We’re not exactly sure what is going on in the Natural Resources IB Group at the House of Dimon, but apparently they’re dropping like flies. DB is hearing that a second intern in the group was worked into a state requiring hospitalization last weekend after experiencing “exhaustion and a migraine headache”.
Update I: We are told the primary reason for the trip to the hospital wasn’t so much mere exhaustion but the inability of the intern to stop violently throwing up.
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Why are those MDs allowed to operate as long as they have if they are THAT god awful bad to their team?
I’m not sure what to say. But there should be a lot more interesting topics out there, like the Gasparino-Taibbi love fest.
great strategy to get an offer. playin the guilt card.
@3
These kids have a huge sense of entitlement, learned from their well-connected parents. Tough luck they have to work.
guaranteed its an asian chick
@5 How are they so smart?
The tone of these types of posts is all wrong. They should be derided as pikers, pussies, or pillow biters. Which one are you Greg?
I’m old Greg!
@4 Lenin would be proud.
Lenin here, @9, are you supervising Gen Y kids in Wall Street? How are they doing for you?
Flashy Thingy: Second Dealbreaker commenter down in two days since Bess Levin’s vacation. This one complaining of exhaustion and a migraine headache.
Good thing we’re in a recession… wonder how many would’ve actually died if they interned during the LBO boom
@3 – pretty sure they WON’T get offer – for not being able to “handle the banking lifestyle”
SUNALB
@12 – about the same number that actually did die during the ‘LBO boom’, idiot.
I don’t think MDs are treating the team bad, get serious. How much face time is an intern getting with an MD anyway. Blame the Associates and VPs, and its a right of passage. Plus, the purpose of an itern is to help Associates and VPs leave work early. Everyone knows that. Just double check their work in the morning!!
In other news, famed ex-HF mgr Ron Insana “sold everything.” Deal with that, bears.
@15 – go back to doing my work intern.
@9, because he died of a sudden, massive seizure?
@18, I never stopped doing your ‘work’ intern.
Were tighty-whiteys and a bull involved?
If not…yawn.
Keep moving, nothing to see here.
At Citi you just get a cold sore after about 72 hours…no big deal
What would Chris T do?
At Citi you get more than that. You just can’t spend what you get. At least, not for anything more than a Big Mac.
Go on, ask an MD what their net worth is today. They will put it in terms of gallons of regular unleaded or the #5 value meal at any fast food restaurant.
exhaustion and a headache?! you pussy!
WTF cares?
Hey guys.
Hey….blanus.
“inability of the intern to stop violently throwing up” – i hope this is not going on his/her final review
Was this the cause of a Jay Horine pitch? Better not complain in an upward survey b/c he’ll find out and have you fired (as he’s done before)
Horine is a cancer
@ 30 – a terminal cancer
dear Greg,
WHO FUCKING CARES
pussies….
How do you know these interns aren’t going out and getting plastered after work…it wouldn’t be the first time an intern drank too much and then got sick at work….just saying!
Back in my day….
Interns were expected to NEVER leave the office all summer. 2 monthes, 7 days a week, 26 hours a day. We had to hand type on old non electric type writers all copies of deal books and used abaci for calculations.
Excel. Pfft. Excel is for wussies, try discounting 25 years of cashflows on a floating rate bond, on an abacus, with no PVIF tables to boot. You kids are a bunch of Nancies, thats what you are.
When we were vomiting uncontrollably they just attached a feed bag to our mouth and told us to empty it out ourselves when it got full.
can’t believe horine’s name came up in comments. just how many people are former jpm nr here?
This Jay Horine?
http://tinyurl.com/2ga5bt
Or this Jay Horine?
http://www.nysocialdiary.com/i/partypictures/05_19_09/wines3.jpg
don’t forget this douche:
http://www.newyorksocialdiary.com/partypictures/2004/06_21_04/images/Moma/IMRConnor_060704.jpg
@ 36 – Everyone that posted a comment.
- J Horine
@ 36 – Everyone that posted a comment. You’re all fired btw.
- Jay and Ian
what a vag
@38 – wife looks hammered there. less of a wine tasting and more the beginning of a bender?
Yo, that isn’t the wife getting tipsy at the wine tasting; the wife got divorced off to greenwich a few years back. That broad is the girlfriend, which horine has been macking on since she was an analyst.
@ 37 and 38, yes those two are the beavis and buttheads of jpm nr. i can smell the douchebaggery emanating from those pictures
I once heard Jay Horine “joke” that the group should put shock collars on the analysts, so they get electrocuted if they leave their cube. That’s JPM NR for you…true story.