With the decline in global government tax receipts severe enough for regulators to get serious about reducing your options for keeping money away from the tax man, a new leader in tax games is emerging. The country with one of the highest tax rates in the world, Denmark, has seen an exponential rise recently in those looking to make their respective governments earn their tax dollars by catching them. Even though Nordic countries have been supportive of the ongoing clamp down, a local tax accountant, Christen Amby, highlighted the ease of stashing cash in the home of butter cookies.
“It’s my impression that Denmark has become a popular way station for tax evasion – partly because it’s easy to set up a business and also because we don’t have a practice of controlling who the final receiver of funds is”
So by making some slight modifications to the Swiss flag, the tax haven torch is passed to another land of red and white.
BOOOOOOBIES!
Golly Days, that girl makes my wiener hurt really bad. I want to stick it right in the hole she toots out of.
Is that pre-Scientology Katie Holmes?
So gratuitous, which is wonderful
In other news, Lady Gaga has a penis.
http://bossip.com/139759/chicks-with-dcks-is-lady-gaga-packing/
Helena “wicked game” christensen
Greg is the man. Keep it going. Waiting for the pictures Bess is sending you from that nude beach somewhere.
Greg, great post! I am really proud of you for taking my advice about the picture – you should always have one and the hotter the girl is the less it matters if the picture is related to the post.
You didn’t mention how the picture is related, but you didn’t need to. Sure, I’ll buy that she is from Denmark. All around nice work.
So, I am targeting getting this earnings report done in the next 30 minutes, getting sign off on it, sending it out (none of you will bother reading it) and high tailing it to my deck and watching redtube on my iphone.
Damn you Greg and your wicked games!
EP
Atta boy Gregumms!
Nom nom nom
Oh dear, Greg. This week’s blogger boot camp with EP as drill sargeant nearly culminated in success right now with such a fantastic post… if it weren’t for the fact that the first word in the title should be in the objective case.
Otherwise, great work.
“hmmmm.. Note to self: Put up gratuitous picture of semi-nude babes along with the drivel I write and people like me. I mean, they really really like me! Why did it take me 2 1/2 months to figure that out?”
- Greg’s diary
@12
In Greg’s case, “who” is correct, as it’s nearly impossible to say “whom” with a giant phallus in one’s mouth.
I bet she performs an excellent hand-bridge.
-The Cat’s Ass
Ah, the patented double forearm bridge. My favorite.
@ 14 FTW! you just made my spit out a mouthful of cum!
- Greg’s Mom
Greg, now you’re really getting it, gratuitous pictures of Helena Christiansen on Friday afternoons rock my world.
Shame she actually lives in the West Village and nowhere near Denmark but hey whoever let the facts get in the way of a gratuitous Helena shot.
genius, pure genius
I don’t like pictures of boobs. Pay attention to me.
Tax Chick
nice phoot greg
I rather a picture of Becky Quick’s lazy brown eye winking at me.
Wait – was there an article here? I need to tell people I read Dealbreaker for the articles . . .