As previously mentioned, the specimen at at left is set to be described in “intimate detail” in an upcoming tell-all all by Sheryl Weinstein, a Madoff investor who alleges she got freaky with the big man. There will also be photographs. And, as a promotional tie-in, the release of a possible sex tape, distributed by Andrew Madoff’s production company. Since odds are most of you have taken a little bit or a lot a bit of time already to think about it, what do we think we can expect, specs-wise? Obviously the sweatpants seem to indicate a pretty decently sized appendage but perhaps B-boy was stuffing? And in terms of grooming– serious manscaping or a brillow pad that could rival even the most notoriously overgrown cock-bushes?
— Advertisement —
Comments (47)
Leave a comment
You can log in with your account or comment as a guest below.
- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
Bernie wearing a super mario costume sporting a mustache…yes it tickles, but only at first.
If Ron Jeremy could do it, so can Bernie, dammit!
Bullseye!
BlackPoint
bess!
is!
back!
@2 Somehow….that is correct! Hedgehog style!
nobody’s cock-bush is more overgrown than mine. NOBODY’S!!!
-SC
bess is back!
Jewfro down under
“brillow pad”
Sweet baby Jesus, you were missed!
Picture of Greg on a bike on UWS:
Scroll down to July 26th
http://www.latfh.com/page/2
No homo but it looks like he’s sportin a John Holmes-sized organ, but, like his returns, it could all just be an not-so-clever ruse
Package as inflated as his returns.
Dear Bess-
Welcome back. I was soooo tired of all the poking fun at my Greggums. His nervous tic got out of control. And the constant, furious masturbation was too much.
If you’re driving Greggums home today, would you be a dear and pick up my xanax and KY at CVS?
Love,
Greg’s Mom
Depilated by friction.
Thank our collective Gentile and Jew God that Bess is back.
Anyway, what happened to the classic, “let’s get into this.” sentence to end the post? Actually, let’s not get into what is in there, because we know what is filling it up in the back office.
Bess never missing a beat: priceless.
Don’t ever go on vacation again.
What is Ruth holding in this picture?
The better question is what is filling him up in the back office.
Given his obsessive compulsive need for neat and orderly, I am going with waxed clean. The man likes to get his shine on.
@18 a heinz bottle
@21 Nope red top indicates Tobasco
Oh joy Bess! So nice to have you back! I know I speak for EVERYONE – we truly missed you…
It’s gonna be a great day.
@naked is right. and it makes sense, tabasco sauce being the shit that keeps your mojo mojo’ing.
-porno gil
At the DB office this morning.
Greg is at his desk sleeping with a newspaper draped over him. Levin walks in. He bangs on the door.
Greg wakes up.
Greg: Bess, you’re back.
BL: Greg, I’m surprised to see you here.
Greg: You are?
BL: I though you would have taken the large office.
Greg: Oh. Really.
BL: I guess I didn’t make that clear when I hired you.
So where’s that Pensky file? Let’s see what you’ve been up to all week. (pages through the file) Greg, What have you been doing all week?
Greg: Well you missed a lovely little party that we had for EP.
BL: You haven’t done anything with this.
Greg: Well bear in mind that I am in the smaller office.
BL: I’m beginning to wonder if you understand anything.
Greg: You are aware that Carney at Clusterstock is interested in me.
BL: (scoffs) You’re not Carney material.
Greg: Well, we’ll just see about that. Ta-ta, Lev-in!
I never thought I’d get a warm, fuzzy feeling from the phrase “the most notoriously overgrown cock-bushes”, but I do as it means I can come back and start reading the site again. Bess is back, and there’s gonna be trouble, hey-la, hey-la, Bess Levin’s back . . .
…and it was said the Bernie never went anywhere without a change of socks handy at all times.
OMG i finally figfured it out. Where is Ruth’s right hand??? It is her right hand that is down his pants making that bulge. You can practically see the outline of her arm going down the sweatpants
Greg you sick fuck, why are you posting about Madoff’s penis? It’s juvenile and unimaginative and…huh?…what’s that…this is a Bess post?
Hahaha! Hilarious Bess! O man, what a great post. Keep it up!
@29 = Greg … but very very accurate!!
ALL POTATOS NOT MEAT!! NOW KNOWN IN JAIL AS THE “TEABAGGIN TYCOON”.
please, please get an advance copy of this book!
@29 In what kind of bizzaro world would Greg write anything remotely close to this? He’s probably on the phone with his Mom asking what a cock bush is.
@29 that was a retarded comment. off yourself.
@33 & 34 Thank you for existing. Without people like you, my comment never would’ve happened. Perhaps you’re too dense to realize that.
-29
@28 OMG I think you might be right…
36: Yea, 28 is right!
I want to see at least one statement/ invoice from the past 10 days for
Name: Bess Levin
MC ending in: 2576
What would Ayn Rand say?
@39…nothing.
she’d be feasting on cock!
@38
http://dealbreaker.com/2009/08/t-boone-pickens-has-a-new-targ.php#c16
Wondering if those sweatpants could possibly be any higher.
Wow well this is pretty impressive: 28 solved the “Bernie has a huge package” mystery, its been Ruth all along – the queenpin!
@41, Thanks. Been away too. Guess you had to be there though.
looks like he dropped a tin of skoal down there for the effect.
Looks more like a sac of paper clips. Midget garmento nothing more.
q91JIT I really liked your article.Really looking forward to read more. Cool.