Comments on: Allen Stanford Can Take A Punch

By: guest

guest — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:03:42 +0000

Sir Allen’s jaw fared well after the ruckus. Same could not be said for his cornhole.

By: jakedog

jakedog — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:05:54 +0000

Healthcare on taxpayer’s dime? Princess Al got a penile implant. Up his rear end.

By: guest

guest — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:39:58 +0000

Why are my tax dollars paying for Sir Allen’s FREE health care?
-random teabagger

By: plfuger

plfuger — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:31:21 +0000

If Allen S was a friend of mine, I’d fuck up his attackers.
-cg

By: jakedog

jakedog — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:56:41 +0000

Sir Allen just got a new title. Lady Allen or just Princess Al. Princess Al, do you wanna be the husband or the wife?

By: guest

guest — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:49:11 +0000

Was he donkey punched?

By: guest

guest — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:47:53 +0000

Greg, what are you wearing? Are your titties out?

By: guest

guest — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:47:10 +0000

Stanford can take a punch like Greg can take a dick.

By: guest

guest — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:36:41 +0000

@7 huh?

By: guest

guest — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:35:34 +0000

Busted!

By: guest

guest — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:22:01 +0000

You know they call corn-on-the-cob, “corn-on-the-cob”, but that’s how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It’s not like if Greg wrote a usual post, completely vapid of significance and clarity, he called it “By: Greg Michaels,” and then made it coherent and interesting and called it “By: Bess Levin.”
- Mitch Hedgeberg
J.M.

By: guest

guest — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:11:15 +0000

Allen, it’s against prison etiquette to go back door and not use lube. Hopefully, you’ve learned your lesson.
-the guy who counsels ponzi schemers before they go to the big house

By: guest

guest — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:07:42 +0000

Greg, you are cleary not getting the sublte signs I am leaving you. Therefore, I trained your cat, Paws, to upper deck your toilet whenever he feels the need to relieve himself.
-Jeff Macke

By: guest

guest — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:59:33 +0000

Greg,
It moved.
-M. Waters

By: guest

guest — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:50:57 +0000

Wonderful start to the week Greg.