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What? No HB & TF comments?
Oh, and 1st b1tches
I’d really like to see a picture of Bess. I mean, with all these posts about tits and dicks written with no real emotion, is she just a great reporter to her audience, or is she actually muff-diving on the reg?
@2
Bess is Charlie Gasparino
Cue ‘Crying Game’
I know Bess is the best!
I saw Bess in person and what a f*cking gorgeous that she was but I didn’t notice the cleavage.
@2 I met her a few months ago over the winter when she was dating my college roommate’s brother, a greenlight trader…she broke it off earlier this summer so I guess out of loyalty I should call her a bitch or something but she was sweet and very cute.
@5 that would explain all the greenlight letter/performance numbers that db seems to get hours after they come out. guess she must be worth it.
BL source@5 did your roommate’s bro happen to make any sex tapes you wanna leak?
what are the odds of getting on cash cab from any given UES location?
@8 high to really high
@5 tell us more
I don’t think I ever want to see a pic of Bess. I’ve come to accept her as an amorphous, faceless entity who provides us all with our daily fix.
Fucking Schrenker only gets 51 months?
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/08/19/fugitive.pilot/index.html
.amazing.
@5 i hate your friends brother. pass that on.
I’d feel much better knowing that my financial gossip came from a total hardbody versus a HERB of a woman.
@13 rest easy…it’s the former.
-5
@14 – I appreciate the newsflash, but this still doesn’t give me meat beating material. Back to Brazzers for me…
@9 i dunno, a bunch of us went to a hockey game (she wanted the devils to win, which automatically detracted pts in my book)..she was quite pretty, nicer than i’d expected her to be. the bar we went to had pingpong and she declared she was going to kick my ass…i beat the pants off her, playing lefty (she did throw some excellent trash talk my way which mitigated the embarassment but only slightly)…uh she was funny? and got shitfaced? my buddy’s brother, the one dating her at the time couldn’t stop grabbing her ass but she seemed to like it…i dont know what else to tell you
@12 duly noted
-5
oh, she had a tiny nose ring very cute
@16 someone from nj wanted teh devils to win? i never thought id see the day!!
-the forehead slapper
@16 did you fuck her or not?
i think we need to hear bess’s side of the night.
bess stalker@16 if i find out you laid one hand on my woman ima give you the beatin of your life.
-cg
“the bar we went to had pingpong and she declared she was going to kick my ass…i beat the pants off her”
O RLY?
bess boy @16- ping_pong. it’s two words. write that down.
This ends tonight.
CG
easy chaz, 16 said she dumped him already
IS THE GREENLIGHT TRADER DAVID EINHORN?????
@16 did BL mention me?
hey guys.
no, charlie @26
This is all happening according to plan.
My vision will soon be realized.
I am amongst you.
Colliehumper.
“Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 8:39PM
@9 i dunno, a bunch of us went to a hockey game (she wanted the devils to win, which automatically detracted pts in my book)..she was quite pretty, nicer than i’d expected her to be. the bar we went to had pingpong and she declared she was going to kick my ass…i beat the pants off her, playing lefty (she did throw some excellent trash talk my way which mitigated the embarassment but only slightly)…uh she was funny? and got shitfaced? my buddy’s brother, the one dating her at the time couldn’t stop grabbing her ass but she seemed to like it…i dont know what else to tell you”
She plays billiards, envies Martin Brodeur (Translation: no one guards the net better than she), and only has eyes for Einhorn.
5/16 is a lugubrious nephroid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTJ1hRaElyE
@30 what in the fuck are you talking about?
BL told me that I was “too big to accommodate”
I always figured “artist” was just a polite way of saying “will fuck for drinks.” Good to see some of them have hobbies on the side.
”
Posted by guest , Aug 19, 2009 11:16PM
@30 what in the fuck are you talking about?”
What in the fuck I said, cunt stain.
Just in case anyone didn’t do a double take, that is Equity Pirate, not Private which makes sense that its not EP in so many ways….but just making sure
This is BL
http://equityprivate.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/08/bess.jpg
@36
You’re not very smart, are ya?
@30
I forgot how much I love this song. Thank you! Steve Miller Band rocks it long and hard. Itunes calling…
-abra-abrakadabra fan
I like turtles