’ hard for the money.”
it was me!!
-erin c
its the ghost of bella, and she’s pissed
I like the tag…but I can’t say anything more.
-df
hell yes!
Maybe he is thwarted by a quantitative puzzle and he got sick of diluting his shareholders, that I know. And he is shouting in his sleep, he needs a muzzle and all this misery pays no salary, so Dick Fuld will open up a restaurant in Santa Fe, oh sunny Santa Fe would be nice.
sept. 15– watch out. got some pretty big things planned. can’t say more. just watch.
-dick f
Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson are throwing down on the 3rd floor right now! Get that SWAT team in here NOW!!
lick my nuts!!
-ec
Phil Mickelson = NHB
Also, has anyone played Liberty National?
“Hey Sheryl, how do my dictate?”
the gorilla is cage fighting to get his job back. swat team was brought in in case he does anything funny.
We use words like “manboobs,” “BLANUS!” and “Jabroni Pony,”…you use ‘em as a punch line.
I’m climbing down from the roof, using my dick as a substitute for rope. It’s very Die Hard-esque, and you should expect me to knock on one of the west windows between 37 and 35. Just throw a chair through the window.
I’m in it to win it, my Brothers.
-Richard
Dick@13 you complete me.
@Naked And he’ll be singing one song,
he had the world at his feet,
glory, in the eyes of finance world, the finance world, he’ll find glory
beyond the cheap colored lights
@13: If your rope begins to unravel and you start to fall, we’ll be there to catch you. Be bold, Dick!
- Timmy
The SWAT team is there to help with the unforseen coked-up peruvian laser turkey incident on 35.
@ 10: You give good text.
Now it can be told. “Reed Richards” of the Fantastic 4 is really Dick Fuld.
What does this have to do with Amanda Drury?
Hey Nick, I mean Dick, you got nuthin’ to say to this lying commie stooge?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTSWOYEpCAQ
Are the Barclays quants asking Phil to autograph their balls?
Wouldn’t it be more effective to just randomly detain Arabs?
Maybe it was just a Torch Team — a few SUVs and guys with helmets/ar-15′s — they’re usually up at 53rd/Lex or Empire State Building
@22 – No, but I heard he was giving them tips on how to properly grip the shaft
were there strings attached to the swat members? and was wearing a fake osama beard?
Bess and Brothers,
If you’re unable to spot me, being off Broadway or in a peer office, note: http://www.brycezabel.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/07/diehard_l_2.jpg
Just substitute the hose with my dick, those blood-ridden feet with a pair of Tanino Crisci’s, and that Gasparino undershirt with a Grigioperla. You’re still only half way there.
Thanks for the support,
-Richard
@22 hilarious
@22 why do you say that like it’s a bad thing?
-barc anal who just had his balls signed
@25:
Any word on whether Dick licked the tip of the Bic to get the ink flowing freely before aforementioned testicle autographing?
-Pfluger
Romer, please stop smiling. It makes me want to stab you. Also, skip a meal.
erin callan as simon gruber
K. Lewis just announced his slate to create a more independent BAC board; proxy materials should be sent out shortly.
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/7821/boones.png
@9 – I’ve played liberty a few times. the pros will eat that course up if the wind doesn’t blow. btw, everytime I was there bob d was out on the driving range practicing like it was his damn job! if he doesn’t play well in the pro-am tomorrow he should be fired.
If my penis weren’t so small, I could rappel out of Butner.
Berns
@16 too soon.
Bess, you’ve been hanging around with Greg too long. Picking a totally douchy clipart for this post. Missed the easy layup:
http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/thetoydepartment/phil-mickelson.jpg
C’mon, get your head in the game.
@37 Fuck Hugh.
@38 BL
I may not know that much about random internet commenting, but I know that there’s definitely a prick involved. There is always just one tiny prick.
@37 actually, I look super gay in that picture, which is obviously what the editor was going for, so it works quite well.
@23 – SBII – it’s not as effective as you might think.
Bess – when / where?
@13/Dick, I completely forgot about –like, I must have mentally blocked– the whole throwing a chair out the window business. Thanks for reminding me. Good times.
pq9OCk This is one awesome blog post.Thanks Again. Much obliged.
Major thankies for the post.Much thanks again. Great.