• 11 Aug 2009 at 10:14 AM

Unfounded Rumor Of The Morning: Citi Welcomes The New TARP Repayment Team

By Greg Michaels

DB is hearing that Vikula’s new associate class was treated to a night of revelry to celebrate their arrival at the parts of the bank that have not already been sold off. Among the reported festivities last night were cocktails at the office followed by some grub at Dylan Prime before the new TARPettes made stops at Frying Pan, Buddha Bar, and Brass Monkey.

Comments (14)

  1. 1
    Posted by Investorcluzo | August 11, 2009 at 10:20 AM

    ahhh, pre-gaming at the office. just like in the college days to save a little cash – looks like vik and the gang have learned something. this is so jv, brass monkey? really?
    and f1rst, b1tches!

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | August 11, 2009 at 10:27 AM

    Greg, I’m going to take a shit in your lunch today.
    -Jeff Macke

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | August 11, 2009 at 10:33 AM

    Brass Monkey?!? How fucking bush league can you get?

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | August 11, 2009 at 10:35 AM

    What?!?!

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | August 11, 2009 at 10:39 AM

    Hot, humid, muggy. Perfect conditions to rock my new line Zubaz cutoff shorts.
    CG

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | August 11, 2009 at 10:45 AM

    i ate freaking ramen last night and these guys ate at Dylan Prime???
    I want my tax dollars back from these jokers.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | August 11, 2009 at 10:46 AM

    /threadjack-
    Who was that blonde on cnbc just now? Sound was down. Please tell me it was a new hire.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | August 11, 2009 at 11:09 AM

    @7: Allyson Ames, owner of Wonderland Bakery in Newport Beach, CA. Would love to frost that cupcake.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | August 11, 2009 at 12:14 PM

    Its a disgrace that banks would rather bring in sandal wearing bags and ear-bud geeks instead of trying to find spots for the 15 and 20 yr guys with kids in college who put in 11 hours days until they were discarded like Greg’s mom. I hate the sandal wearing… so unprofessional. Just screams “FMF”

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | August 11, 2009 at 1:06 PM

    anyone only working 11 hours deserves to be shitcanned and then have a bunch of affordable housing built in their zip code
    you’ve heard about the zip code inequality problem?

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | August 11, 2009 at 1:18 PM

    @10:
    I bet you work less than 11 hrs per day, or you are just some arrogant punk straight out of school that thinks he’s a baller. Good luck with being a dbag, we need more winners like you…and then we wonder why most people in this world equate all wallstreeters with characters like this one. By the way, while you are out being all that you can be with your model, I am hooking up with your girlfriend
    Not 9, just some guy sick of this macho “I work a zillion hours therefore I am so much better than you” crap

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | August 11, 2009 at 7:39 PM

    http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/00/1b/b3/92/buddha-bar.jpg
    Buddha Bar?!#@$% Way to go Associates….sweet new crop….THIS is EXACTLY why I left NYC and moved to LA……suckers!!!

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | August 11, 2009 at 7:40 PM

    http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/00/1b/b3/92/buddha-bar.jpg
    Buddha Bar?!#@$% Way to go Associates….sweet new crop….THIS is EXACTLY why I left NYC and moved to LA……suckers!!!

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | August 11, 2009 at 11:06 PM

    I’m disappointed. Frying Pan? DUMP! Buddha Bar? PLAYED! Brass Monkey? HIGH SCHOOL!
    Dear Associates, you better learn quickly or else enjoy this quick lesson (in no particular order): Standard Grill, DBGB, Hudson Terrace, Table 8, Goldbar ETC!

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