So Citi chair Dick Parsons and former Bear Stearns CEO Alan Schwartz sat down with CNN Money to commemorate the anniversary of Lehman Brothers biting the big one today, but before they could get down to business, an extremely comatosed-looking Alan Schwartz had a couple of things he thought he’d take the opportunity to put out there. 1. Personally, it was clear to him that there potentially was some sort of global financial shitstorm on the horizon prior to “the situation” (his words) at BSC, but there really wasn’t much anything anyone could do about it. 2. He stands by the statement he made the Tuesday before the sucker went down that Bear was awash with liquidity. 3. While no one has yet to conclusively prove hedge funds were colluding to destroy the firm, Al believes “they probably were. Short sellers were trying to get people to stampede.” 4. Bear was “forced” against its own will to merge with JPMorgan.

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Comments (50)

  1. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    YOU LIE!

  2. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    May the Schwartz be with you…

  3. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    say that to my fuckin face!
    -ken griffin

  4. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    d-e-n-i-a-l

  5. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    Bear Stearns is still the greatest shop in all da land!
    Kanye West

  6. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    Kanye West is a RACIST.

  7. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    Bear Sterns doesn’t care about Black People.

  8. Posted by TheGuyFromPhiladelphia | September 14, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    Gee, I guess the fact that BSC being “stuffed to the gills with toxic waste” had anything to do with it.
    Even the morons watched the PBS Frontline special and understood that line, Alan.

  9. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    Kanye West is a muthafuckin gay fish.
    Dennis Kneale

  10. Posted by AS | September 14, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    @8 shut your mouth when I’m speaking to you.

  11. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    I feel ya’ Alan, I really do. My company had the same thing happen, what a coincidence. I hate Jim Chanos! Gotta run, internet quota time is almost up, and the warden gets really mad if I go over it.
    J Skilling

  12. Posted by NakedShort | September 14, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    86 years of beautiful tradition, from Joseph Bear to Jimmy Cayne. You’re goddamn right I’m living in the fucking past!

  13. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 2:27 PM

    Black people dont care about Kanye West

  14. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    Gayfish do not care about Kanye West

  15. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    A full bottle of congac, two lines of coke, hes 500 feet from the stage, its dark and hes wearing sunglasses

  16. Posted by Erin | September 14, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    @ 12–> Your right…one of the most powerfull & influential shops in all of the land!
    I know you guys have been making fun of my ‘POT’ comment and I wanted to say that it was supposed to be a JOKE!
    Love,
    Erin B. xoxoxo

  17. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 2:35 PM

    What is the best method for removing seminal fluid from fur?
    Dennis Kneale

  18. Posted by Dr. Mark Klein | September 14, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    This is preposterous. These Wall Street thieves ought to take responsibility for their own errors, and admit it wasn’t the short sellers, but rather the long sellers, that caused the problem.
    –Mark Klein, M.D.

  19. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    Erin Burnett is currently raiding jimmy caynes cupboard. hes always got a bag of funions handy

  20. Posted by pfluger | September 14, 2009 at 2:43 PM

    DK, even though you’re a sniveling busone, I’m gonna help ya out, dis one time, even though you’re a cacsentneze. Use seltzer.
    -cg

  21. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    Hey Dennis, whatever you do, make sure to stay within state lines.
    Eliot Spitzer

  22. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 2:47 PM

    Dick Parsons doesnt care about black people

  23. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    BHO doesn’t care about black people.

  24. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    17 That would be Club Soda and a toothbrush.
    Monica Lewinsky

  25. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    Black people dont care about black people

  26. Posted by Kanye | September 14, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    Jimmy Cayne loves country music….

  27. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    how could you be so heartless?
    Dennis Kneale

  28. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    black people dont care about dennis kneale

  29. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 3:02 PM

    @15
    I think it was Larry David who said, “There are two kinds of people who wear sunglasses indoors: the blind and assholes.”

  30. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 3:03 PM

    Greg Michaels doesnt care about anal hair coloring

  31. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    Black people don’t care about Native Americans.

  32. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    I will say this about Cliff Asness. He is consistent.

  33. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    @32 -
    Black people don’t care about Cliff Asness

  34. Posted by Ollie the Weatherman | September 14, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    Black people don’t care about CNBC.

  35. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    Black people don’t care about how many chicken McNuggets spiky-haired Asian dudes can eat before they (almost) get fired.

  36. Posted by pfluger | September 14, 2009 at 3:19 PM

    I don’t fregarsene about bloggers.
    -cg
    (fregarsene v. (vulgar) not to give a damn (di about): Me ne frego dei suoi ordini I don’t give a damn about his orders; E chi se ne frega? Who gives a damn?)

  37. Posted by american bandersnatch | September 14, 2009 at 3:21 PM

    @15 – A nice update on a classic

  38. Posted by Investorcluzo | September 14, 2009 at 3:22 PM
  39. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 3:24 PM

    fake cg @36 doesn’t care about verb conjugation

  40. Posted by Stanley O | September 14, 2009 at 3:24 PM

    I love country music also! Cliff, call me re:the card-game with Jimmy.

  41. Posted by Joe Mac | September 14, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    Kanye West loves him some Serena!

  42. Posted by pfluger | September 14, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    Heeeeere’s Charlie. Pluggin the book to start!!

  43. Posted by Stanley O | September 14, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    I love me some Gasbag!

  44. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    Al Pacino doesnt care about Kanye West

  45. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 3:42 PM

    Colonel Sanders cares about black people.

  46. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    Watermelon farmers care about black people.

  47. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    45, 46 – youre an idiot. probably from charlotte

  48. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 5:50 PM

    Al Sharpton doesnt care about black people

  49. Posted by Screwtape | September 14, 2009 at 10:06 PM

    Do black people care about black people? Do white people care?

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