September 2009

  • News

    Write-Offs: 09.30.09

    $$$ Great news for white collar criminals: breaking out of prison has never been easier. [Cityfile] $$$ The Wall Street Draft [American Madness] $$$ Melissa Francis’s vote for the Name Jamie Dimon’s Bar ‘n Grill contest. [Twitter] $$$ Bank of America’s Enemies List [The Deal]

    / Sep 30, 2009 at 7:00 PM
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    What Was Ken Griffin Doing At Blackstone Today?

    Being indoctrinated into the $4 million crab claw club? Your guess is as good as mine. Wildly speculate away.

    / Sep 30, 2009 at 6:30 PM
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    Gasparino: Ken Lewis To Step Down By End Of Year

    Apparently he was not told security would see him out but is leaving on his own terms. No word on his plans for the future but something along these lines would make sense, with John Thain bussing tables. Update: Andrew Cuomo has chimed in an attempt to ruin the happiest day of Ken Lewis’s life […]

    / Sep 30, 2009 at 5:12 PM
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    Pay Czar May Not Rule With An Iron Fist After All

    If you believe the CEOs of the most distinguished members of the bank bailout club were all playing along with the short-term profit focused bonus bonanza and want to see Ken Feinberg extract a pound of flesh, keep waiting. Whether it was a result of his compensation model crashing when trying to incorporate across-the-board clawbacks […]

    / Sep 30, 2009 at 4:30 PM
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    / Sep 30, 2009 at 4:20 PM
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    Caption Contest Wednesday

    [Shia LaBeouf on the Money Never Sleeps Set, in his role as a trader. This is how Oliver Stone perceives you people.]

    / Sep 30, 2009 at 3:51 PM
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    CNBC Reports: “New York’s street-cart vendors aren’t just low-income immigrants anymore”

    They’re ex-investment bankers too!

    / Sep 30, 2009 at 3:45 PM
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    Atrocities In Paradise

    It looks the UK really means business. They are not going to allow some small tax haven whose government is on the verge of not being able to pay its employees to dictate terms. The Queen has the leverage and the cash and she is letting the Caymans know it. The month long bickering focused […]

    / Sep 30, 2009 at 3:37 PM
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    What Are Rebecca Jarvis’s Short And Long Term Career Plans And Do They Involve CNBC?

    No and unclear! A bunch of you have been wondering where Jarvis has been lately, fearing a Margaret Brennan-like abandonment. For now, be easy– she’s on vacation this week. However, and I only say this so you can emotionally steel yourself, there are rumors that she’s planning to leave the network once her contract is […]

    / Sep 30, 2009 at 2:49 PM
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    Nobody Takes Dan Loeb For A Ride

    Not the market, not Ken Griffin and not some sheisty moving company. One and two learned that the hard way and now the fools at Auer’s Moving & Rigging are getting a crash course in what happens when you try and pull a fast one on this vegan surfer-cum-triathlete. Perhaps thinking the Third Point founder […]

    / Sep 30, 2009 at 1:49 PM
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    Russian MBA Program Labels Harvard “Business School Of the Past”

    The whole ‘new normal’ concept is really only for the developed world to digest. With an increasing focus on emerging markets, developed countries are going to have to get used to business the EM way. So how exactly do you prepare yourself to deal with the three pillars of emerging economies: bribery, relentless bureaucracy, and […]

    / Sep 30, 2009 at 1:30 PM
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    China Simply Does Not Have Enough Citigroup In Its Life

    China and Japan have had their problems over the millennia and gone in completely opposite directions when it comes to certain issues. This is good news for Vikula. For the first time in what has seemed like millennia, somebody out there wants more Citigroup- and not just as a short-term equity holding. While Japan has […]

    / Sep 30, 2009 at 11:51 AM
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    Goldman Sachovia Would’ve Happened If Warren Buffett Hadn’t Stepped In And Pointed Out The Obvious

    The Oracle of Omaha. He’s not just good for marrying folksy business wisdom with aberrant sex fetish. He can also be counted on to bring up the pink elephant in the room (it helps if said elephant has huge cans) when no one else will. According to Andrew Ross Sorkin’s new book on the weeks […]

    / Sep 30, 2009 at 11:39 AM
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    Marc Dreier Was Robbed And So Were We, Part II

    I missed this from yesterday’s account of why Marc Dreier chose to get into the Ponzi business (9/11 and a house on the beach, mostly). It clearly deserves flagging: One of the firm’s Christmas parties was held at the Waldorf-Astoria, where Dreier danced wildly to the song “Shout,” from Animal House. At a firm party […]

    / Sep 30, 2009 at 11:02 AM
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    Does Jamie Dimon Dream Of Putting Ken Lewis In A Chokehold? Dick Bové Likes To Think So

    Yesterday’s announcement out of JPMorgan re: who will potentially take over in the event Jamie Dimon “unexpectedly departs or is incapacitated” has those who track such things attempting to figure out what all this means for our favorite Boy Toy CEO’s future. Is he planning on leaving tomorrow or will he stay the course of […]

    / Sep 30, 2009 at 10:00 AM
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    Headhunter Gets In On The Fraud Game

    The government’s stimulus cheerleading sign approach to economic prosperity may be tough to justify from an efficient use of funds perspective, but it does require people to make the signs and then place them every 150 feet. So at least it’s not a complete fraud from an employment perspective. For that, Minneapolis based Arthur Group […]

    / Sep 30, 2009 at 9:58 AM
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    Opening Bell: 09.30.09

    John Mack Proposes Single Global Regulator (Bloomberg) “A better system would be one uber-regulator,” Mack said in an interview in New York with Bloomberg TV. “We do need an overall systemic-risk management that everyone buys into. It’s not a U.S. systemic boundary — it’s a global systemic risk manager.” CIT Said To Weigh Financing From […]

    / Sep 30, 2009 at 8:00 AM
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    Write-Offs: 09.29.09

    $$$ French Rogue Trader Takes to Riviera Stage [AP] $$$ BofA’s Krawcheck Sets Her Team: The Memo [Deal Journal] $$$ Hank Greenberg’s I-Firm Takes 120K Feet in Zuckerman’s 399 Park [NYO] $$$ The SEC’s 58-Step Program [BI] $$$ Bonita Bay Brawl [implode-o-meter] $$$ This is a sculpture of a bull impaling Bernie Madoff. [BBC]

    / Sep 29, 2009 at 5:36 PM

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