• 13 Aug 2009 at 4:11 PM

Where Do You Get Off?

By Bess Levin



[via BI]
Things took a decidedly ugly turn today when Erin Burnett stuck pins in a “Vikram doll” in some sort of voodoo hex, spell, whatever. I don’t know if this was an attempt on CNBC’s part to actively take down Citi (how do you think they eliminated Bear?) or just some sick joke, but listen toots: Vickles exists for tickles, and, when he’s been keeping up the weight, squeezing in such away that he emits the most adorable elfin’ giggle. Not for this shit.

Comments (38)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    BITCH
    -vp

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    If you prick him, does he not bleed vindaloo?

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    Sorry but Cramer’s a fucking idiot.

  4. 4
    Posted by NakedShort | August 13, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    I would suggest everyone go to Minyanville and read Todd Harrison’s take on working/trading with Jim Cramer. It should be required reading for any Cramer viewer.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    What a miserable cunt.
    VP

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    @naked- it was posted here like 2 wks ago

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    مجھے کیا کھائے گا اپ کے بچوں کوکری
    Tickle that.
    -Pandit

  8. 8
    Posted by NakedShort | August 13, 2009 at 4:20 PM

    @6 I know that; its updated every week with more painful stories.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:21 PM

    @3: Thanks and welcome to 2005.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:24 PM

    Where do I get off? Inside that collie’s ass, that’s where.
    -Denny “Grand Slam Thank You Ma’am” Kneale

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:26 PM

    Dennis Kneale molested me in the back of a KB toy store once.
    CG

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:32 PM

    Cramer: BUYBUYBUY BOOYAH!!!~ Pandits not She-Bear WHATT????HEY!!!! WElllFargOIOOOHEY!!! WOW!!!!
    Macke: WTF? CATBOX!!!
    D-Rat: But lookit, here’s where we are all lastyear when we were stay with me thismarket got me? OK And , now soccermoms are looking like Fed System…..
    Kudlow: TAX BREAKTAXBREAK!!!! I’Ve said it all along!!!!
    MCC: But he’s a LIBERAL!! And Black Swan my ass…
    Cramer: NONONONONONO..NO!! HEY!! Stuffed doll and Erin’s holding her box…..HEY!!!! Pandit BOX!!!
    Gaspo: What have I got? You want to know what have I “got”??
    Kneale: DICKWEEDS!!
    Madoff: Thank God I’m in prison…
    Imus: Nappy…nappy Fox…unhhg…uhg..cowboy hat.
    Haines: What the hell is going on????
    Herrera: Over here!!! Me..Me….anyone??
    Art Cashin: Ramadan!
    Imus: Nappy hotel, the Ramadan Inn…unhh…gurgle….
    Cramer: Pfeizer, Dick’s Sporting Goodd…THEY HAVE NO IDEA>>>THEY HAVE NO IDEA!!!!
    Imus: Dick’s what? Nappy…..
    Burnet: Jeez, all I said was…..
    Buffett: This market’s hotter than a 4 story cat house on coupon night!!!
    Macke: CAT HOUSE!!!! Slap Chop nodders…
    Mays: I went to the light and it’s this fucking place???
    Cramer: LOOKITLOOKITLOOKIT….!!!!!!…..BOOYAH!!! LETTHEMANDOHISJOB. Where is my monkey???
    Insana: And clearly, in the retrogressive returns of the yen carry when spread against a health care call spread looks liek a limited look-back option on a synthetic CDO synthetic CDS structured boilerplate of a dark spread against a spark spead which…..
    Kearnan: Help me ART!!! Give me a date!!!
    **************************
    A one act play by The Trader Between Trades.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    Add accupuncture to the Eb’s skill set. She’s truly a 5-tool gal, although she tripped on the Mendoza Line this morning.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:35 PM

    @12 Seriously deranged and in need of help but please don’t stop posting.

  15. 15
    Posted by MarshallStack | August 13, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    The Trader Between Trades -
    Brilliant.
    BTW – things are slow here too – since 4. Strange.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    Bess:
    If my toungue was your tampon, I wouldn’t let a drop of honey fall down!

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    Bess:
    If my toungue was your tampon, I wouldn’t let a drop of honey fall down!

  18. 18
    Posted by MarshallStack | August 13, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    16 – FTW
    17 – get back down in the hole Haji

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    @ Bess – Outstanding work on the post title and then the screen grab (Cramer on Palm).

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    @16/17…..If you are going to write erotic notes it is imperitave that you fucking know how to spell “t-o-n-g-u-e” and not double post.
    ~D. H. Lawrence

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    Charlie took down Bear with the evil eye.
    Now um a-gonna get sued! Mama!

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:51 PM

    Suddenly I want to each a fresh fig from the inside out.

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:51 PM

    Erin would certainly not want to take down Citi given that her boyfriend works there.

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:53 PM

    @23 they broke up. he couldn’t handle the fact that she prefers an open relationship.
    Rush

  25. 25
    Posted by MarshallStack | August 13, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    Amanda Drury.
    There.
    I said it.

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    @23 they haven’t been dating for like 2 yrs

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    Why are Cramer’s hands in the same position the Rosetta Stone lady puts hers? Hmmm……..

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    EB, the girl with a cartoon puppy smile
    I want better tits with my socialism

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    I always called my wives my “better half” because they better half dinner ready when I git home…..
    ~TBP

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 5:08 PM

    I get off inside Bess’s underwear drawer

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 5:16 PM

    Madoff’s credit card statements!!
    http://www.scribd.com/doc/15027931/Bernies-Credit-Card-Statements

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    courtesy of eater
    http://eater.com/archives/2009/08/bernie_madoffs_dining_habits_revealed.php

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    @12 get a fucking job

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    @31/32 Really old. The Times posted it a while back.

  35. 35
    Posted by Anal_yst | August 13, 2009 at 5:41 PM

    @12
    that is the funniest thing I’ve read this week, congratulations, although if you’d posted that around 8-9am you’d owe me at least a new monitor you bastard

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | August 13, 2009 at 7:31 PM

    @ 26
    “They haven’t been dating for 2 years”
    That’s what going to happen when your company goes broke. No more big bonuses or compensation to show off to celebrity girlfriend
    Anyway, I think she’s dating again.
    With her job, she can always find better prospects but please not a twice divorce stallion, no dying old fart ,no young womanizer nor a polygamist Sheikh.
    -CamelSerialKiller-

  37. 37
    Posted by e_anthony58 | August 14, 2009 at 12:36 AM

    ERIN BURNETT IS THE FUTURE OF NBC AND SHE CAN VOODOO PRICK ANYONE SHE WANTS!!
    But since she did that, dont you think Citi will start to treat her short-lived bf a little more rudely???

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | August 14, 2009 at 9:28 PM

    What is his job at Citi?

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