• 25 Sep 2009 at 10:00 AM

A Serious Question

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Does Ann Coulter show up to the SEC with her “information” and demand “just two minutes” of Mary Schapiro’s time to prove Bank of America is a Ponzi scheme? No! (She’s otherwise occupied with more important endeavors.)
Earlier: Is The SEC Not Willing To Listen To Reason?

Comments (25)

  1. Posted by guest | September 25, 2009 at 10:07 AM

    so did he hit it?

  2. Posted by CoveredLong | September 25, 2009 at 10:07 AM

    A serious comment: 15 hours Bess…you’re better than that.
    …ohhh, that was pretty good Greg, now get back to your computer.

  3. Posted by guest | September 25, 2009 at 10:10 AM

    Cody. Did you see “Jennifer’s Body”? I want you to know that its based on my autobiography.
    -Ann Coulter

  4. Posted by Bess Levin | September 25, 2009 at 10:12 AM

    @2 I’m also too good to be posting on Dealbreaker past 7PM, when that Tweet occurred.

  5. Posted by guest | September 25, 2009 at 10:15 AM

    imagine the absolutely horrifying sex that went down after she called him a c.

  6. Posted by guest | September 25, 2009 at 10:16 AM

    Ann needs a HB. Just saying…
    -Wildcard bitches!

  7. Posted by guest | September 25, 2009 at 10:17 AM

    Ann could crack Cody’s neck with her inner thighs

  8. Posted by guest | September 25, 2009 at 10:18 AM

    @6 understatement of the year

  9. Posted by guest | September 25, 2009 at 10:19 AM

    what up slag bitches?
    -CG

  10. Posted by guest | September 25, 2009 at 10:23 AM

    “…I spit on my skeezer-pleaser and, prying her ass cheeks apart like a hot dinner roll, drove it home, into the biggest browneye I had ever seen.”

  11. Posted by NakedShort | September 25, 2009 at 10:24 AM

    I can’t shake the image from my head of C Willard tucking his sack back dancing in front of a mirror with A Coulter’s picture taped to the corner saying “Would you fuck me?, I’d fuck me so hard,” while Q Lazzarus “Goodbye Horses” is playing in the backgroud.

  12. Posted by guest | September 25, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    that second link is NOT safe for work

  13. Posted by guest | September 25, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    My bad, Cody: thought you were a Dixie Chick.
    -Ann

  14. Posted by guest | September 25, 2009 at 10:31 AM

    @12
    Now I can’t either. Thanks, asshole!

  15. Posted by guest | September 25, 2009 at 10:34 AM

    @13 WTF? I’m curious about where you work.

  16. Posted by guest | September 25, 2009 at 10:35 AM

    MUSEUM OF THE HORSE 4EVER!

  17. Posted by guest | September 25, 2009 at 10:39 AM

    It is 10:40 and still no Greg. This is a good sign. Maybe Bess woke up and put a bullet in him.

  18. Posted by 9/11 widows want to know | September 25, 2009 at 10:51 AM

    A serious question: who’s Ann Coulter?

  19. Posted by guest | September 25, 2009 at 10:51 AM

    The only thing stiffer than Cody Willard is Rush Limbaugh looking at him.

  20. Posted by guest | September 25, 2009 at 11:00 AM

    “regime” is so 2002.
    I really wish people would stop using that fucking word.

  21. Posted by guest | September 25, 2009 at 11:02 AM

    @19 – an ultra conservative author and political commentator. Also a man posing as a woman.

  22. Posted by pfluger | September 25, 2009 at 11:19 AM

    @21:
    “Regime change” was pretty ’02. Now, we have shortened it by removing the first word. I wish the entire phrase would disappear.

  23. Posted by Seaman Bodine II | September 25, 2009 at 11:44 AM

    @19
    Tom Petty after a few months interning at SAC.

  24. Posted by guest | September 25, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    @23. It is doubtful it will any time soon–it has great propaganda value.
    That aside, I find it pretty amusing dearest Cody would use the word against The Man as I really doubt he was going for the intentional irony/sarcasm there. The Man wins again!
    21

  25. Posted by highlyconfident | September 25, 2009 at 1:35 PM

    Pure gold: “She seemed surprised I had to ask. Her tone was that of someone reminding another of something too obvious to need mention.
    ‘Uh, so I can get in the tub and you can piss all over me?’”

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