• 20 Aug 2009 at 9:45 AM

Walter Noel: Back In The Game!

By Bess Levin

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Cityfile reports the joyous news that after months of relentless bitching from the wife, five girls and former investors over their lives being ruined ’cause he had to do business with that dick, Walter Noel has finally been able to get some me-time in out at the Sebonack Golf Club in Southampton. His game’s pretty much for shit but surely he’ll be able to step it up during his sabbatical from the investing gig (though it may be brief, as we’ve heard the world’s greatest son-in-law has been able to secure some Colombian drug money for the new shop).

Comments (26)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    he sucks at golf

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2009 at 9:52 AM

    @ 2 and 3… pwned

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2009 at 9:53 AM

    anything to get out of the stable

  4. 4
    Posted by Anal_yst | August 20, 2009 at 9:55 AM

    holy sh*t, looks like my rounds after a 12 pack

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2009 at 9:55 AM

    After Mr. Yang beat Tiger, seeing that “CR/Slope” column made me a litle tense.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2009 at 9:57 AM

    Who put that chair there?
    Thats not my chair.
    Not my chair, not my problem. Thats what I always say.

  7. 7
    Posted by merkin capital partners | August 20, 2009 at 9:58 AM

    You have to understand, dad is just a plain ol’ retard.
    horseface noel

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    Porterhouse!

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2009 at 10:00 AM

    not just “dick,” LITTLE dick. pls make sure to fix that.
    -sheryl weinstein
    ps i still climaxed

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2009 at 10:05 AM

    I’d be pissed if I paid a $500K initiation fee just to get stuck behind ol’ Walt hitting his third provisional ball.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2009 at 10:07 AM

    @10 me too, what an asshole
    -b mades

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2009 at 10:12 AM

    Clearly, he is an honest man and therefore innocent.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2009 at 10:13 AM

    Golf’s okay, but I’m more of a batting cage guy.
    -CG

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    Made that putt on 18 to break 100 in the last round

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    Sebonac? That place is new, new, new. He obviously couldn’t get into Maidstone.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2009 at 10:47 AM

    @15 ugh i know don’t you just hate new money?

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    anyone else notice that these scores are suspiciously consistent? These are like madoff returns except they sukk…

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2009 at 10:51 AM

    @15
    He belonged to Round Hill in Greenwich, so he obviously had the WASP seal of approval. He was kicked out, though, so Sebonac is probably the only club to which he still has access.

  19. 19
    Posted by Prime Brokerage Dude | August 20, 2009 at 11:06 AM

    I wonder if Picard will be able to claw back the 600k initiation fee from Sebonac. I actually heard recently that it is up to a million or more.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2009 at 11:06 AM

    That’s a peach hun.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    I want a Mulligan. Yeah, that one.

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2009 at 11:32 AM

    “I don’t play golf for money, against people” Ty

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2009 at 11:43 AM

    Walts game is whack. Kid could use some lessons from stan o’neal. @13 sleeves or no sleeves for cg in the cages?

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2009 at 12:08 PM

    @23
    Usually wear a sleeveless Big Johnson t-shirt to the cages.
    -CG

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2009 at 1:02 PM

    @17 He didn’t acutally play, but just passed through Madoff’s scores after tacking on a few strokes of his own.

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | August 20, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    Ladrao filha da puta eu ainda vou comer o rabo das suas filhas!!!

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