• 28 Sep 2009 at 9:35 AM

Allen Stanford Can Take A Punch

By Greg Michaels

Sir_Allen_Stanford.jpgIt’s clear that King Ponz’s use of the subtle, sadistic smile in all situations has cemented his reputation as the old guy people don’t mess with because he’s just a bit off and has that look that says ‘come after me, I dare you.’ Allen Stanford on the other hand, has some work to do. Standing 6’4″, Sir Allen got into it with an inmate either trying to administer a little payback on behalf of his ex-wife or one of his investors or simply doing a routine evaluation of where AS stands in the prison pecking order. After reports put the Ponzier in the ICU after getting a thorough beat down, his lawyer cleared up the confusion for those in the big house curious to know if they’d broken Stanford.

His lawyer Kent Schaffer added: “Mr Stanford is fine. Contrary to reports, he is not in intensive care at the hospital.
“I understand his injuries are not serious enough to keep him in the hospital.”

It look’s like $600/hr still buys you a lot even when it’s going for $110/hr.
Sir Allen Stanford attacked in jail [Telegraph.co.uk]

Comments (17)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | September 28, 2009 at 9:45 AM

    Greg, don’t close the blinds and tell me it’s nighttime.
    -Grandma Michaels

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | September 28, 2009 at 9:49 AM

    This didn’t make me laugh!
    Bess would have done a class-A1 writeup with this story.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | September 28, 2009 at 9:50 AM

    Wonderful start to the week Greg.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | September 28, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    Greg,
    It moved.
    -M. Waters

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | September 28, 2009 at 10:07 AM

    Greg, you are cleary not getting the sublte signs I am leaving you. Therefore, I trained your cat, Paws, to upper deck your toilet whenever he feels the need to relieve himself.
    -Jeff Macke

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | September 28, 2009 at 10:11 AM

    Allen, it’s against prison etiquette to go back door and not use lube. Hopefully, you’ve learned your lesson.
    -the guy who counsels ponzi schemers before they go to the big house

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | September 28, 2009 at 10:22 AM

    You know they call corn-on-the-cob, “corn-on-the-cob”, but that’s how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It’s not like if Greg wrote a usual post, completely vapid of significance and clarity, he called it “By: Greg Michaels,” and then made it coherent and interesting and called it “By: Bess Levin.”
    - Mitch Hedgeberg
    J.M.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | September 28, 2009 at 10:35 AM

    Busted!

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | September 28, 2009 at 10:36 AM

    @7 huh?

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | September 28, 2009 at 10:47 AM

    Stanford can take a punch like Greg can take a dick.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | September 28, 2009 at 10:47 AM

    Greg, what are you wearing? Are your titties out?

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | September 28, 2009 at 11:49 AM

    Was he donkey punched?

  13. 13
    Posted by jakedog | September 28, 2009 at 11:56 AM

    Sir Allen just got a new title. Lady Allen or just Princess Al. Princess Al, do you wanna be the husband or the wife?

  14. 14
    Posted by plfuger | September 28, 2009 at 12:31 PM

    If Allen S was a friend of mine, I’d fuck up his attackers.
    -cg

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | September 28, 2009 at 12:39 PM

    Why are my tax dollars paying for Sir Allen’s FREE health care?
    -random teabagger

  16. 16
    Posted by jakedog | September 28, 2009 at 1:05 PM

    Healthcare on taxpayer’s dime? Princess Al got a penile implant. Up his rear end.

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | September 28, 2009 at 3:03 PM

    Sir Allen’s jaw fared well after the ruckus. Same could not be said for his cornhole.

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